Hi everyone, it's your favorite president, Donald J. Trump." So begins Trump's video introduction"nearly indistinguishable from a Saturday Night Live sketch"to his latest venture: A new collection of watches, including a $100,000 model with a tourbillon (a mechanism that continuously spins the watch's movement). "That's a lot of diamonds. I love gold, I love diamonds," Trump says at one point, with more comedic flourish than any impersonator (he pronounces it DIE-monds). The product is pure Trump, too: gaudy, diamond-encrusted gold watches straight out of the '80s movie Wall Street. The Trump Watches drop comes as his campaign is getting boat raced in contributions. The headliner is the aforementioned $100,000 "Victory Tourbillon," but Trump is offering to take $499 for a "Fight Fight Fight" diver.
Marco Rubio once said that without his inheritance, Trump would be hawking watches on a New York street corner. Honestly, even with that inheritance and everything he's swindled from the American people, he still feels like the guy in a trench coat saying, 'Hey, buddy, wanna buy a watch?' So, are we really shocked when the guy selling watches turns out to be just as slick as a Bible salesman?" Glen Carroll (@MrGlenCarroll) September 26, 2024
Here is the Grifter King with his latest scam, watches for $100,000 each. pic.twitter.com/2pD6ZjvMV1" Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 26, 2024
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