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Monday, July 01, 2019

Security footage obtained by The Post on Sunday shows a man stumbling into a Coney Island Dunkin' Donuts and Baskin-Robbins and dropping a gun -- right in front of a trio of NYPD officers who just happened to be in the fast food restaurant. The bumbling perp, identified by sources as 34-year-old Emmanuel Lovett, seems to be adjusting his pants as he strolls into the donut shop on Saturday at around 11:30 p.m. -- and doesn't appear to notice the loaded weapon falling to the ground. ... Lovett was charged with felony criminal possession of a loaded firearm, among other charges and was expected to be arraigned in Kings County Criminal Court Sunday.

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I'm surprised they didn't rape him, then shoot him!

-Douchegood

#1 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-01 11:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

"I'm surprised they didn't shoot him and then rape the corpse."

Would have been funnier.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-07-01 11:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

LOL!!

#3 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-07-02 01:38 AM | Reply

charged with felony criminal possession of a loaded firearm,

What's the point of possessing an unloaded firearm?

I'd rather be carrying a car antenna.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-07-02 02:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

What's the point of possessing an unloaded firearm?

Records show he's previously been arrested for robbery and criminal possession of marijuana.

A more pressing question is, why wasnt he obeying the gun laws? Dont they work?

#5 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-02 09:11 AM | Reply

Never, ever put a gun in your pants. It goes in a holster of your flavor.

Let me tell you the story of "'ol one nut". He drove a black Volkswagen beetle with a bumper sticker on back that said "Choose Death". He was a security guard.

He drove too fast over a railroad-crossing and it went off. One of the reasons I don't trust automatic pistols.

"Oh for the love of God" could be heard for miles.

#6 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-02 11:25 AM | Reply

What luck that there were cops at a doughnut shop...

#7 | Posted by humtake at 2019-07-02 11:30 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

#2

I had actually thought of that but didn't think that necrophilia was his thing...yet.

#8 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-02 11:30 AM | Reply

#5 Apparently robbery laws don't work either. Are you saying we should get rid of laws that people break?

#9 | Posted by bored at 2019-07-02 11:39 AM | Reply

Are you saying we should get rid of laws that people break?

That's probably why rape was legalized in Alabama.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-07-02 11:52 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 2

Clown's on a roll, stay out of his way.

#11 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-02 12:13 PM | Reply

"What's the point of possessing an unloaded firearm?
Records show he's previously been arrested for robbery and criminal possession of marijuana."
A more pressing question is, why wasnt he obeying the gun laws? Dont they work?
#5 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2019-07-02 09:11 AM

Wardrobe malfunction.

#12 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-07-02 02:30 PM | Reply

Don't glaze me, bro!

#13 | Posted by Pirate at 2019-07-02 04:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

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