Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Friday, July 05, 2019

A woman in Lufkin, Texas, walked into her local Walmart, opened a container of Blue Bell, licked the ice cream and then put the container back in the freezer. Now, she faces up to 20 years in prison.

Advertisement

More

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

My God, could a punishment be more out of proportion? Beautiful closeup shot though. A State and Federal swat team is working overtime now, while our babies continue to eat dirt. Since the 1982 poisoning of Tylenol capsules most packages in this day and age have seals under the lid, which Blue Bonnet should now consider adding. As usual, all because of one person.

#1 | Posted by bayviking at 2019-07-05 12:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I thought this was a family friendly site.

#2 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-07-05 12:37 PM | Reply

>inb4 she is just a waahmyn POC participating in her own life, she dindu nuffin

#3 | Posted by berserkone at 2019-07-05 12:43 PM | Reply

Gross. Jeez, some people are such freaks.

#4 | Posted by cbob at 2019-07-05 12:58 PM | Reply

#3 | POSTED BY BERSERKONE AT 2019-07-05 12:43 PM | FLAG:

Oh look. A racist.

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2019-07-05 12:59 PM | Reply

Probably not a local. I've been to Lufkin--east Texas pine barrens. Not many African Americans. Small town. The sheriff probably has all the area's dark-skinned folks rounded up already...

#6 | Posted by catdog at 2019-07-05 01:21 PM | Reply

C'mon, man. It's Blue Bell. She should be charging them for enhancing the product.

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2019-07-05 01:23 PM | Reply

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a prison cell.

#8 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-07-05 03:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Oh look. A racist.

#5 | POSTED BY CBOB

He's a Trump supporter. Being a racist is a requirement.

#9 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-05 04:31 PM | Reply

Call me whatever you like. It's practically a foregone conclusion that this wymym will get off easy thanks to progressive politics. We should've shunted even more money into her community and she certainly wouldn't have done such a thing, right?

#10 | Posted by berserkone at 2019-07-06 01:25 AM | Reply

Advertisement

Advertisement

hmmm to me... she looks like a teen that's kinda slow...probably egged on by her "smarter" friends who also recorded her on their iPhone doing it.

They will find her through her DNA. Plus, there are not that many girls as goofy looking as this one in Lufkin.

When they find her, they should also find her "friends" and charge them as accessorys to the crime as well.

#11 | Posted by Pegasus at 2019-07-06 01:37 AM | Reply

>When they find her
This site is slow on news. She's already been found.

annoying auto-playing video warning! www.cbsnews.com
she's described as a juvenile, so add that to the list of descriptors I've already described which will get her off the hook.

#12 | Posted by berserkone at 2019-07-06 01:44 AM | Reply

Call me whatever you like. It's practically a foregone conclusion that this wymym will get off easy thanks to progressive politics. We should've shunted even more money into her community and she certainly wouldn't have done such a thing, right?

#10 | POSTED BY BERSERKONE

So you double down on the racism and add some sexism to it.
Good job. Better not ever appear in front of a judge, you'll admit that crime and 3 others that you previously got away with.

Don't get me wrong, what the girl did is disgusting and wrong and she should be punished along with her friend that took the picture. That can be done without racism and sexism entering the picture.

#13 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-06 03:19 PM | Reply

They'll never take me alive. Also, my best disguise evar.

#14 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-06 06:35 PM | Reply

#12 | Posted by berserkone

Always use a patsy, I always say.

#15 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-06 06:39 PM | Reply

People who tamper with consumable products should face the harshest penalties. I have no mercy for them.

You let it go, and you're inviting diseased nutters to lick, spit, urinate or whatever in food. This idiot should do 5 years minimum.

#16 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-06 07:11 PM | Reply

aaah... The "LUFKIN LICKER"...

Not to worry... she'll be paying for it with all those horrible memes showing her licking various objects... including organs not made by Wurlitzer...

Thank Gawd for Photoshop!

Makes it easy for the punishment to fit the crime... an eye for an eye and a lick for a lick...

#17 | Posted by Pegasus at 2019-07-06 08:19 PM | Reply

Comments are closed for this entry.

Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy | Copyright 2019 World Readable

Drudge Retort