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Saturday, July 20, 2019

More than half a century of lunar exploration has left its mark on the moon. What Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin described as the "magnificent desolation" of the relentlessly grey surface is littered with clapped-out robots, spacecraft parts, moon buggies (including one with a bible on the dashboard) and technical equipment.




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Pinching a pumpernickel-esque lunar loaf ...


#1 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2019-07-20 02:10 PM | Reply

No wonder the Lying Orange Douchebag wants to go to the Red Planet ...

He wants to change it's color by leaving his turds behind.

#2 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2019-07-20 02:46 PM | Reply

Thinking of Buffalo Bob and his smokestacks on the moon ...

#3 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-07-20 02:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That is what people always leave behind.

#4 | Posted by Sniper at 2019-07-20 05:28 PM | Reply

Humans strip every resource bare, kill every thing that lives, and leave nothing but garbage and toxic waste behind.

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." - Agent Smith

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-20 05:49 PM | Reply

That is what people always leave behind.


Hi Sniper!

#6 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2019-07-20 05:50 PM | Reply

Leave the poo.

It proves so much about life on earth in 69.

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2019-07-20 09:03 PM | Reply


#8 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-20 09:50 PM | Reply

Hey, my thread on space turds and lunar loafs made it to the front page of the mighty Drudge Retort ...

Awesome ~

Thanks, Rcade !

#9 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2019-07-20 09:56 PM | Reply


(this thread deserves double digits)

#10 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2019-07-20 11:28 PM | Reply

Mention Pakistan's lack of a space program and it will be at 50 in no time.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-07-20 11:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Actually, that poo was at one time filled with human digestive tract bacteria. Scientist want some of that poo returned when go back to the moon as it could have a lot of scientific information.

#12 | Posted by prius04 at 2019-07-21 02:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Not that would be funny...

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to recover the moon turds, evade the Russians, splashdown in the Pacific, swim to the sub, and deliver the moon turds to Dr. Zibinski. Should you be apprehended, destroy the moon turds and bite down on the cyanide capsules in your 'Go Pouch'."

#13 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-21 11:37 AM | Reply

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