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Name the top 5 Retort users you would like to have a beer with or who you think would nice to meet in person.

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I'll start:

RCADE
Kudzu
Chairborne 101
Kanrei
Wisgod

#1 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-26 09:20 AM | Reply

I like a little argument when i get a belly full of booze. (I reserve the right to revise/reduce/extend this list.)

Boaz, HeliumRat, Steamer, Wisgod, Nulli, Brucey, KarenPaw, Gravy
Corky, doc Sarvis, Sitz, Jeffj, JPW, 726,
Twin Peaks, RightofCenter, Sheepschism

I don't care someone's politics as long as the can comport themselves and are just freaky enough to be interesting.

#2 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-07-26 09:32 AM | Reply

JeffJ
Sarvis
Boca
Boaz
Chairborne

#3 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2019-07-26 09:42 AM | Reply

Note: the list is not all inclusive

#4 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2019-07-26 09:43 AM | Reply

I forgot about mustang. Also, clownshack and punchy possum

#5 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-07-26 09:45 AM | Reply

aborted_monson - Just because.
Zed - it would be interesting to see the man behind the hatred.
RoC - we grew up in the same neighborhood.
Snoofy - He thinks different.
Nulli - goes without saying.

#6 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-07-26 10:00 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Kudzu definitely, Nulli for the free acid. Boaz sounds cool in person. But there are so many others its hard to list them all....

I wonder what snoofy would be like if you got him high....

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-26 10:02 AM | Reply

If Johny and Boaz where both there, there beer would be on me.*

* not responsible for the resulting devastation and loss of civilian and goat lives.

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-26 10:09 AM | Reply

I wonder what snoofy would be like if you got him high....

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat

chicks cannot hold their smoke

#9 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-07-26 10:21 AM | Reply

Drink a beer with? In no particular order:
Eberly...Catch him on a good day, might learn something. He might put up a fight when I pick up the tab.
Danni...Great heart, fears nothing. Smart and knows it.
Gal...Same reasons as Danni. I like smart women.
BOAZ...Just to see if he is really black.
AmericanUnity...always worth a read, def would love to have a good conversation with him.

How bout this? Who would you want to spend a weekend at the beach with?

#10 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-07-26 10:29 AM | Reply

Who would you want to spend a weekend at the beach with?

Only the Drudge Retort women. Because most of the women go barefoot at the beach.

#11 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-26 10:37 AM | Reply

I have to append my list:

Mustang
Danni(I want to see who I've been arguing with for the last 20 years and try to get her drunk, especially if she's with her partner, becuz, well, you know :))
Gonoles (because he's a young military officer)

I might have to also add Laura, but only if she loses 200lbs. Her feet wont look good otherwise.

I've come close to having a beer with Tao, as we live in the same area.

#12 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-26 10:41 AM | Reply

Honestly, it would be a hell of a lot easier to name 5 I wouldn't want to have a beer with. Much shorter list.

#13 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2019-07-26 11:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

He claims he doesn't drink alcohol, but JTremain, Rigel, and ------ and a few other aliases I can't currently remember.

#14 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-07-26 11:22 AM | Reply

I would have a beer with any one of you, and we'd be laughing in 5 minutes.

#15 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-26 11:39 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Sniper
Fishpaw
Phester
Gracie
BillJohnson

Just to see if the extreme density in one location could create a black hole.

#16 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2019-07-26 11:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 4

But the real party guest list in no particular order:

Eberly
Nutcase
Briwo (Kanrei gets this spot)
101
Rev Darko

#17 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2019-07-26 11:42 AM | Reply

In my scenario Rev doses 101's beer, Kanrei and I play babysitter after we stop bickering over what to put on the jukebox, Nutcase scares the ---- out of us with divorce inc. stories and makes us want to switch to bourbon, and Eb picks up the tab because he finds it all so entertaining. 101 gets picked up by the cops running naked in the parking lot and we all bail him out in the morning.

#18 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2019-07-26 11:45 AM | Reply

He claims he doesn't drink alcohol, but JTremain

I don't. But I like Pakola just fine.

youtu.be

And WHY would you want to have a Pakola with me????

#19 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-07-26 11:52 AM | Reply

I still think RCADE ought to throw us a big picnic with all the beer and fried fish we can stand.

#20 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-07-26 12:28 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Kanrei - I still remember the poem thread.

Mr. Potato because I like french fries

Mr. Smokestacks cause I want to be proven wrong when somebody goes to the moon (again?)

Larrymore...the only guy who really provided a good argument, with facts, that convinced me to change my position.

Trump or Obama...I am sure they post here under an alias.

#21 | Posted by Petrous at 2019-07-26 12:39 PM | Reply

I would love to have a milk shake with every last one of you... provided I make the shake.

You won't know what I put in there.

Consider it a test of your faith in humanity.

#22 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-07-26 01:58 PM | Reply

Gal Tuesday, Danni, Donner, Tony, OWS, Laura, Hans......

#23 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-26 05:13 PM | Reply

Easy...

Rcade
Kanrei
Prag
Gal_Tuesday
Mod-8

#24 | Posted by gavaster at 2019-07-26 06:30 PM | Reply

#20 | Posted by Karabekian

Fried fish. Friggin' Catholics.

Do you know what "ribs" are?

And it won't be on Wednesday.

#25 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-26 07:43 PM | Reply

#25 Ain't you ever been to a Saturday Night Fish Fry?

#26 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-07-26 07:48 PM | Reply

www.bing.com

#27 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-07-26 10:00 PM | Reply

Most everyone who has real opinions and is not just trolling.

Jpw
Kudzu
Steamer
Joe
Zed
Gono
101
Lee
Twin
Gracie
Donner
Clown
Indi
Wis
Corky
Tony
Anthony
And more....

#28 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:27 PM | Reply

Yav

#29 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:28 PM | Reply

Kanrei
madscientist
Clownshart
ROC
BOAZ (just because the guy is so confounding)

#30 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-07-26 11:30 PM | Reply

How bout this? Who would you want to spend a weekend at the beach with?
#10 | POSTED BY OLDWHISKEYSOUR

Hopefully not me.

#31 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-07-26 11:33 PM | Reply

Gav
Rsty

#32 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:33 PM | Reply

Is mad still alive?

#33 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:34 PM | Reply

Honorable mentions:

ZAT
ET AL

#34 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-07-26 11:35 PM | Reply

Thanks Bruce. Sometimes I wonder if I get noticed here.

Beers on me.

#35 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-07-26 11:36 PM | Reply

Cheers brother. I read every post. Learned some things about criminal justice from you especially.

Aborted Mon is also on my list

#36 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:39 PM | Reply

Bored

#37 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-26 11:55 PM | Reply

Lamplighter

#38 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 12:07 AM | Reply

Fresno. He doesn't ever use more than 5 words at a time.

#39 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 12:16 AM | Reply

None, as I prefer cocktail and whiskeys to beer.

#40 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-07-27 12:17 AM | Reply

Msgt

#41 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 12:23 AM | Reply

Even though he uses the term cocktail while looking you right in the eye.

#42 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 12:24 AM | Reply

Gal tfd Danni

#43 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 12:43 AM | Reply

It's impossible for me to distill it down to 5.

This may be a surprise - Hans, for sure.

Countless others, many of whom I feel strongly about.

#44 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-07-27 12:48 AM | Reply

Bayviking Clownshack Corky Danni Redlightrobot Laura Kudzu J_Tremain Gal Nuli

and a few others

#45 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-07-27 01:33 AM | Reply

There isn't anybody I wouldn't have a beer with.

There might be a few people I wish would stop drinking...

#46 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-07-27 01:43 AM | Reply


When I get a beer in me, I tend towards music.

One alias comes to mind in that area - nullifidan. Classic jazz piano. So much to talk about.

One site i freuent has an annual BBQ:
techreport.com

#47 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-27 01:46 AM | Reply


@#46 ... There isn't anybody I wouldn't have a beer with. ...

That's my view as well.

#48 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-27 01:48 AM | Reply

Who would I eat LSD with? Gonna be a much shorter list.

#49 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-07-27 01:50 AM | Reply

Yeah I don't really drink but I would share some weed those people obviously some of those names I don't agree with politically but I think they would be interesting to talk too

#50 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-07-27 01:57 AM | Reply

Speaksoftly
Danni
Oldwhiskeysour

Calm logical insight.

#51 | Posted by fresno500 at 2019-07-27 07:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 4

Danni... Calm logical....

FF

#52 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-07-27 08:10 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Punchypossum
ROC
JeffJ
Danni
JAGIdaho

#53 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-07-27 10:28 AM | Reply

Gal tfd Danni
#43 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER

If you're ever in Philly, drop me a line.

#54 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2019-07-27 11:29 AM | Reply

That pretty much goes for anyone here.

#55 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2019-07-27 11:29 AM | Reply

I want to know what helium smells like. I bet he smells like Ole people, cat pee, smoke, processed cheese, and lunch-meat.

#56 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-27 11:58 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#54 | POSTED BY TFDNIHILIST AT 2019-07-27 11:29 AM | FLAG: I did not realize that you were at Philly as those were my old 'stamping grounds in the mid 70s when I was assigned to McGuire AFB. Lots of great top dining restaurants, great pubs, as well as the theaters, art museum, historic colonial building [Elfreth's Alley], etc. Spent many a weekend there staying at the Sheraton Royal to party to the wee hours of the morning on weekends. My girlfriend [later my wife] was a Cherry Hill girl so knew the city well.

#57 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-07-27 02:51 PM | Reply

Since I don't drink beer no one. That being said I'll break bread with anyone.

#58 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-07-27 02:52 PM | Reply

You eat bread?

#59 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-27 02:54 PM | Reply

I'll take the easy fence-straddling route... I'd have BBQ and beer with all of y'all. Sometimes things get heated here but I think everyone is good people on the inside. Just passionate about some topics.

Sheeple, I've been meaning to look at your art again, but lost the link, probably was in the favorites on my old PC.

#60 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-07-27 04:46 PM | Reply

"but I think everyone is good people on the inside"

Unless we're having sex, how good someone is on the inside means nothing.

#61 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-07-27 04:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

12 | POSTED BY BOAZ

Someday we'll meet up at a lodge... I have a ton of stuff to get done before having the free time to pursuing that area of life, but it's a goal of mine. There are some ones around me with a good amount of history.

#62 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-07-27 04:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Is mad still alive?
#33 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER AT 2019-07-26 11:34 PM
____________________________________________________

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Had pneumonia and was in hospital for 3 weeks with three tubes surgically implated in my lung to drain the garbage.
The surgeon scooped out 4 liters of pus and crap out of my left lung. I thought i was just getting winded over the last two years because I was old!

N.B. Dilaudid (oxymorphone) gives you nightmares.

1. Rusty
2. Dr Icepick
3. Dethspud
4. Bruce
5. JPW
6. Boaz
7. Et Al.
8. Kudzu
9. Dirkstruan
10. Nulli, just to see what in the blazes has happened to him.
11. I hope I didn't forget anyone.

#63 | Posted by madscientist at 2019-07-27 05:15 PM | Reply

12 Snoofy

#64 | Posted by madscientist at 2019-07-27 05:16 PM | Reply

- Dilaudid

Horrid, horrid drug. Had it IV after disk surgery. For 2 days I'd wake up just enough to see a blurry nurse press the --- button again.

Finally I was able to get it together enough to say STOP! STOP! No more drugs! It was god awful. worst dreams ever beside the nicotine patch.

#65 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-27 05:34 PM | Reply

Definitely Snoofy, because I bet he's a little pudgy and would want a dessert drink.

#66 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-27 05:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Sniper
101
WIsGod
Goatman
Nulli v1.0 and 2.0

#67 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-07-27 05:48 PM | Reply

I just wanna see if Danni randomly blurts out "You're all traitors!" in face to face conversations.

#68 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-07-27 05:57 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Everyone here with the exception of the DRtards on my plonk list.

I will mix it up a little bit, here are 5+ former Drudgies (some passed) who I would like to have a drink with:

Briwo
Zatoichi
Spud
Lisa
Tadowe
Beefalo ---- (but only if he brings his car antenna)

#69 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-27 06:07 PM | Reply

Speaking of Lisa, about 13 years ago she tried to set up a party for Drudgies, I was all in but it fell apart kind of at the last minute.

Too bad, it would have been fun to put faces on all the crazy in this place.

#70 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-27 06:09 PM | Reply

TFD wished I knew you were in Philly. Was in Jersey a couple weeks ago in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do would have gladly run away to hang with you for a bit. We drove home through Philly and I played tour guide for my kids since I grew up in Reading.

I don't drink cause of interactions with my meds and beer is gross anyway. Scotch or Bourbon for chatting and a bong to pass around.

Kanrei
Goatman
AU
Hagbard
Laura (would have to introduce you to my two trans sons get two generations of trans talking)
Ray
Zatoichi
Madscientist
JPW
Madbomber
Snoofy
Gonoles
Boaz
Lamplighter

Anyone else who could make it would be welcome but better bring their own weed I'd run out if the list got longer.

#71 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-07-27 06:36 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Everyone except for one guy who's a real ---- retentive and wouldn't be a good drunk at all. :)

#72 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-07-27 07:33 PM | Reply

Was in Jersey a couple weeks ago...
#71 | POSTED BY TAOWARRIOR

I was riding my scooter to Florida down the Blue Ridge.

#73 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2019-07-27 08:52 PM | Reply

#73

LOL you were in my neck of the woods while I was in yours. Going to be in Asheville right on the Blue Ridge in three weeks. Looking forward to it love that area.

#74 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-07-27 09:41 PM | Reply

All right, so when's this ------ party? I'm in!

#75 | Posted by cbob at 2019-07-28 08:01 AM | Reply

13. Hagbard
14. Wisgod
15. Dixville Notch
16. Hans
17. RCADE

#76 | Posted by madscientist at 2019-07-28 03:08 PM | Reply

18. Tao

#77 | Posted by madscientist at 2019-07-28 03:08 PM | Reply

Since I don't drink beer no one. That being said I'll break bread with anyone.

#58 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-07-27 02:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

You eat bread?

#59 | Posted by SheepleSchism

Laura is 400lbs, Of course Laura does, with raw milk too...

#78 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-29 08:56 AM | Reply

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