Friday, July 26, 2019
There must have been a point in the Robert Mueller hearings when the big thinkers of CNN and MSNBC curled up on the floor in fetal positions and began breathing into brown paper bags, trying to remain calm.
Breathe. Collusion. Breathe. "Did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime." Breathe.
Those paper bags popped in and out, out and in, when Democratic media wizard David Axelrod and Harvard Law's Laurence Tribe pronounced the Mueller hearings an unmitigated disaster for their side. That was after the morning session. It didn't really get much better in the afternoon.
Left leaning politicians and pundits spent the evening on TV, jabbering about how many angels can fit on the head of a pin -- but Robert Mueller isn't one of them.
So what happens when liberal Democrats who despise Trump are mugged by the reality that when it comes to the Mueller report, there is no there there? Breathe. Breathe. Stay calm. Breathe.
The left's anxiety attacks are their own affair. It's what happens when people insist on clinging to a fantasy, that Mueller would appear and make their dreams a reality.
Mueller had warned them he wouldn't perform for them. He told them he'd stay with what was in the report, but the Democrats trotted him out anyway, and they cranked up their organ music as if he were their monkey and told him to dance.
And he wouldn't.
Is that Mueller's fault? No, it's their fault.
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