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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has suggested people should "poop every other day" as a way to save the planet. His comment came in answer to a journalist who asked him how to combine agricultural development and protecting the environment. Mr Bolsonaro recently came under fire after official data showed an increase in deforestation in the Amazon.



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Looks like Brazil has their own AOC.

#1 | Posted by goatman at 2019-08-15 06:25 PM | Reply

Not a bad idea. I'm looking for innovative solutions.

--Mayor of San Francisco

#2 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-08-15 07:46 PM | Reply

Except he's a far righty.

So hardly an AOC.

But your slavish devotion to right wing talking points is noted.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2019-08-16 08:41 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I didn't know you had a say as to when it occurred.

I must have old fashioned bowels (when you gotta go, you gotta go).

#4 | Posted by fresno500 at 2019-08-16 01:51 PM | Reply

"I wish we had enough food to be able to ----."

-Average Venezuelan citizen

#5 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2019-08-16 02:10 PM | Reply

a body has so much waste every day whether you go once a week or twice a day. What a moron.

#6 | Posted by Sniper at 2019-08-17 10:25 AM | Reply

The longer your feces sit in your colon, the more nutrients you absorb from it. Can't argue with science.

Once worked on a boat with a poor man who only pooped once every 3-5 days. Was 6'2 and like 140 pounds. It was hard work and he easily ate 4000 calories a day, 2000 for dinner. Rice, fish and hot sauce. His bowel movement troubles were our second largest source of recreational entertainment.

#7 | Posted by Ottodog at 2019-08-17 02:21 PM | Reply

It they strangle this idiot, will it be ruled a suicide?

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-18 12:45 PM | Reply

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