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Friday, August 16, 2019

The New York City medical examiner said on Friday that Jeffrey Epstein's death in a federal jail cell was a suicide, confirming he had hanged himself.

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Whew!

~ Trump William J. Clinton Spacey III

#1 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-16 05:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

So does this mean an end to the paranoid, conspiracy horseshht being pedaled by the DR Left?

#2 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-08-16 05:17 PM | Reply

Does it mean an end to the paranoid, conspiracy horseshoe being pedaled by the Republican President, the White House and the GOP?

#3 | Posted by YAV at 2019-08-16 05:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

(gotta love autocorrect. "Horseshht" corrected to the kinder, gentler "horseshoe." Maybe that's the way Rcade should implement censorship on this site?)

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2019-08-16 05:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Horseshoes are dangerous at a family reunion.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-08-16 05:33 PM | Reply

When you go to a family reunion and they throw horse shoes at you """ you are probably some guy named sheepy

#6 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2019-08-16 05:42 PM | Reply

Of course it was ruled to be a suicide.

I could have told you this would be the official report and saved you all the suspense.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-08-16 05:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 3

The Chief Psychologist was supposed to have approved Epstein off suicide watch. Did he?

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2019-08-16 05:51 PM | Reply

When you go to a family reunion and they throw horse shoes at you

#6 | POSTED BY CHIEFTUTMOSES AT 2019-08-16 05:42 PM | FLAG:

You're probably looking for a date...

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-16 07:03 PM | Reply

Agree with Clownshack. No other ruling was expected.

Suicide or not, it was allowed to happen. The only question is through an unbelievable number is coincidences and incompetence, or outside influence.

#10 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2019-08-16 09:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

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John F. Kennedy's death ruled "friendly fire"

#11 | Posted by LesWit at 2019-08-16 09:19 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 2

What was it ruled as when he was was found the week before all injured and in a fetal position?

This still smells like old sublimated chilidogs

#12 | Posted by mutant at 2019-08-16 09:37 PM | Reply

nymag.com
>"Jeffrey is both a highly successful financier and a committed philanthropist with a keen sense of global markets and an in-depth knowledge of twenty-first-century science," Clinton says through a spokesman. "I especially appreciated his insights and generosity during the recent trip to Africa to work on democratization, empowering the poor, citizen service, and combating HIV/AIDS."

www.foxnews.com
>Attorneys for convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein touted his close friendship with Bill Clinton and even claimed the billionaire helped start Clinton's controversial family foundation in a 2007 letter aimed at boosting his image during plea negotiations
>Epstein also has supported the Clinton Foundation financially, but that was not made public until two years ago when a whistle-blower released the names of the super-rich, including Epstein, who held Swiss accounts at the HSBC bank.

#13 | Posted by mutant at 2019-08-16 10:07 PM | Reply

Fugem

#14 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-16 10:22 PM | Reply

The part that pisses me off the most is we lost our way on the dancing bananas.

#15 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-16 10:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Retorters love the bananas .

#16 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-16 10:24 PM | Reply

The man could have had 18 knives stuck in his back and it would have been officially declared a suicide

#17 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-08-16 11:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If it was ruled a suicide it must have really been a murder planned by the Clintons. - Typical FoxNews viewer.

#18 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-08-17 04:55 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He committed "suicide" ... nudge, nudge, wink wink...

#19 | Posted by californiasteve at 2019-08-17 07:17 AM | Reply

I think most of us know our government lied to us about the Kennedy assassintation. They lied to us when they wanted to invade and occupy Iraq. They lied to us to get us more involved in the Vietnam War. The Persian Gulf war was totally based on lies. I can't honestly say I believe anything they say any more. I don't know how or even if Jeffrey Epstein died or how, I can't honestly say I care. But I do know that a government that lies to the people about huge, important matters like war is a danger to the people. We need to demand honesty from our government at all levels, if we don't....how do you know they won't lie us into a nuclear war?
The politicians who we know have lied to us should be called out and exposed. George W. Bush stands out. Why do we allow him to attend inauguration after causing the deaths of one million people? This is why the world hates us.

#20 | Posted by danni at 2019-08-17 08:05 AM | Reply

Suicide or not, it was allowed to happen. The only question is through an unbelievable number is coincidences and incompetence, or outside influence.

#10 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2

Coincidences and incompetence kills nobodies.

Jeffrey Epstein was valuable, so he was murdered.

#21 | Posted by Zed at 2019-08-17 09:47 AM | Reply

ZED

"Jeffrey Epstein was valuable, so he was murdered."

It's not that I don't have my own suspicions but I've yet to hear by whom.

The man was behind bars in a locked cell with no room mate. He spent 12 hours a day with his attornies. Those same attornies vouched from his stability. Plus there must surely be video coverage of the cat walks 24/7.

If he was murdered it must have been by somebody invisable. And why are the only names mentioned are Clinton and Trump when there are so many others who had motive to silence him.

#22 | Posted by Twinpac at 2019-08-17 11:56 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Twin

The cameras weren't working
The guards didn't make rounds
He was taken off suicide watch

AND, someone wanting to off themselves surely wouldn't have been wasting time preparing a case with his attorneys 12 hours a day.

None of it makes any sense at all. Couple that with the amount of people who were praying for his death.

Yeah, I got suspicions..

#23 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-17 12:48 PM | Reply

I suspect Trump because of his obvious mob connections and orientations.

Epstein was under the care of at least two powerful people with a motive to murder him.

If it were important to these people that Epstein live he would be alive.

#24 | Posted by Zed at 2019-08-17 01:18 PM | Reply

Hopefully, Zed will eventually be able to tie in Putin, white supremacy, KFC's secret recipe, and gerrymandering to Epstein's obvious murder by "mob-connected orientations" of Donald Trump.

#25 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-08-17 02:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

The cameras also committed suicide. There was one aimed aimed at every cell door, plus a hallway one.

#26 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-17 05:30 PM | Reply

It's going to take the months to unravel this one, but we saw even they can be bought off in the Russiagate thing. The old head head of the FBI flew to Moscow to deliver a sample of the ore from Uranium One, on the the tarmac. Hillary got tens of millions from a Russian oligarch for that.

Money is also power.

#27 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-17 05:34 PM | Reply

"The old head head of the FBI flew to Moscow to deliver a sample of the ore from Uranium One, on the the tarmac. Hillary got tens of millions from a Russian oligarch for that."

Only in Trumplandia can a 9-0 vote be Hillary's sole doing. Even when the current nine have said they'd have voted 9-0
.

#28 | Posted by Danforth at 2019-08-17 07:01 PM | Reply

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds

If you want to kill a high profile figure, just reduce his security.

That's what happened to JFK. Word.

#29 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-17 09:50 PM | Reply

>when mossad gets desperate
sloppy job

#30 | Posted by berserkone at 2019-08-17 11:53 PM | Reply

#20 | Posted by danni

Need a spare gun? I'll train you Mumm Ra. You could ask Boaz, too.

Oh wait can't you just call lightning or something?

#31 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-18 07:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#28 | Posted by Danforth

I thought you plonked me. You must be a Russian agent.

#32 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-18 07:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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