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Friday, August 23, 2019

Framed differently, the picture is this: Men need heterosexuality to maintain their societal dominance over women. Women, on the other hand, are increasingly realizing not only that they don't need heterosexuality, but that it also is often the bedrock of their global oppression.

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Did I or did I not say ...more than once... that all women are secretly bi.

I am quite brilliant.

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-08-23 01:15 PM | Reply

I am quite brilliant.

#1 | Posted by J_Tremai

And stable.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2019-08-23 02:19 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

That's right, heterosexuality has never worked in the history of Mankind!

#3 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-23 03:01 PM | Reply

I love how none of the example people in this where actual examples of ordinary heterosexuality.

Yeah, being those people is not working, is it?

Oh wow. I laughed my way all they way through this.

#4 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-23 03:08 PM | Reply

Just based on the article summary (because the actual article is obviously a waste of time).

Men need heterosexuality, but women don't? Because heterosexuality allows the patriarchy to continue?

Conversely, based on their voting history and disdained for progress, it's obvious, conservative women allow the patriarchy to continue. These women actually believe men are their superiors.

And you know what. They're right.

Thanks conservative women!

Now, shut up and clean the house and make me dinner.

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-08-23 03:09 PM | Reply

Women will always need men to kill spiders and snakes.

#6 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-08-23 03:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

George, make me a Sammich!!!

-Kellyanne

(props to Nulli for that one)

#7 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-08-23 03:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

After the reading the article, you know what? I'm going to oppress Penny with love and kindness.

Also Epstein was not a heterosexual - he was a pedophile. There is a difference, you stupid crazy woke woman.

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-23 08:25 PM | Reply

Reading this article has made us all dumber.

#9 | Posted by madbomber at 2019-08-24 07:03 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Sure, we are going to dump 200,000+ years of genetics for a temporary social construct. Seriously, there are two sexes, xy and xx, and then the occasional birth defect xxy or xxyy, which causes serious health problems. Women are not like men and men are not like women. Different priorities, different behaviors, and different bodies. Let's celebrate this diversity and admit that third wave feminism is dead.

#10 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-08-24 08:02 AM | Reply

"Let's celebrate this diversity and admit that third wave feminism is dead."

Except that it is a growing movement all over the world, even in Muslim countries, even in Russia and China. What is over is the paternalistic society that lost its way when birth control became available and women became workers able to support themselves without abusive men in their lives. Today, for a man to keep a woman, he needs to learn to treat them with respect. Some men have a hard time doing that and they will mostly end up alone. Too bad for them.

#11 | Posted by danni at 2019-08-24 12:00 PM | Reply

--Some men have a hard time doing that and they will mostly end up alone.

Better that than being stuck with a man-hating, feminist shrew.

#12 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-08-24 12:06 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

"Better that than being stuck with a man-hating, feminist shrew."

When that is what you think of when a woman demands respect you need to understand how abusive your are. Millions of women aren't going to tolerate it any more.

#13 | Posted by danni at 2019-08-24 12:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

When that is what you think of when a woman

He is talking about you, 'lady'.

#14 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-08-24 12:41 PM | Reply

#6 Unless that man is Woody Allen:

youtu.be

#15 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-08-24 12:47 PM | Reply

Better that than being stuck with a man-hating, feminist shrew.

#12 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN

Finally, the source of you bitter misery has been revealed!

#16 | Posted by jpw at 2019-08-24 12:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"a man-hating, feminist shrew."

no guy ends up with that for long.

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2019-08-24 01:02 PM | Reply

"Today, for a man to keep a woman, he needs to learn to treat them with respect. Some men have a hard time doing that and they will mostly end up alone. Too bad for them."

There's a match for us all out there......

#18 | Posted by eberly at 2019-08-24 01:03 PM | Reply

Reading this article has made us all dumber.

Mackris' evil plan has been revealed!

#19 | Posted by YAV at 2019-08-24 01:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Let's face it. If we are honest, the rise of internet porn has globally changed the nature of sexuality.

#20 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-08-24 01:08 PM | Reply

"#6 Unless that man is Woody Allen:"

A totally talented man who was wrong about so many things. How he figures into this thread though....???

#21 | Posted by danni at 2019-08-24 01:34 PM | Reply

Mackris' evil plan has been revealed!
#19 | POSTED BY YAV

Glad you can see its an evil plan, but it ain't mine ....

#22 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-08-24 01:50 PM | Reply

#21. The embedded clip of him killing a spider in Annie Hall, In response to Sheeple's "Women will always need men to kill spiders and snakes" comment in #6.

#23 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-08-24 02:08 PM | Reply

I'll respect a woman when one can beat me arm wrestling.

#24 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-08-24 02:27 PM | Reply

For liberals...yea...heterosexuality may not be working.

They've defined the roles of men and women.

#25 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-24 05:33 PM | Reply

redefined....meant to say.

#26 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-24 05:36 PM | Reply

Well, we didn't get 7 billion people from being gay.

#27 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-25 05:01 AM | Reply

For liberals...yea...heterosexuality may not be working.
They've defined the roles of men and women.
#25 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON AT 2019-08-24 05:33 PM | FLAG:

Just so I have my definitions straight, could you define "liberal"?

Are you alluding that there are no gay conservatives (republicans)?

#28 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-25 05:03 AM | Reply

I had a lesbian ex co-worker that told me the same thing.
She was cool as hell and had no filter. She looked like a guy dressed like a guy, and women thought she was a good looking guy. When they found out she was a girl they were even more turned on.

She said she could flat out pull in more p***y than all of the guys combined that worked there if she wanted too.
...and you know what? She was right, It was the truth.

#29 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-08-25 05:28 AM | Reply

Lft,

"could you define "liberal"?"

In this particular case, I would refer to people who have rejected "traditional" values which seems to be the mantra of many on the left in this day and time. The left hasn't always been so anti-status quo as a core value. They were actually more issue focused as I remember.

As a group they can't quite focus on specific issues and come up with ideas that don't strike conservatives as unreasonable or just far out.

"what do you mean by traditional"?

No...forget it.

#30 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 07:05 AM | Reply

Where did you get that gobbly ---- from Billy Boy?

Looks like you overdosed on your religion, and doubled down on stupid when you went back for seconds.

Do you think your Jesus would support Trump like you do?

Sinner.

#31 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-08-25 07:24 AM | Reply

Bill Johnson on you might be a liberal if ...

You might be a liberal if you don't hate gays.

You might be a liberal if you don't beat your wife.

...

I think I just figured out the problem with conservative humor.

#32 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-08-25 07:41 AM | Reply

She said she could flat out pull in more p***y than all of the guys combined that worked there if she wanted too.
...and you know what? She was right, It was the truth.

#29 | POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON AT 2019-08-25 05:28 AM | FLAG:

My oldest sister is the same way. She never had any interest in being straight. They're great wingmen to have with you when partying.

#33 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-25 08:23 AM | Reply

Aborted,

You know...I enjoy good feedback and pay attention to the opinions of some people.

You're not one of them.

#34 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 09:00 AM | Reply

Tao,

That was humor?

#35 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 09:01 AM | Reply

Aborted,

"She said she could flat out pull in more p***y than all of the guys combined that worked there if she wanted too...and you know what? She was right, It was the truth."

And she stills works there?

Most companies wouldn't tolerate someone running around propositioning the women.

I'll just chalk it up to "Someone told me a story that was told to them by a friend of someone they knew who knew someone else"

Or you just pulled it out of....ummm...thin air.

#36 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 09:09 AM | Reply

Danni,

"When that is what you think of when a woman demands respect you need to understand how abusive your are."

In all the years of my life, I've noticed something about people who "demand respect".

First...the question is are they really being treated disrespectfully or are they just not getting what they think they're entitled or what they want?

Second...too often people who are demanding respect when you really get into the meat and find out what they want...it turns out they want to be in control themselves. Is that really a fair proposition?

I am a firm believer in people being treated with dignity and grace.

But just like people who want to be trusted must be trustworthy, people who want to be respected must be respectable.

Too often I've noticed people who have to "demand respect" have some flaw why they are not respected.

If the issue is a man is being physically or emotionally abusive, that is a completely different matter but has less to do with sexism to women and just the guy is a jerk.

Women in relationships need to find their own voice respectfully.

#37 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 09:40 AM | Reply

Earn respect and you won't need to 'demand' it.

#38 | Posted by visitor_ at 2019-08-25 10:14 AM | Reply

I'll respect a woman when one can beat me arm wrestling.

#24 | POSTED BY LEE_THE_AGENT

Here you go:

Start at 0:40

www.youtube.com

#39 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-08-25 10:26 AM | Reply

Lee, I think we found your girl...

m.youtube.com

#40 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-08-25 11:30 AM | Reply

"Better that than being stuck with a man-hating, feminist shrew."
When that is what you think of when a woman demands respect you need to understand how abusive your are. Millions of women aren't going to tolerate it any more.
#13 | Posted by danni

What do you know ddan? There are a lot of women out there that are NOT feminist shrews.

#41 | Posted by Sniper at 2019-08-25 11:35 AM | Reply

Visit,

"Earn respect and you won't need to 'demand' it."

Ironically...people who are respected don't talk about it.

They just are without a lot of flag waving.

#42 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2019-08-25 05:57 PM | Reply

Isnt Annie Hall the movie where Woody Allen takes a dump on the woman with which he's engaged in coitus?

#43 | Posted by madscientist at 2019-08-25 07:32 PM | Reply

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