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Saturday, August 24, 2019

They're still baffled by the circumstances. There were no wounds. No signs of a struggle. And the bulls' genitals and tongues had been carefully removed.

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"How somebody put these bulls on the ground at what would be arguably a fairly close range " and to do it in a way that didn't leave any signs, no trace evidence, no footprints, no struggle marks from the animal, no broken limbs " I have no idea," said Colby Marshall, vice president of the Silvies Valley Ranch.

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What we are looking at is something very different - for instance, it doesn't understand sexual reproduction.

But it's trying.

Hit and a miss sometimes.

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-24 02:50 AM | Reply

"The killing and mutilation of the 4 and 5-year-old Hereford bulls in the prime of their productive lives has since spurred a multi-agency investigation in eastern Oregon, but detectives have turned up no leads and haven't yet even settled on a cause of death."

I got heavy into investigating cattle mutilations in the 90's, in the end, my conclusion was FHK if I know what's causing it, which pretty much what the FBI conclusion on it to was.

#2 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-08-24 06:38 AM | Reply

What is FHK?

#3 | Posted by danni at 2019-08-24 10:43 AM | Reply

I got heavy into investigating cattle mutilations in the 90's, in the end, my conclusion was FHK if I know what's causing it, which pretty much what the FBI conclusion on it to was.

Not sure which is more disturbing, cow mutilations, or getting heavy into investigating them.

#4 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-08-24 10:51 AM | Reply

I would think that anyone calling themselves PunchyPossum is suspect.

Who better to destroy the evidence but the one investigating?

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-08-24 12:07 PM | Reply

I would look into where that Florida guy who performed a botched castration in his home was. He more or less admitted that he practiced on animals.

Or check at the local Asian grocer.

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-08-24 12:58 PM | Reply

Sounds like Jack the Ripper who also mutilated with surgical precision.

#7 | Posted by goatman at 2019-08-24 01:27 PM | Reply

That's a bunch o' bull.

#8 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-08-24 02:31 PM | Reply

I can tell you who it ain't!

#9 | Posted by fresno500 at 2019-08-24 03:23 PM | Reply

#7 Yeah, if Jack the Ripper was an alien....

#10 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-24 03:24 PM | Reply

"#7 Yeah, if Jack the Ripper was an alien....

#10 | POSTED BY HELIUMRAT "

How do you know he wasn't? Or that the --------, tongue loving slicer is?

#11 | Posted by goatman at 2019-08-24 03:30 PM | Reply

if Jack the Ripper was an alien

He wasn't one?

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-08-24 03:30 PM | Reply

#12 | Posted by ClownShack

You may have a point....

#13 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-08-24 06:02 PM | Reply

Toxicology report on the bulls? Could be harvesting those parts for Chinese woo medicine

#14 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-08-25 10:44 AM | Reply

Check the local Mexican restaurant and see if they are having a special on tacos de lengua or criadillas. (both which are excellent, btw)

#15 | Posted by goatman at 2019-08-25 01:14 PM | Reply

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