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Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Todd Palin appears to have filed for divorce from former Alaska governor and one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, his wife of 31 years.

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Wonder if Sarah will look up her old buddy Glen Rice for a shoulder to commiserate on?

#1 | Posted by tonyroma at 2019-09-09 04:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Clinton's are still married just saying

#2 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-09-09 05:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I wonder who's going to get the trailer in the settlement.

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-09-09 05:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

I can see a destroyed marriage from my front porch.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-09-09 05:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 5

Glad to see Todd finally grew a backbone.

#5 | Posted by Twinpac at 2019-09-09 05:22 PM | Reply

TRUTHHURTS

"Clinton's are still married just saying"

So are the Obamas and the Carters.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2019-09-09 05:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Might white of Todd, to prove to the libs that interracial marriages just don't work.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-09-09 05:27 PM | Reply

Did Todd knock up Brisket?

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-09-09 05:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Sarah never did anything to me and I am sorry for her and Todd, divorce is a horrible experience.

#9 | Posted by danni at 2019-09-09 08:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

Wishing them happiness and obscurity. I hope all the Righty goofs who were enamored with her, look her up on Tinder. Now's your chance.

#10 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-09-09 09:53 PM | Reply

Yay, let's yet again revel in someone we hate's misery!!!

-The DR Left

#11 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-09-09 10:03 PM | Reply

"Who's Sarah Palin?"

-The DR Right.

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-09-09 10:24 PM | Reply

Who is Trig Palin?

--Tony Truther

#13 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-09-09 10:49 PM | Reply

"Wonder if Sarah will look up her old buddy Glen Rice for a shoulder to commiserate on?"

I'm sure Sarah has other old flings.

Oh, but this one was black. Sarah should be ashamed, right?

#14 | Posted by eberly at 2019-09-09 10:51 PM | Reply

Gutter people.

#15 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-09-09 10:52 PM | Reply

--Oh, but this one was black. Sarah should be ashamed, right?

That's the only reason Race-baiter Roma mentioned it.

#16 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-09-09 10:57 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Sarah never did anything to me and I am sorry for her and Todd, divorce is a horrible experience.

#9 | POSTED BY DANNI

Way to keep it classy, Danni.

I take back some of the mean things I've said about you.

:-)

#17 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-09-09 11:12 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's a GILF

#18 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 12:01 AM | Reply

Wonder if Sarah will look up her old buddy Glen Rice for a shoulder to commiserate on?

#1 | POSTED BY TONYROMA

Will he drain a 3 or penetrate to the hole?

#19 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-09-10 12:12 AM | Reply

2 Alaskan hilljacks get a divorce, film at 11.

#20 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-10 01:00 AM | Reply

Meth-heads gotta meth..

#21 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-09-10 01:21 AM | Reply

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's a GILF

#18 | POSTED BY GOATMAN AT 2019-09-10 12:01 AM | REPLY |

better hope the check clears.

#22 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2019-09-10 02:02 AM | Reply

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's a GILF

#18 | POSTED BY comrade SporkGoat

You wouldn't kick your obese sister/wife out of bed.

You must of missed the Time photo of granny Palin about 10 years ago.
She can grow a thicker beard than you can. I don't doubt you like your women manly, and dumber than a bag of hammers.

#23 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-10 03:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Palin's not so attractive anymore.

If Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom Girls" - (Lyrics): "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin', that's what they say ..." - are you cup of tea, have at it.

RECENT PHOTO: media.salon.com

#24 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-09-10 03:15 AM | Reply

"I don't doubt you like your women manly, and dumber than a bag of hammers.

POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON A:

profound

#25 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 05:27 AM | Reply

"better hope the check clears.

#22 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE "

My nightly stalker is back, I see.

You do know there's more to life than stalking anonymous bloggers, then whining about how they ruin a thread, don't you?

If not, (and that appears to be the case) your life is a sad and pathetic thing.

#26 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 05:29 AM | Reply

I'm surprised it's taken this long for the king and queen of family values to divorce.

They are giving Honey Boo Boo a run for the money for biggest----------- loser family of the year.

#27 | Posted by Nixon at 2019-09-10 06:48 AM | Reply

#27 NIXON

After the corrupt Trump family is through killing each other off in their battle for future Trump Dynasty Leader, Sarah Palin and Honey Boo Boo won't even be in the running.

Right now it's Junior vs Ivanka/Jerrad and the odds makers are favoring Junior. But it's early. Trump isn't dead yet.


#28 | Posted by Twinpac at 2019-09-10 10:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Palin's not so attractive anymore.

If Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom Girls" - (Lyrics): "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin', that's what they say ..." - are you cup of tea, have at it.
RECENT PHOTO: media.salon.com

#24 | POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY

She must have shaved that day.
Or caked on the make up to cover up her fuzzy face.
Looks like she is chunking up though. Thats a plus in SporkGoat's eyes.

#29 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-10 03:27 PM | Reply

"Looks like she is chunking up though. Thats a plus in SporkGoat's eyes.

POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON "

I'd much rather have a woman with some weight on her than these emaciated looking skinny 30-21-24" things with bulemia in ultra-skinny jeans that aborted monson gets a chubby looking at.

To each his own

#30 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 06:13 PM | Reply

I'm with you, Goat.

Take the perfect weight and I'd rather add 10 pounds than subtract 10 pounds.

#31 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-09-10 06:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Sarah Palin in shorts 2012:

austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com

I guess she's attractive if you're into cottage cheese ....

#32 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-09-10 06:39 PM | Reply

Or her mind is the attractive thing if you're into bimbos who name "Africa" as a country

Fox's O'Reilly: Sarah Palin unaware Africa was a continent
www.youtube.com

#33 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-09-10 06:42 PM | Reply

"I guess she's attractive if you're into cottage cheese ....
POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY"

Not really. But dairy products aside, who is that in the picture?

#34 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 06:42 PM | Reply

"Fox's O'Reilly: Sarah Palin unaware Africa was a continent
www.youtube.com

POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY"

And Obama thought the US, the country he wanted to be president of, had 57 states. What is your point? That politicians are geographically illiterate? Apparently they can be.

#35 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 06:44 PM | Reply

When you get divorced in Arizona you don't have to give a reason. Let others speculate but it's nobody's business.
You bring your tax returns and the judge makes a business decision. You don't get to ---- the guy like apparently you can in Jacksonville.

#36 | Posted by bruceaz at 2019-09-10 06:53 PM | Reply

"When you get divorced in Arizona you don't have to give a reason.

POSTED BY BRUCEAZ AT 2019-09-10 06:53 PM "

Just like Muslim countries. All you have to do is say, "I divorce you" three times, and the marriage is over.

Only works for men ,though.

#37 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-10 07:30 PM | Reply

Well it works for women to, I know from experience.

#38 | Posted by bruceaz at 2019-09-10 07:35 PM | Reply

Sarah Palin in shorts 2012:
austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com

I guess she's attractive if you're into cottage cheese ....
#32 | POSTED BY AMERICANUNITY

Ahhhhh that's nasty! I'm never eating cottage cheese again!
That +7 years ain't going to do her any favors unless you're into that as a fetish (See SporkGoat).

#39 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-10 09:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I don't know why so many people for the need to bag on her.

She's kept a low profile for the past few years.

Ya'll bludgeoned her out of politics for good.

Isn't that enough?

#40 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-09-11 10:10 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Isn't that enough?"

The election of 2016 was born out of the election of 2012, would not have been possible were it not for the 2012 contest. It's best to remember those responsible. That said, who GAF if she's getting divorced? I wish the best for her family. Heard Todd will be taking a break and heading down to Minnesota shortly for some ice fishing with Marcus Bachmann.

#41 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2019-09-11 10:16 AM | Reply

Totally the fault of gay marriage.

It's funny, she's the precursor of Drumpf. A failed reality show star, religious bigot with a loud mouth and no brain. She's the female Combover Quisling without the treason and a little less racism. I'm sure the venn diagram of Drumpf cultists and the GOP morons who love(d) Palin is a near perfect circle.

#42 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2019-09-11 10:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Hey Goatman!!! Would you hit that?

G: You Betcha!

#43 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2019-09-11 04:43 PM | Reply

"Hey Goatman!!! Would you hit that?
G: You Betcha!

#43 | POSTED BY KWRX25 "

You betcha indeed! You know that mouth and tongue have done more than spit out absurdities!

#44 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-11 05:11 PM | Reply

"Ya'll bludgeoned her out of politics for good.
Isn't that enough?""

#40 | POSTED BY JEFFJ AT 2019-09-11 10:10 AM"

Wow. What a perfect simile on several levels. Great post! And volumes spoke with so few words.

#45 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-11 05:14 PM | Reply

"I don't know why so many people for the need to bag on her."

Ever heard of Jane Fonda?

#46 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-09-11 05:16 PM | Reply

"Ever heard of Jane Fonda?

#46 | POSTED BY SNOOFY "

Barbarella?

www.imdb.com

#47 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-11 05:26 PM | Reply

"Ya'll bludgeoned her out of politics for good."

Her wounds were self-inflicted.

Well, except for the ones her ---- daughter provided, by getting knocked up out of wedlock while preaching abstinence

Well, except for the ones her daughter-in-law suffered, at her son's hand.

Her apples sure didn't fall far from the tree, did they?

#48 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-09-11 05:45 PM | Reply

Some (R)tard complaining that Granny Palin is a victim????
She's nothing of the sort. She's a flaming dummy with an annoying as hell voice.

#49 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-11 09:05 PM | Reply

"She's a flaming dummy with an annoying as hell voice.

#49 | POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON "

Aborted monson, who's only posts are 6th grade level taunts is calling someone a dummy. Now that's some funny ---- right there.

Aren't you proggies glad he's on your side? I am, too.

#50 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-11 09:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Aborted monson, who's only posts are 6th grade level taunts is calling someone a dummy. Now that's some funny ---- right there.

Aren't you proggies glad he's on your side? I am, too.

#50 | POSTED BY SporkGoat
Ahhhh poor wittle POS SporkGoat got his fee fee's hurts.

I point out he lusts after old, hairy, dumb, annoying, trailer park trash women and he starts snowflaking. Weak kneed anti-American Troglodyte!

#51 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-12 01:34 PM | Reply

31 years; longer than many last.

#52 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-09-12 02:12 PM | Reply

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. She's a GILF

#18 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

With the condition your feet are in you shouldn't be kicking anybody.

#53 | Posted by JOE at 2019-09-12 02:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

31 years; longer than many last.

#52 | POSTED BY comrade MSGT

He must have had a real good set of noise cancelling head phones.

#54 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-12 02:33 PM | Reply

"With the condition your feet are in you shouldn't be kicking anybody.

POSTED BY JOE AT 2019-09-12 02:23 PM "

This thread is not about me nor my feet. Please do not hijack it.

Thanks!

#55 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-12 03:38 PM | Reply

"I point out he lusts after old, hairy, dumb, annoying, trailer park trash women and he starts snowflaking. Weak kneed anti-American Troglodyte!

#51 | POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON "

This thread is not about your fantasies after whom I lust. Please do not hijack it.

Thanks!

#56 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-12 03:42 PM | Reply

#55 It was just a joke. We don't have to be serious all the time, especially in a pointless divorce thread.

#57 | Posted by JOE at 2019-09-12 03:53 PM | Reply

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