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Wednesday, September 18, 2019

A Florida couple is facing multiple charges after they started having sex in the back of a police car - after they were already under arrest on DUI charges.

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I had to post this for our resident Floridians. Only in Florida.

#1 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2019-09-17 09:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Well they are going to the pokey so why not one last pokey before they go.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-09-17 09:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Can I have some of that?

#3 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-09-17 09:28 PM | Reply

Oh, wait, you can only find it in Florida?

#4 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-09-17 09:29 PM | Reply

Real classy. Just look at them. The chick looks like she took a face full of bird shot.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-09-17 09:36 PM | Reply

The chick looks like she took a face full of bird shot.

She knows Dick Cheney?

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-09-17 09:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 4 | Newsworthy 1

I had to post this for our resident Floridians. Only in Florida.

#1 | Posted by GalaxiePete

A few years ago in Jacksonville I was stopped at a light behind a police car and watched the handcuffed guy they were transporting kick out the back window, slide out of the car off the truck, and run away. The cops caught him after a short foot chase. He was f***ed, but in a different way ...

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-09-17 09:41 PM | Reply

The chick looks like she took a face full of bird shot.

She knows Dick Cheney?

#6 | POSTED BY REDIAL AT 2019-09-17 09:39 PM | FLAG:

Ok. That's Fukien funny

#8 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-09-17 09:53 PM | Reply

The chick looks like she took a face full of bird shot.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism

Probably due to meth use.

www.mirror.co.uk

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2019-09-17 11:52 PM | Reply

The chick looks like she took a face full of bird shot.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism

Probably due to meth use.

www.mirror.co.uk

#9 | Posted by jpw

After kicking at the cops they, in their words, 'put her on the ground.' Most likely where those injuries came from. He came out of the scuffle in better shape but for the herpes blister on his lower lip.

#10 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-09-18 01:22 AM | Reply

It's florida they think DUI stands for DU'n It.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2019-09-18 02:37 AM | Reply

Based on the picture, first he beat her up. Then, they got drunk and went for a ride. They got pulled over and arrested for DUI and then tried to get it on in the back seat of the police cruiser. This is hilarious.

#12 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-09-18 09:07 AM | Reply

Don't be bigots! From the picture you can clearly tell that was a half-elf and a goblin trying their best to improve race relations.

The D&D manual says everybody loves half-elves. Goblins not much (yet).

#13 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-09-18 02:31 PM | Reply

"Probably due to meth use.
www.mirror.co.uk

#9 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2019-09-17 11:52 PM "

Read the article.

#14 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-18 02:53 PM | Reply

The woman looks like SporkGoats type.

#15 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-09-18 05:17 PM | Reply

"The woman looks like SporkGoats type.

#15 | POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON "

Do your 9 brain cells hurt coming up with these zingers? How many days does it take to come up with one?

#16 | Posted by goatman at 2019-09-18 05:20 PM | Reply

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