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Saturday, October 05, 2019

State officials continue to move to permanently ban *camperpoopers* camping on the small islands that dot the Willamette River through Eugene to keep homeless people *camperpoopers* from damaging public property and polluting the waterway *with camperpoop*. The Oregon Department of State Lands will hold a public *camperpoopers* hearing in Eugene later this month as it seeks to formally adopt the *camperpoopers* ban. It is expected to be in place in January. The *camperpoopers* ban has technically been in effect since May, when the department's director imposed a temporary emergency *camperpoopers* rule. Observers say that has led to an increase in *camperpoopers* illegal camping on the islands as enforcement has largely ground to a halt.

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Well, we made it to Eugene in one piece. The 26' Penske did great when going downhill. haha - 35mph uphill

#1 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-10-05 10:27 PM | Reply

Real beer here. Dank stores everywhere.

No nazi sightings to report yet.

#2 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-10-05 10:30 PM | Reply

You've got to go down to Coos Bay for that.

OCU

#3 | Posted by OCUser at 2019-10-05 10:46 PM | Reply

Real beer here. Dank stores everywhere.
No nazi sightings to report yet.
Posted by SheepleSchism

try a mirror

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-10-05 10:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#3 Is it pronounced Cooce or Cooze? I have to go down there next week for a job.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-10-05 11:23 PM | Reply

#4 Try the prunes.

#6 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-10-05 11:26 PM | Reply

I've always heard it pronounced "Cooze Bay".

OCU

#7 | Posted by OCUser at 2019-10-05 11:50 PM | Reply

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