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Sunday, October 13, 2019

Five young purebred bulls mysteriously showed up dead on the ranch this past summer, drained of blood and with body parts precisely removed ... Coming upon one of the dead bulls is an eerie scene. The forest is hot and still, apart from a raven's repeating caw. The bull looks like a giant, deflated plush toy.




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Now that's some freaky stuff. No evidence whatsoever either.

#1 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2019-10-13 01:35 AM | Reply

Should have invaded Area 51 when we had the chance.

#2 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-10-13 03:26 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

It was a god awful sad affair

#3 | Posted by bruceaz at 2019-10-13 03:29 AM | Reply

This is nothing new and it's still as strange as ever.

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-10-13 11:03 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Bless your heart

#5 | Posted by YAV at 2019-10-13 11:11 AM | Reply

Yak the Ripper

#6 | Posted by goatman at 2019-10-13 11:16 AM | Reply

#1 | Posted by GalaxiePete

That's what I don't get - no trace evidence at all. Not even a footprint. It's like some kind of other-dimensional extra-planar being was horny and enjoys cow-tipping.

I like the Grey theory though. Vestigial mouth, no --------. Very different. Sees the most common herd animal. They could just use the levitation beam from the saucer, use the Probeulator, and for some reason return it....

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-13 01:39 PM | Reply

Everybody knows now. Even the Navy admits. You saw the photos with targeting data. And to make it better the Air Force says nothing and NASA cuts feeds.

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-13 02:10 PM | Reply

Wait. Hasn't Rudy G. Been in Oregon a number of times in recent months?

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2019-10-13 05:01 PM | Reply

#0 Is he one of the quislings? Spill what you know, I'll check.

Remember, encryption is pointless.

#10 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-13 05:18 PM | Reply



The blood had to go somewhere, but where?

#11 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-10-13 11:13 PM | Reply

This has been reported before. Happens all the time. A herd animal dies for whatever reason, then wild animals eat the soft tissue first. Smaller animals eat the good. The reason they look like surgical incisions is because when you have thousands of insects eating away the way they eat looks like sugigal incisions.

Animals don't get year physicals nor do they usually get autopsies. But they just die sometimes.

#12 | Posted by prius04 at 2019-10-14 01:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Wow looks like the Chupacabra is now the Chupavaca! The clowns will see this a more proof we need a wall.

#13 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2019-10-14 07:00 AM | Reply

What is seldom reported is that there are also human mutilations that follow the same pattern. There are a number of reports from UK, Several countries in South America, Mexico, Canada and even Russia. There are probably many more in the U.S.A. but our reporting is not as liberal as that in other countries in some areas. Heck a large number go missing in our National Parks and the US Forest Service don't even keep records... and yet they have their own police force and even a SWAT team.

I can understand why they don't report it to the public...so as to not cause a panic.

#14 | Posted by Pegasus at 2019-10-14 10:22 AM | Reply

There are some ticks relatively new to the US that have killed a some cows by exsangination (Trigger warning - there is a picture of an engorged tick at the top of that article.) The "best" part is that they can reproduce by cloning.

#15 | Posted by StatsPlease at 2019-10-14 10:45 AM | Reply

eeewwww gross.... but not the cause.

American Cattle usually have a weekly or bi-weekly tick bath and the barns are usually sprayed down once a month to prevent infestations... besides...

Ticks can't cut out eye sockets, tongues, ----, udders and lips with a "laser like" precision.

Whats interesting is that predators won't touch the carcass. Wolves. turkey vultures, feral hogs... not even insects such as ants will touch it. Clearly some chemical is used in the process that makes the meat inedible to predators who would turn up their noise to two week old roadkill.

I would cut off a hunk or meat - render it and present it to lab animals to see f they would eat it. If not then do a Chromatic Spectograph comparison with a normal piece of meet and see what the differences are.

...Then I would force feed the meat to a lab animal in the size of it's typical meal and see what the results would be.

I'm sure all this has been done before... but have never been able to find the results in all my years looking.

#16 | Posted by Pegasus at 2019-10-14 01:09 PM | Reply

It's Oregon, so probably Antifa's fault.

#17 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-10-14 01:17 PM | Reply

probably Antifa's fault.

Were the cows becoming fascists?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-10-14 01:36 PM | Reply

#18 One of them had a little toothbrush mustache, like my neighbor's piebald cat. I prefer to think it's an homage to Charlie Chaplin or Oliver Hardy, but Antifa is pretty knee-jerk about such things.

#19 | Posted by Karabekian at 2019-10-14 01:41 PM | Reply

Guilt by association can become deadly.

#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-10-14 01:53 PM | Reply

Severe dehydration?

#21 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-10-14 02:18 PM | Reply

#12 | Posted by prius04

Now that was funny.

#22 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-14 04:03 PM | Reply

"#12 | POSTED BY PRIUS04 "

That's an interesting theory and it did give me pause to ponder it, except I have never seen it. Growing up around farms and woods I've seen a lot of dead sheep, goats, cattle, deer, dogs, and such and in various stages of decay and in different times of the year (to account for temps or bugs present) but I've never seen anything as described in the story.

#23 | Posted by goatman at 2019-10-14 04:05 PM | Reply

Locals say UFO sightings cluster with the events. I'll try to find that for you. And yeah, cattle don't die way. Nothing leaves remains like that. Nothing. Trust me I'm a pro.

#24 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-14 04:09 PM | Reply

Helium Rat --

Have you read the 13th Parallel by Ben Mezrich?

I recommend it if you haven't.

#25 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-10-14 04:11 PM | Reply

#25 | Posted by rstybeach11

I already know the Secret Truth. Why bother? Is it good?

#26 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-14 04:16 PM | Reply

#25 | Posted by rstybeach11

Oh damn, they wrote a book about me. Time to go dark the stuff has hit the fan.

It's all in there.

#27 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-14 04:20 PM | Reply

#15 | Posted by StatsPlease

That's what the alien want you to think. And apparently Ars Technica. So they are now also on my list.

#28 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-14 11:24 PM | Reply

Crap like this has been going on out west for the last 50 years, where have y'all been?

#29 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-10-15 02:32 AM | Reply

Obviously these cattle were living under Socialism and they were bled dry [just as it does to the people].

#30 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-10-15 11:51 AM | Reply

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