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Monday, October 14, 2019

Survey reveals that nearly three in four adults bring their phone to bed with them ... "The survey reveals that phones aren't just changing how we socialize and stay connected, they're influencing how we relate to each other in our closest relationships," says Bettie Colombo, Asurion spokesperson, in a statement.

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More than a third of Americans say their sex life has suffered as a result of smartphones in the bedroom.

Not when you share your phone with your girl and watch prawn together.

It seems like more than a third of Americans don't know how to use their phones or are ashamed to watch prawn with their women.

Only a mega-loser like GOAT-TROLL can post such a thread.

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-10-14 01:02 PM | Reply

And then there are a TON of apps that use the phone's -------- as a ... well... --------.

Point is, a smart phone can do things for you, you ain't thought of yet. Use your fraking imagination.

#2 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-10-14 01:04 PM | Reply

use the phone's -------- as a ... well... --------.

Wrap in cling-wrap first before you shove it.

Pro tip!

#3 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-10-14 01:06 PM | Reply

Turn the phones on on vibrate and spice things up ...

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-10-14 06:10 PM | Reply

Turn the phones on vibrate and spice things up ...

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-10-14 06:11 PM | Reply

Is that the reason for the double post?

#6 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-10-14 06:38 PM | Reply

Is that the reason for the double post?

#6 | Posted by lee_the_agent

No. A blank "Publish" page showed up, so I assumed that somehow the text was deleted.

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-10-14 06:53 PM | Reply

867-5309

#8 | Posted by goatman at 2019-10-14 09:23 PM | Reply

One Ringy Dingy

"We're the phone company. We don't have to care"

www.youtube.com

#9 | Posted by goatman at 2019-10-14 09:39 PM | Reply

We now have scientific evidence that Melania Trump has never had sex with Donald.

#10 | Posted by Tor at 2019-10-14 11:23 PM | Reply

Is that the reason for the double post?

American-Loser is just trying to repeat what I said.. it was censored. So he is pretending he said it first and in his desperation, he double posted. LOL

Vee Eye Bee Are Ay Tee Oh Are

#11 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-10-15 03:26 AM | Reply

Stop having sex with your phone!

#12 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-10-15 11:37 AM | Reply

It's what phones are made for!

Whats wrong with you?

#13 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-10-15 11:58 AM | Reply

It's always something. If TV had been invented today, we would see this exact same article but about TVs.

#14 | Posted by humtake at 2019-10-15 12:14 PM | Reply

"It's always something. If TV had been invented today, we would see this exact same article but about TVs.

#14 | POSTED BY HUMTAKE "

Do you know why they do it------------ in Mississippi?

So they both can watch wrestling

#15 | Posted by goatman at 2019-10-15 12:17 PM | Reply

Break the electric leash. That which promised to join us together has isolated us further. Texts are not conversation. Images on a screen are not people. Put down the phone and start living in the real world.

#16 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-10-16 02:37 AM | Reply

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