A new New York Times profile of our First Lady attempts to shed light on the mystery that is Melania Trump. Unlike the president, who seemingly voices his every thought on Twitter, Mrs. Trump is quiet and reserved, at least in public. And what we found out is...well, yeah, she's a really quiet person who gets her hair a lot. Not a huge shock. The article states that Mrs. Trump "returns home to New York " at least once per month, two people close to her say " for meetings and to visit a small circle of associates, including her sister and her hairstylist." Cost to the taxpayer aside, it's not completely unreasonable for her to get her hair done in New York. Other first ladies have done so, and if she's already here visiting her sister, might as well touch up her roots, right? The odd thing is that she also has an entire room devoted to beauty at the White House. We reported on her "glam room" last January. Can't a stylist do a house call anymore?