Monday, November 18, 2019
Doddering Prince Andrew, known as Randy Andy among the Teterboro class, appeared on BBC's Newsnight Saturday evening for a sit-down from Buckingham Palace to set the record straight on his relationship with dead sex trafficking kingpin Jeffrey Epstein. It's being called some of the best television of the year, or at least the best episode yet of Brass Eye, despite the BBC's Emily Maitlis failing to ask the Duke of York the most obvious question on everyone's mind, Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?'
It would be a considerable stretch to say he was a very close friend,' Andrew said of Epstein, explaining the pair only saw each other, like, three times a year, or triple as often as many people see their own parents. And what a parent Andrew must be, admitting he invited Epstein to his daughter Beatrice's 18th birthday party after Epstein was convicted of sex crimes with a minor.
The boneheaded royal was a trooper, conducting the entire 45-minute interview without giggling once, though appeared to be on the verge several times. From questions about teenage girl pile-on orgies, to being the guest of honor at a dinner celebrating Epstein's release from prison, to Andrew personally inviting Epstein to Windsor Castle, the cartoonishly aloof aristocrat managed to turn what may have been a political bloodbath into an episode of Benny Hill. It was brilliant, actually. In exchange for toppling an international sex trafficking ring involving some of the most powerful men in the world, the plebs got slapstick entertainment instead.
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