#30 has to be, by far, the absolute worst retort I've ever read on this site. Ever.
"My guy got a fictitious medal for creating a false condition to dodge the draft, but by golly, at least he got a medal"?
Like, WTF. Do you see the words you're typing. Do you think about them even a little before hitting enter? I mean, Gawd, this is just so bad it has to be parody, but it's not. I know it's not. JTC this lowers the stupid bar on this site.
That post is the Big Foot of stupid. The Loch Ness. The Empire State Building.
If the stupidity of that post had a population, it would rival Tokyo.
That post : stupid :: Donald Trump : grifter
If that post's stupidity were a meme, it would be so epically popular that it would rival all the Minions posts that Baby Boomer post. Combined.
And you'd still probably brag about the fact that you posted something so mind bogglingly stupid. Because that's essentially what the post did. We'd enter a Stupid-ception, a spiraling universe of greater and greater stupidity that stretches out to the end of time. We'd never actually hit the middle but just stretch out longer and longer as time, energy, sanity, and logic all cease to have any meaning.
That post was the E=MC^stupid of all posts.