Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Friday, January 10, 2020

President Donald Trump on Thursday credited his administration with causing a fall in US cancer death rates but was quickly rebuked by the American Cancer Society, whose CEO said a drop described this week had nothing to do with the current White House.

Advertisement

More

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

That face though!

#1 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2020-01-10 09:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Trump takes credit for ending homosexuality! Converting all Jews to Evangelicalism! Solving the horror of
halitosis!

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2020-01-10 10:02 PM | Reply

His narcissism is a form of malignant cancer of the personality where self-regard multiplies until the entire organism is this pulsating mass of hideous metastatic nodules of self-worship held together like an orange fungus rotting into toxic sludge.

#3 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2020-01-10 10:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Solving the horror of
halitosis!

it's all about bad breath...

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2020-01-10 10:17 PM | Reply

What can't he do?

Or at least claim to have done?!?

#5 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-01-11 12:04 AM | Reply

LOST

What can't he do?
Or at least claim to have done?!?"

It doesn't matter. His slavish cult will believe anything. That's the whole purpose behind cults, isn't it?

History is repeat with them: Charles Manson, Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite (Heaven's Gate), David Koresh (Branch Davidian), and any number of white separatists, forest dwelling, AK-15 totin' survivalists.

The problem with cults is that they all have a mental derangement and they all come to a sudden and tragic end.

And yes, even amateur dictators like Trump.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-01-11 02:36 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

esident Donald Trump on Thursday credited his administration with causing a fall in US cancer death rates

Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 09:31 PM | 6 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

Donald Trump thinks he cures cancer.

This is one step below Donald Trump thinking he walks on water.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2020-01-11 08:53 AM | Reply

If the police continue to execute unarmed citizens, there will be fewer of them around to die of cancer. The per capita cancer death rate will go down.

Yay donald!

#8 | Posted by contrecoup at 2020-01-11 01:39 PM | Reply

The Cancer Society is wrong! All those wind turbines IMPOTUS stopped from being built would have caused a cancer epidemic.

#9 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2020-01-11 02:26 PM | Reply

Comments are closed for this entry.

Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy | Copyright 2020 World Readable

Drudge Retort