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Monday, January 13, 2020

The involuntary celibate (incel) movement might seem to be just another sad online community, but strands of it have turned violent, committing repeated attacks that are best described as terrorism.

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I "called" this about 10 years ago.
Gullible rubes that are FoxNews, Breitbart, and Infowars zombies have graduated to 4chan stormfront etc etc.

#1 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2020-01-13 02:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

No one ever says men are the problem, but men commit something like 90% of crimes.

Ayn Rand calls the best of them Supermen.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-13 02:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

That's OK...they'll grow up and out of it.

Just look at Goat-boy and Rightostupid...

#3 | Posted by Angrydad at 2020-01-13 11:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

"Just look at Goat-boy...

#3 | POSTED BY ANGRYDAD "

Looks like I'm living rent free in someone's head. LOL Luckily it's empty and quite roomy. But the throbbing temples a sonic nuisance and the mouth-breathing creates a lot of drafts.

Speaking of drafts -- how about some beer up here?

#4 | Posted by goatman at 2020-01-13 11:25 PM | Reply

men + sex = incredible stupidity

Nobody owes these brats a ----

Getting laid isn't a right it's a privilege

Over the years watching men who have no problem getting lucky... ugly, fat, poor, old... what ever

It's not complex
it's done in two steps...

1. Find out what gives women the ickies.

2. Don't do things that give women the ickies

... and you will--------.

incels refuse to give up their ickiness.

#5 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-01-14 12:08 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 3

I used to be an incel, once a month.

#6 | Posted by willowby at 2020-01-14 12:34 AM | Reply

I used to be an incel, once a month.
#6 | POSTED BY WILLOWBY

Thank God for menopause.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2020-01-14 12:53 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

"No one ever says men are the problem, but men commit something like 90% of crimes.
#2 | POSTED BY SNOOFY "

I call them the Democrat Base - which is why the Dems are pushing to restore voting right to felons. If they were going to vote GOP, they would not be doing that.

#8 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2020-01-14 01:35 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I used to be an incel, once a month.

#6 | POSTED BY comrade WILLOWBY

I hate to break this to you Scooter, but you still are one.

#9 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2020-01-14 03:14 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Since 1975, practically all the gains in sexual partners has gone to the top 20% of households.

#10 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 03:26 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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"Getting laid isn't a right it's a privilege"

Rally?

How is it fair when some can have so many partners, when others have so few?

#11 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 03:27 AM | Reply

#10 | POSTED BY MADBOMBER

I can confirm that. I banged it out in my career.

#12 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2020-01-14 03:35 AM | Reply

MAD

"How is it fair when some can have so many partners, when others have so few?"

LOL ~ Try sympathy sex. Be pitiful. Sometimes that works.

#13 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-01-14 03:51 AM | Reply

"LOL ~ Try sympathy sex. Be pitiful. Sometimes that works."

Sexual inequality.

Clearly this is a problem, and that government needs to step in and redistribute sexual partners from those who have them to those who do not.

#14 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 04:04 AM | Reply

And probably platonic friends as well. If you can't-------- on your own, you're probably not making many friends on your own either.

#15 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 04:05 AM | Reply

"Since 1975, practically all the gains in sexual partners has gone to the top 20% of households."

That's basically why incels exist, yeah.
They are men who are impotent, economically.
80% of households are impotent, economically.

Not sure hwy you still cheer for this.
Why do you still cheer for this?

#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-14 04:05 AM | Reply

"Not sure how you still cheer for this. Why do you still cheer for this?"

Cheering?

Cheering would imply I give a ----. I don't.

If you can't-------- (or earn an income) without the government making someone provide that for you, you're kind of a loser. Why would I cheer for losers.

And why would I cheer for a government that props them up?

#17 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 04:31 AM | Reply

MADBOMBER

"Clearly this is a problem, and that government needs to step in and redistribute sexual partners from those who have them to those who do not."

We already have that. They used to called brothels or red light districts. Now they're called massage parlors or escort services. (Have condom, will travel)

No government step-in needed. ~ Just a few bucks and maybe some food stamps. ~~ LOL

#18 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-01-14 05:11 AM | Reply

How is it fair when some can have so many partners, when others have so few?
#11 | POSTED BY MADBOMBER AT 2020-01-14 03:27 AM | FLAG: ICKY

Your post sort of frames the case in point of my post... I can't believe how easy that was to do.

jk... I know how easy it is.

Stop focusing on the desire for sex and focus on what makes you so icky to be around. The bar isn't as high as you think it is.

oh and another news flash... it's okay to be celibate... there is nothing wrong with that... it really has no meaning in the big picture.

I think the incels see it as a reflection on their masculinity which is part of the icky. You know... why doesn't the world live up to my ego trip?

Then there are the incels whose inclinations are so freaky that they reduce the size of their dating pool possibilities... because the majority of their targets just ain't into wearing rubber aprons adhesive tape and vaseline on the first coffee date... again ...ick.

#19 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-01-14 07:34 AM | Reply

No one ever says blacks are the problem, but blacks commit something like 60-75% of crimes.

#2 | Posted by snoofy

There, fixed that for you.

According to the National Crime Victimization Survey in 2002, robberies with white victims and black offenders were more than 12 times more common than vice versa.

#20 | Posted by boaz at 2020-01-14 12:08 PM | Reply

Now do fraud.

#21 | Posted by bored at 2020-01-14 12:29 PM | Reply

No one ever says blacks are the problem, but blacks commit something like 60-75% of crimes.
#2 | Posted by BOAZ
"

From the Random House 2020 Book of Obvious Facts: "100% of people starting stupid pointless wars in Iraq that kill, maim or oppress countless hundreds of thousands of innocent people are white males."

But oh yeah, that colored dude down my block who flashed some steel and pocketed a couple of Swisher Sweets from Sameh the deli owner and occasional kif peddler-- he bad!

#22 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2020-01-14 01:23 PM | Reply

#22

You must not be familiar with Colin Powell.

A black man who, oddly enough, fits your accusation not once but twice. The first time he went to war in Iraq was when he served as the CJCS, and the second when he was SECSTATE under GWB.

#23 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-14 01:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"You must not be familiar with Colin Powell."

He didn't start a stupid, pointless war. He only served in them.

Reading comprehension, as they say, is fundamental.

#24 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2020-01-14 01:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"Cheering would imply I give a ----. I don't."

BS. You defend growing wealth inequality every chance you get.

#25 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-14 04:58 PM | Reply

"If you can't-------- (or earn an income) without the government making someone provide that for you, you're kind of a loser."

You just called all government workers losers...

#26 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-14 04:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Colin Powell did not start either Iraq War. He was a General in one and a Useful Idiot in the other.

#27 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-14 05:00 PM | Reply

The MAGAt incels are an imminent threat and should be neutralized via drone strike.

#28 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2020-01-14 09:11 PM | Reply

Most of the incels I see are soyboys. Overweight, bad hygiene, sparse facial hair, man -----, and a testosterone level that needs to be measured with a microscope. They love them some soy, by the gallon. They are all leftist and feminist, hoping for a pity hump that never comes their way. We used to call such losers, now we call them woke.

#29 | Posted by docnjo at 2020-01-14 09:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

#29 | POSTED BY DOCNJO AT 2020-01-14 09:27 PM

Not according to the photographs. They look like your typical budding republicl0wn with mommy hang-ups...which is redundant I know.

#30 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-01-14 10:19 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

"He didn't start a stupid, pointless war. He only served in them."

Barak Obama?

He definetly put a few boots on the ground.

He's as much a white guy as he is a black guy though...you probably wouldn't count him on the lack of his racial purity.

#31 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-15 02:35 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"BS. You defend growing wealth inequality every chance you get."

Defend it?

Again, it's another thing I don't give a hit about. Mostly because it's just another rich people problem.

What I defend against is those abject ------- ------- such as yourself who would use it as an excuse to limit one's freedom to earn and keep an income. Because one rich person being richer than another rich person is not a problem.

#32 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-15 02:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"You just called all government workers losers..."

Not sure how you got there. The vast majority of government workers could and would find work in the private sector. Although I have always been a proponent of the government being the employer of last resort, and that would apply to those workers of low economic value.

#33 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-15 02:40 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Not according to the photographs."

Virtually every progressive dude I've ever met has been extremely passive aggressive when compared to non-progressives. And I see it here on the retort every day.

Not to say there's not such thing as a progressive rugby player, Navy SEAL...whatever...but they're not common.

#34 | Posted by madbomber at 2020-01-15 02:43 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

I used to be an incel, once a month.
#6 | POSTED BY WILLOWBY

Thank God for menopause.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2020-01-14 12:53 AM

Once the baby machine is deactivated, making whoopie becomes a 24/7 possibility. I was snipped in 1982. I can no longer "get it up" without chemical help. I get ----- pills from the VA. Once a week works for us.

Old joke: A lecturer is talking about sex frequency. He surveys the audience, asking by show of hands how many people have sex once a day. Then once a week. Then once a month. Finally once a year. There is a guy in the back at the end, waving BOTH hands frantically. The lecturer asks him what's up. The guy hollers back, "TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!"

Thank you, and tip your server. I'll be here all week.

#35 | Posted by john47 at 2020-01-15 10:31 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

If you're even moderately good looking, you can--------. If you're physically fit, you can--------. If you have disposable income, you can--------.

If you're fat, ugly and unemployed, getting laid is a problem. Add in that a growing percentage of incels identify as being on the autism spectrum, and you've put together a fairly disturbing picture of unemployed, obese, pimply virgins in Bernie t-shirts, sitting in their basement playing video games and lusting over cosplay girls.

#36 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2020-01-15 11:02 AM | Reply

I've often said, the 'in" part of "incel" is a misnomer: When you make no effort to make yourself at least interesting to the opposite sex, it's not involuntary, it's lazy.

#37 | Posted by SunTzuMeow at 2020-01-15 12:27 PM | Reply

When you make no effort to make yourself at least interesting to the opposite sex, it's not involuntary, it's lazy.
#37 | Posted by SunTzuMeow

Exactly on-point. These dudes are losers. They would be nobodies if they didn't finally figure out how to assemble in online communities and are now ocasionally violent.

#38 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2020-01-15 12:47 PM | Reply

"What I defend against is those abject ------- ------- such as yourself who would use it as an excuse to limit one's freedom to earn and keep an income"

^
Not a thing I do.

#39 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-15 07:02 PM | Reply

"These dudes are losers."

With guns.
Thanks, Second Amendment!

#40 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-01-15 07:02 PM | Reply

Losers are people too. They're not going anywhere. We should figure out how to deal with them.

#41 | Posted by WhoDaMan at 2020-01-16 10:49 PM | Reply

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