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According to Paltrow, her 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle is a "funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent", with "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed".

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Mackris has already retained RoCheney to sue Paltrow for trademark violations.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2020-01-18 12:48 AM | Reply

How would Brave Sir Dorkus know what Andrea's mangina smells like?

#2 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2020-01-18 12:57 AM | Reply

Corky's 2016 souvenir pantsuit was recently the featured bait on Deadliest Catch.

#3 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2020-01-18 01:00 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#2 it oozes from from every one of her posts?

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2020-01-18 02:12 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Karen has already retained RoCheney to sue Paltrow for trademark violations.

#1 | POSTED BY CORKY

Karen's --- candle is an open can of bumblee with a birthday candle sticking out of it.

She pretends to be rich so she uses that "white albacore" that she pays 50 cents more for down to the wal marts.

#5 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2020-01-18 05:03 AM | Reply

The last vagina's Sheeple/lieburg and FakeLawyer smelled were the ones they plopped out of when they were born. Typical incel (R)tards!

#6 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2020-01-18 06:55 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

This smells like something a "progressive" Hollywood airhead--excuse the redundancy-- would come up with.

#7 | Posted by nullifidian at 2020-01-18 08:17 AM | Reply

One trick pony

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2020-01-18 08:30 AM | Reply

candle is an open can of bumblee with a birthday candle sticking out of it.

I have also seen this meme

#9 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2020-01-18 10:56 AM | Reply

Mackris .....
#1 | POSTED BY CORKY

Living rent free in Corky's head isn't what its cracked up to be....

That being said, I prefer

Bacon Soap...
i1.wp.com

#10 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2020-01-18 12:41 PM | Reply

What did the blind man say every morning when he walked by the fish market?
"Morning ladies".

#11 | Posted by 6thPersona at 2020-01-18 03:08 PM | Reply

- How would Brave Sir Dorkus know what Andrea's mangina smells like?

I ax'd Nulli.

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2020-01-18 03:30 PM | Reply

Why would anyone want a candle that smells like that?

#13 | Posted by JeffJ at 2020-01-20 10:37 AM | Reply

Why would anyone want a candle that smells like that?
#13 | POSTED BY JEFFJ
Might be useful to a deaf guy watching p0rn?

#14 | Posted by 6thPersona at 2020-01-20 12:26 PM | Reply

BOAZ is waiting for a candle that smells like Ivanka's feet.

#15 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2020-01-20 12:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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