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Saturday, March 28, 2020

As doctors and nurses around the United States struggle with a continued shortage of protective masks, putting their lives in jeopardy when they treat coronavirus patients, the Tennessee Department of Health offered this advice: "[I]f they need to treat a coronavirus patient but don't have a protective gown or mask, one option is to wear a garbage bag or wrap a diaper around their face. "



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Humpy should show us how it's done.

That would be classic.

Epic even.

#1 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-03-28 12:50 PM | Reply

When I was in college, the state of public education was so bad that one lawmaker proposed that all TN license plates have the following motto: "Lat in education." Now that I have long left the state, it is amazing to see things have not improved.

#2 | Posted by e1g1 at 2020-03-28 01:13 PM | Reply

But so long as you don't "penetrate" them, it's okay to marry a direct relative!

-Also Tennessee

#3 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2020-03-28 01:20 PM | Reply

The orange diaper sniper approves this recommendation.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2020-03-28 01:24 PM | Reply

A clean diaper, if one is available.

#5 | Posted by contrecoup at 2020-03-28 01:54 PM | Reply

Women could use panty liners. those bigs ones, like the size of a Mackerel.

#6 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2020-03-28 01:57 PM | Reply

People say if you eat some beautiful clean coal it will also prevent you getting the Democratic virus.

That's what the people are saying.

Pass it on Tennessee.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-03-28 02:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

" option is to wear a garbage bag or wrap a diaper around their face. "

Garbage bag????

WT actual F?

#8 | Posted by Angrydad at 2020-03-29 10:08 AM | Reply

wear a garbage bag

Tennessee state officials, and republicans everywhere, should embrace this option.

And make sure they put a rubber band around their necks to keep the ------- Virus out.

#9 | Posted by Angrydad at 2020-03-29 10:27 AM | Reply

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