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Monday, March 30, 2020

An Australian astrophysicist has been hospitalized after four magnets became stuck in his nose while he was trying to invent a device to stop people from touching their faces during the coronavirus pandemic. Daniel Reardon was building a necklace that would sound an alarm when someone touched their face. "[T]hings went downhill pretty quickly when I clipped the magnets to my other nostril," he said.



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Gee, I hope Zed is alright.

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2020-03-30 07:18 PM | Reply

This was a laugh. I needed that.

#2 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2020-03-30 08:22 PM | Reply

And everyone keeps telling me that scientists are all SO brilliant, lol.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2020-03-30 09:06 PM | Reply

IRL sheldon is trying to help humanity.

#4 | Posted by Tor at 2020-03-30 10:19 PM | Reply

Whew. Good thing he wasn't trying to keep people from touching their butts.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-03-31 09:24 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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