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Wednesday, April 01, 2020

As a popular Books of Adam comic has pointed out, the most difficult thing to reconcile with as a cat owner is the fact that your cat's butthole has touched pretty much everything you own. Sometimes, your cat will decide to put his or her gnarly hole on your face, completely casually. While it might seem vaguely threatening or confusing, a cat researcher tells Inverse it's not as weird as you think.


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Though cats are definitely evil geniuses, sticking their butts in our faces isn't actually a sign of aggression. All the other weird stuff they do probably is, though " and we love them for it anyway.


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#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2020-04-01 10:57 PM | Reply

Long ago some comedian said he decided that he was not going to be concerned about the niceness or not of animal butts because he was sure they did not bother Frank Zappa.

#2 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2020-04-02 12:41 AM | Reply

Cat butts drive me nuts.

#3 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2020-04-02 01:29 AM | Reply

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