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Monday, April 27, 2020

Tyson Foods (TSN) is warning that "millions of pounds of meat" will disappear from the supply chain as the coronavirus pandemic pushes food processing plants to close, leading to product shortages in grocery stores across the country.



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It's totally OK, everyone stocked up on toilet paper so all of our problems are solved.

#1 | Posted by humtake at 2020-04-27 12:44 PM | Reply

Those protesters want to go back to work. Sign 'em up at the local processing plant. Pay them in chicken. More winning!

#2 | Posted by catdog at 2020-04-27 01:37 PM | Reply

great plan. tell folks who want to re-open to head down to these plants.

#3 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2020-04-27 02:12 PM | Reply

And they helped break it.

#4 | Posted by Angrydad at 2020-04-27 03:18 PM | Reply

Tyson Foods goes vegan.

#5 | Posted by LesWit at 2020-04-27 03:28 PM | Reply

Womp womp.

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-04-27 03:31 PM | Reply

Just hire more illegal immigrant children to stand knee-deep in bloody water like kast time, Tyson. It's not like your going to run out, you psychos.

See? Problem solved.

P.S. And ask the FDA again if you can use the scraps that fall on the floor.

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2020-04-27 07:16 PM | Reply

Not just Tyson.

3:00 p.m.: Sampson County Health Department has identified an active outbreak at Smithfield Packing Company in Clinton.
Five employees of the plant have tested positive for COVID-19. Smithfield and the Health Department are working closely together to assure adequate follow-up is being provided to all employees.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-04-28 12:41 AM | Reply

I haven't eaten anything named Tyson for years after their chicken made deathly ill.

Instead of slaughtering chickens maybe they should go into the egg laying business.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-04-28 05:27 AM | Reply

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