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Thursday, May 28, 2020

In a sex fantasy gone wrong, two men with machetes entered the wrong house in New South Wales, Australia, before quickly realising their error. One of them has now been acquitted of entering a home armed with a weapon in July 2019, Australian media report.


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They had been hired to carry out a client's fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom. The judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual".


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#1 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-05-28 07:37 PM | Reply

RCADE, I hope you got a refund.

#2 | Posted by visitor_ at 2020-05-30 10:53 AM | Reply

How can I possibly pay for these machetes?

#3 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2020-05-30 11:00 AM | Reply

I love Australia.
Really I do.

Every line in that news report is a gem.

All I can do is say "thank you, Redial. Thank you."

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2020-05-30 11:31 AM | Reply

RCADE, I hope you got a refund.

By all rights I should. I ordered two men with Machete, not two men with machetes.

#5 | Posted by rcade at 2020-05-30 11:57 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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