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Wednesday, June 03, 2020

President Donald Trump on Wednesday denied that he was rushed to a White House bunker during anti-racism protests last week out of concern for his safety, claiming he had merely dropped by the underground shelter to inspect it.



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Oh yeah and my uncles trip to the whorehouse was just part of a police investigation.

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2020-06-03 12:27 PM | Reply

Were there any aspiring teenage models down there? I hear he likes to stick his tiny fingers in their mouths to see if their teeth are like Ivanka's.

#2 | Posted by chuffy at 2020-06-03 12:59 PM | Reply

It was an "inspection" that took "a tiny, short little period of time"?

He knows his supporters will believe anything so he's not even trying anymore.

#3 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2020-06-03 01:07 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Just checking on the supply of presidential toilet paper, Chicklets and peanut M&M's. I also wanted to see if they added the gold-plated door knobs I told them about (they're in all my hotels). And, Melanie and Bar-room said they wanted to go somewhere, so we got out 'The Beast'--that what I call it and it's great--drove around the grounds then went in and looked in the basement. the housekeeping crew had finished and there were actually people in uniforms working there. Amazing...
-Local gangster showing his family around a crime scene

#4 | Posted by catdog at 2020-06-03 01:07 PM | Reply

Note to Trump: If your lie couldn't fool a six-year-old, then just shut the ---- up.

#5 | Posted by madscientist at 2020-06-03 01:24 PM | Reply

Sheriff Joe went to the Bunny Ranch to inspect the rooms.

#6 | Posted by LesWit at 2020-06-03 01:30 PM | Reply

Yes, and he developed bone spurs because he, uh, well, he needed them!

#7 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2020-06-03 02:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The child-raping orange schitstain is looking for a new venue for his kiddie beauty pageant.

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2020-06-03 05:49 PM | Reply

President Karen Bunkerbttch, bunker inspector.

#9 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2020-06-04 03:44 AM | Reply

We live in a world where a person can just lie so they are never wrong. This is a product of our mistake shaming culture. People are flawed- if you remember that you will be less upset at yourself and others. Mistakes will happen as long as we are human. Grow up.

#10 | Posted by Brennnn at 2020-06-04 10:11 AM | Reply

#10 - Trump is the product of FAS. Get it right.

#11 | Posted by getoffmedz at 2020-06-04 12:53 PM | Reply

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