Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Thursday, July 30, 2020

Two emus - siblings Kevin and Carol -- are now banned from a hotel in a tiny town in Australia's vast Outback. Raised by an animal rescuer, the birds are usually a friendly and wide-eyed source of entertainment. But then the emus learned to climb the stairs. The new skill gave the birds access to the pub of the Yaraka Hotel in Queensland. Once inside, they unleashed a long-legged brand of chaos. They snatched toast and French fries away from customers. One of the birds even went behind the bar.



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Even a drunk emu should know you can't go behind the bar!

#1 | Posted by Sycophant at 2020-07-30 05:16 PM | Reply

they refuse to wear a mask

#2 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-07-30 05:39 PM | Reply

Discrimination! Roudy Roo and Wild Wallaby are still welcome, and Koala twins are always sleepy and no fun.

Justice for Emus!

#3 | Posted by CutiePie at 2020-07-31 01:39 AM | Reply

In Chicago it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamppost.

Where will the tyranny end?

#4 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2020-07-31 04:43 PM | Reply

I have to say, I've never had a good experience with an emu at a bar.

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2020-07-31 05:15 PM | Reply

If it's a Limu Emu you will only pay for what you need!

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-07-31 05:36 PM | Reply

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