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Thursday, August 06, 2020

Joe Biden rebuked a reporter who asked if the former vice president had taken a cognitive test, claiming that asking the question was similar to asking the interviewer if he was using cocaine.

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I can't wait for the debates either. Biden should lead with "Donnie how many children have you raped?" Then Do you giggle when Putin shared photos of dead US troops with you?

#1 | Posted by bored at 2020-08-05 10:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 5

Homer should be more concerned about Benedict Donald's Adderall Addiction.
He crushes it into a powder then snorts it, many times a day, but then again Homer knows this.

#2 | Posted by a_monson at 2020-08-05 10:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

#1

He should say you're lying and respond with actual montage video of Joe groping and burying his nose into children's hair

#3 | Posted by willowby at 2020-08-06 01:10 AM | Reply

Awww, isn't Willowby cute? He was dead silent when Trump was grabbing women by the short hairs, but wants you to believe he's outraged by Biden sniffing the long ones.

If he didn't have double standards, he have no standards at all.

#4 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-08-06 01:14 AM | Reply

Yeah, put down drug users as a reaction to ageist comments. Show them how out of touch you are. Electing Biden is like picking Reagan for a 3rd term, but he is still better than what we have now.

#5 | Posted by Brennnn at 2020-08-06 01:42 AM | Reply

#4 You were silent about Joe's rape charge, so GFY.

#6 | Posted by willowby at 2020-08-06 01:56 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

LOL!!!

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-06 01:58 AM | Reply

Biden was never accused of rape.

Trump is accused in like a dozen rapes, including one that he still hasn't submitted DNA evidence for.

Now's the time for you to pull a Goatman and say you won't be voting for either, but you'll only talk ---- about Biden.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-06 02:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 5

"You were silent about Joe's rape charge"

Wow.

It took so little to turn you into a bald-faced liar.

I'm sure you're proud of yourself. A real Proud Boy.

#9 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-08-06 02:06 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 6

"Electing Biden is like picking Reagan"

Merrick Garland on line #1 for you.

#10 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-08-06 02:10 AM | Reply

My lovely wife just said "Everytime they ask @JoeBiden about taking a cognitive test he should just say "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. Next question."

twitter.com

#11 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2020-08-06 07:52 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 7

#4 You were silent about Joe's rape charge, so GFY.

#6 | Posted by willowby at 202

Well, go GFY indeed.

I'd like to hear EVERYTING about Biden's rape charge. I seem to have missed it despite my insane daily devouring of the news. Perhaps you could post a helpful article or link?

If not, GFY. I mean, really. Just go ahead and do it.

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2020-08-06 08:57 AM | Reply

Great, digital penetration there in the ballpark ... At least Biden hasn't written any ----- porn short stories that we know about yet... unlike Bernie

#13 | Posted by homerj at 2020-08-06 10:01 AM | Reply

Rape and digital penetration; They're in the same neighborhood
Come on Man!

#14 | Posted by homerj at 2020-08-06 10:02 AM | Reply

#12 - Same here. b
Blatant lies are the only defense against the exposure of the GOP's moral turpitude under Trump.

#15 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-06 10:11 AM | Reply

Did dotard sniff the hair he ripped from Ivana's scalp while raping her?

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2020-08-06 10:25 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Joe must have had some mighty powerful digits back in the 90s. All female congressional staff members were required to wear pantyhose.

#17 | Posted by tonyroma at 2020-08-06 10:47 AM | Reply

Joe lost it on that one.

#18 | Posted by Sniper at 2020-08-06 11:58 AM | Reply

Homer is really into that "digital penetration" thing.

I am sure Trumpy has some wonderful advice for you in that department.

But it would help if you are famous. When you are famous they just let you.

#19 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-06 12:03 PM | Reply

Joe lost it on that one.

#18 | POSTED BY SNIPER

Are you ok?

Every word was spelled correctly and you used correct punctuation.

Are you sure you are ok? Perhaps we should have someone do a health and safety check on you ? It could be a stroke.

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-06 12:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Nothing can be wrong with Joe, he's the Dem candidate. Which means everything he is and does is perfect. This mentality god old decades ago. Blind Reps refuse to believe Trump can be wrong. Every candidate we've had since I've been alive and old enough to know politics follows this same script.

And the next time any of you talk about Rep deflection, just remember this thread. The comments here are deflection at its best.

#21 | Posted by humtake at 2020-08-06 12:10 PM | Reply

"Nothing can be wrong with Joe, he's the Dem candidate. Which means everything he is and does is perfect."

Of course Joe is not perfect.

And I will tell you everything that annoys me about Joe. Right after Nov 3.

Right now there is no point in pointing out Joes flaws. Which I am sure there are many.

Because right now we are trying to save America from Trump and the Deplorables.

#22 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-06 12:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Nothing can be wrong with Joe, he's the Dem candidate. Which means everything he is and does is perfect. This mentality god old decades ago. Blind Reps refuse to believe Trump can be wrong. Every candidate we've had since I've been alive and old enough to know politics follows this same script.
And the next time any of you talk about Rep deflection, just remember this thread. The comments here are deflection at its best.

#21 | POSTED BY HUMTAKE

He hasn't shown us a reason to question anything is wrong...unlike Donald.

#23 | Posted by Sycophant at 2020-08-06 01:03 PM | Reply

Great, digital penetration there in the ballpark ... At least Biden hasn't written any ----- porn short stories that we know about yet... unlike Bernie

#13 | POSTED BY HOMERJ

Did you notice how even Fox News dropped that narrative?

Is it because the story blew up so badly and the "victim" has been caught lying so many times about everything in her life that the story now has no credibility?

#24 | Posted by Sycophant at 2020-08-06 01:04 PM | Reply

#1
He should say you're lying and respond with actual montage video of Joe groping and burying his nose into children's hair
#3 | POSTED BY WILLOWBY AT 2020-08-06 01:10 AM

Joe should show Trump mispronouncing Yosemite. And every other place Trump has flubbed, then a photo montage set to Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring of himself at events and gatherings, yes hugging and carrying-on and savoring and living.. and NOT mispronouncing Yosemite.

#25 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2020-08-06 01:47 PM | Reply

I think a 30 second ad of Joe sipping a glass of water with one hand while saying Yosemite over and over again would be the "morning in America" moment.

Lincoln Project.... calling Lincoln Project on line 1.

#26 | Posted by bocaink at 2020-08-06 09:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#26

Do you actually think he could say "Yosemite" over and over?

#27 | Posted by willowby at 2020-08-06 09:39 PM | Reply

Trump has mush for brains and proves it ever time he opens his mouth.

Trumpublicans screech about Biden having dementia.

Then that don't want to be called a cult.

#28 | Posted by ClownShack at 2020-08-06 09:49 PM | Reply

"Trump has mush for brains and proves it ever time he opens his mouth."

I've seen him in plenty of unscripted settings do well. Joe, rarely if ever. He's a train wreck without his teleprompter, a derailed car with it.

"Trumpublicans screech about Biden having dementia."

It's been pretty much matter of fact commenting, no "screeching". Everybody but the rabid partisan leftists can see it.

"Then that don't want to be called a cult."

What?

#29 | Posted by willowby at 2020-08-06 10:46 PM | Reply

"I've seen him in plenty of unscripted settings do well. Joe, rarely if ever."

What a bald-faced liar you've become. And for what? A moron who can't even be truthful about risks to children.

"no "screeching""

Sorry, dumbasssss, but if you bleat about Joe as a deflection every time, you're screeching.

#30 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-08-06 10:56 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I think a 30 second ad of Joe sipping a glass of water with one hand while saying Yosemite over and over again would be the "morning in America" moment.
Lincoln Project.... calling Lincoln Project on line 1.
#26 | POSTED BY BOCAINK AT 2020-08-06 09:23 PM

"Excellent", Schmidt would giggle maniacally. So pragmatic, intelligent and funny, you cleverly dialed right in on Trumps weakness to water.

#31 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2020-08-07 12:28 AM | Reply

The only screeching around here, idiot, is you screeching about Trump anytime something negative about Biden is posted. Can't handle the fact your boy will be incoherent in a couple of months, so it's always "Trump blah blah blah". Poor Joe. He's going down at warp speed. He can't help it. You OTOH are just being willfully Stupid.

#32 | Posted by willowby at 2020-08-07 12:30 AM | Reply

Had any Republican said this they'd have been lambasted by the media. Ditto for Biden's comment about "unlike the black community, the Latino community is diverse...."

This country's news media is a propaganda arm for the Democratic Party and Progressivism. "Pravda 2.0".

#33 | Posted by zetaleph at 2020-08-07 11:14 AM | Reply

^ LOL, apparently you never heard of the Washington Examiner, Fox News, NY Daily News OANN, AM talk radio, Newsmax, Epoch Times....
should I keep going???

#34 | Posted by e1g1 at 2020-08-07 12:44 PM | Reply

Big assumption that Biden can say Yosemite. I would not take that bet.

#35 | Posted by visitor_ at 2020-08-07 06:10 PM | Reply

"Big assumption that Biden can say Yosemite."

Luckily for Trump, that horse has left the barn.

#36 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-08-07 06:12 PM | Reply

I couldn't have digitally penetrated her, she was wearing pantyhose. I'm Joe Biden I approve this message.

Yeah Tony that works.

#37 | Posted by visitor_ at 2020-08-07 06:16 PM | Reply

I couldn't have digitally penetrated her, she was wearing pantyhose. I'm Joe Biden I approve this message.

Rookie, I've gotten to the second knuckle with pantyhose in the way!

-Donald Trump

#38 | Posted by leftcoastlawyer at 2020-08-07 07:24 PM | Reply

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