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Monday, August 10, 2020

Yesterday morning, on a bike ride--one of those physical activities I have yet to see the world's healthiest orange president do--Joe Biden was asked a question by Fox News' Peter Doocy: "Mr. Vice President, have you picked a running mate yet?" Biden, in response, answered "Yeah, I have." Doocy, believing he had a scoop, asked: "You have? Who is it?" Biden responded: "It's you," and continued to ride away.

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Biking while masked ... only ol Joe. LOL

#1 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-10 07:26 PM | Reply

Biking while masked ...

#1 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Has anyone ever seen Trump ride a bicycle?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2020-08-10 07:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Biking while masked ... only ol Joe. LOL

#1 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

LOLing at responsible leadership while your cult leader's failures kill thousands of people.

LOL.

#3 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-10 07:43 PM | Reply

There are number of things I won't believe Trump can do until I see him do them. Among these are: change a tire, fry an egg, and play a game of chess.

Anyone care to add?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2020-08-10 07:43 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Has anyone ever seen Trump ride a bicycle?

The last thing donald rode was Stormy Daniels.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-08-10 07:45 PM | Reply

The last thing donald rode was Stormy Daniels.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL

Wasn't she on top?

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2020-08-10 07:47 PM | Reply

Biden's proven you can exercise while wearing a mask, that he's able bodied, and that he's more than enough brains to punk fox!

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2020-08-10 07:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Photo op joe
No one is fooled. Well OK there are a few LOL

#8 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-10 07:51 PM | Reply

OMG! Now I have to see Trump on a bicycle being that witty! And the idiot Peter Doocy actually runs with "He's confirmed he's picked his VP." Good god! That has to be that other idiot Doocy's son.

#9 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-10 07:52 PM | Reply

>Biking while masked ... only ol Joe. LOL #1 | Posted by phesterOBoyle
Has anyone ever seen Trump ride a bicycle? #2 | Posted by Zed at 2020-08-10 07:33 PM

Would someone dragging around his puffy, distended, orange corpulence in a rickshaw count?

Notable that phester criticizes someone for exercising with a mask, as if that makes them somehow weak. Meanwhile, Trumpty-Dumpty probably breaks a sweat walking from his golf cart to tee off at his private clubs while he murders 160,000+ Americans with his criminal incompetence.

But yeah, please criticize Joe for exercising while wearing a mask phester. You and the other deplorables should definitely yuck this one up while you can. Once infected with the TrumpVirus, laughing might be a little more difficult.

#10 | Posted by censored at 2020-08-10 07:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

"change a tire, fry an egg, and play a game of chess."

Color the American flag. www.huffpost.com

#11 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-10 08:02 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Did you get your damn pictures yet? This mask is making my lips sweat. And I can't smell that kid over there.
~dazed and confused bitem

#12 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-10 08:11 PM | Reply

Good move for Joe.

Distinguishing himself from Trump.

Looking healthy......

#13 | Posted by eberly at 2020-08-10 08:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Ol' Uncle Fester. What an interesting hill to die on.

#14 | Posted by SunTzuMeow at 2020-08-10 08:33 PM | Reply

"change a tire, fry an egg, and play a game of chess."

This one should be easy for a PGA tour caliber golfer like Trump:

Play 18 holes of golf without using a golf cart.

#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-10 08:42 PM | Reply

Did you guys take them little back wheels off before the photo shoot?
Don't leave me, I don't know how to get home.
Is it this way? Maybe that little kid will hold my hand..

~dementia bitem

#16 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-10 08:53 PM | Reply

#16 - apparently the reality of that video is just too much for you. It destroys that silly post of yours.

#17 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-10 09:01 PM | Reply

...apparently the reality of that video is just too much for you.

Fear does strange things to people.

#18 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-08-10 09:04 PM | Reply

Keep talking, Phester. Makes you look really strong. You and Trump, so big and strong, such manly men, you don't need science.

Like this manly man, who refused to wear a mask, and caused a scene and had to be carried out of a store by his son, literally farting as he left, because he's too manly to be bothered by science.
twitter.com

#19 | Posted by cbob at 2020-08-10 09:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#19 - the "So good - to see you!" sign as his son picks up and carries him out is also a nice touch.

#20 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-10 09:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Time to queue the "trump walking down the ramp at west point" video... LMAO!

#22 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-11 07:16 AM | Reply

There are number of things I won't believe Trump can do until I see him do them. Among these are: change a tire, fry an egg, and play a game of chess.
Anyone care to add?

#4 | POSTED BY ZED

How about tell the truth or commit a selfless act?

#23 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2020-08-11 07:51 AM | Reply

How about criticize Putin and/or believe our intel over Putin's counter-reassurances?

#24 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2020-08-11 07:57 AM | Reply

The subject is how Biden competently and confidently rode a bike while wearing a mask, and at the same time handled a Fox "News" ambush idiot's question with a witty smack-down.

How's that for sticking with the subject?

#26 | Posted by YAV at 2020-08-11 08:48 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 5

Yav,
That's better than whining
Ya buttttt
Or What abouuuut.

#27 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-11 09:01 AM | Reply

". we already knew that is actually what you as a deplorable would want.
#28 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY"

I've had 4 years to learn what opponents want and say about the President.
Like the commercial says. ... .
You ain't seen nuttin honey.

#29 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-11 10:03 AM | Reply

You ain't seen nuttin honey.

#29 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

So you have been practicing to be a deplorable for 4 years?

Keep working on it.

I have seen worse.

#30 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-11 10:49 AM | Reply

Trump would need a golf cart for a round of putt-putt.

#31 | Posted by liquidcake at 2020-08-11 11:04 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Biden's proven you can exercise while wearing a mask, that he's able bodied, and that he's more than enough brains to punk fox!

#7 | POSTED BY TOR AT 2020-08-10 07:48 PM | FLAG:

And accidentally proving he can't even get the people he's exercising with to wear masks. Ouch.

#32 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2020-08-11 11:46 AM | Reply

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The side by side video of the "old man" in decline" who is exercising next to the "strong and bold leader" who can't walk down a ramp without someone there to make sure he doesn't fall is a sight to see.

#33 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2020-08-11 12:03 PM | Reply

Hey Fester, does Putin pay per post or word?

#34 | Posted by SunTzuMeow at 2020-08-11 12:14 PM | Reply

35

WTF? why are you such a ----?

#36 | Posted by eberly at 2020-08-11 12:29 PM | Reply

Spare us the faux outrage, okay Eberly?

It's too early for you to be drinking ln the job.

#37 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-11 12:32 PM | Reply

"You don't ever see me coming anywhere close to defending or justifying anything on the part of Trump"

Oops!

#38 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-11 12:38 PM | Reply

Photo op joe
No one is fooled. Well OK there are a few LOL

#8 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Trump's entire presidency is photo ops, so was his campaign.

If he cared about more than appearances he'd have worn a mask.

#39 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-11 12:38 PM | Reply

I've had 4 years to learn what opponents want and say about the President.
Like the commercial says. ... .
You ain't seen nuttin honey.

#29 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

You're right about that.

If you think you saw crime and corruption and destruction of the country in his FIRST term, just wait for his second.

#40 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-11 12:40 PM | Reply

Photo op joe
No one is fooled. Well OK there are a few LOL

#8 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

Righties and their incessant projection.

When Trump violated the right's of protesters in Lafayette Square for a photo op at a church, he clearly had no idea what the Bible was when he had one handed to him.

The look on his face was a clear "WTF is this" and he even held it up upside down!

Spare us the nonsense.

#41 | Posted by jpw at 2020-08-11 12:59 PM | Reply

Photo op joe
No one is fooled. Well OK there are a few LOL

#8 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

A planned Photo Op coordinated with Fox News?

Phester, you are the epitome of a Trumper: stupid enough to believe anything.

#42 | Posted by Sycophant at 2020-08-11 01:08 PM | Reply

You ain't seen nuttin honey.

#29 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

You're absolutly right, of course...I never see nuttin' because I'm usually inside when it happens. If you've been seeing nuttin', the answer might be in your hand.

#43 | Posted by john47 at 2020-08-11 01:21 PM | Reply

Anyone else see the photo of poor donnie trying to catch a baseball?

I wonder how they got a glove small enough for hims wittle teeny tiny hand to fit in.

#44 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2020-08-11 01:53 PM | Reply

Coming up with something that's actually funny off the cuff is something Trump is completely incapable of.

#45 | Posted by JOE at 2020-08-11 02:00 PM | Reply

"Trump's entire presidency is photo ops, so was his campaign.
If he cared about more than appearances he'd have worn a mask.
#39 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY"

Ya but ya butttt
How bout how bout.... Waa

#46 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-11 02:06 PM | Reply

Ya but ya butttt
How bout how bout.... Waa

#46 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Remember when trump told you he never paid stormy daniels?

Remember when he said his inauguration was the biggest in history?

Remember when he said he'd divest himself from his businesses and put america first?

Remember when he told you he'd hire all the best people?

Remember when he told you he'd release his taxes?

Remember when he said his campaign never talked to putin?

Remember when he said we didn't need to worry about North Korea any more?

Remember when he said mexico would pay for the wall?

Remember when he told you windmills cause cancer?

Remember when he told you he wouldn't cut medicare and social security?

Remember when he said tax cuts would pay for themselves?

Remember when he said he had a secret plan for better cheaper health care?

Remember when he told you covid would peak at 15 deaths?

Quick question - how long does it take a moron to learn he's being lied to?

#47 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-11 02:28 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Yes X 13 to avoid flooding

#48 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-11 03:58 PM | Reply

Yes X 13 to avoid flooding

#48 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Is that some insider joke on breitbart that no one in the real world understands?

#49 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-11 05:34 PM | Reply

Anyone care to add?

#4 | POSTED BY ZED AT 2020-08-10 07:43 PM | REPLY | NEWSWORTHY 2

- See his toes while standing up
- Stand in a rain storm without an umbrella
- Release his tax returns

#50 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2020-08-11 06:45 PM | Reply

"Is that some insider joke on breitbart that no one in the real world understands?
#49 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY"

Sorry I assumed you were sharp.
1. You asked 13 questions
2. I could have said yes 13 times
3. 13 yesses could be called flooding.
-----Ergo yes times 13 or yes X 13

#51 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-11 07:46 PM | Reply

You remember, you just don't care.
Got it.

#52 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-11 07:49 PM | Reply

Sorry I assumed you were sharp.
1. You asked 13 questions
2. I could have said yes 13 times
3. 13 yesses could be called flooding.
-----Ergo yes times 13 or yes X 13

#51 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

So how do you explain your undying loyalty to a man who lies to you all the time?
Is being that big of a chump worth it if he makes the people who you feel inferior to get upset>

#53 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-08-11 08:01 PM | Reply

Anyone see poor don grip that handrail for dear life with those little hands of his after the press conference yesterday?

He can barely walk.

It's great watching him wither.

#54 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2020-08-12 12:26 PM | Reply

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