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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Smash Mouth's proving they might still be All-Stars -- 2 decades after their biggest hit -- but based on their appearance at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally ... they're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

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If you want a motorcycle, wait a few months. There should be a bunch up for auction at estate sales.

#1 | Posted by TenMile at 2020-08-11 06:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 4 | Newsworthy 2

Pinheads.

#2 | Posted by Jaspar at 2020-08-11 06:51 PM | Reply

Bikers risk their lives to see Smash Mouth. 2020 is a strange one indeed.

#3 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2020-08-11 06:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 4 | Newsworthy 1

Smashmouth?

Really???

What happened to bikers - y'all used to be scary.

Now you listen to glorified yacht rock and put your lives on the line to do so.

Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper must be rolling over in their mansions...

#4 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-11 07:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"What happened to bikers - y'all used to be scary."

It ain't no joke, they'd like to
Buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in
Perfect harmony

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-11 07:50 PM | Reply

Wow. I just checked and their both dead.

I had no idea.

Well they must be rolling over in their graves.

RIP Wyatt & Billy

#6 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-11 07:50 PM | Reply

"anti-coronavirus remark"

Um, what would a pro-coronavirus remark look like?
How about "Just let it wash over us."

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2020-08-11 07:51 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Put your hands in the air if you love coronavirus!!!"

#8 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-11 07:52 PM | Reply

"Give it up for Covid-19 everybody!!!"

#9 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-11 07:52 PM | Reply

These are squids who ride crap bikes without helmets or pads.... think they are going to wear masks?

www.bikebandit.com

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2020-08-11 08:05 PM | Reply

Smash mouth has been a joke since 2000 and now they've made sure no one will ever see them again.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2020-08-11 08:08 PM | Reply

It won't be long before COVID returns the expletive-deleted word back to a lot of these fools in spades.

#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2020-08-11 08:11 PM | Reply

Did they do a cover of "Born to be Wild"? I'll wager the majority of the grandpa-bikers in the crowd don't know the lyrics to that one, never saw the movie, and have no clue about the larger premise of Easy Rider...

#13 | Posted by catdog at 2020-08-11 08:20 PM | Reply

I think I'd rather get covid than have to listen to Smash Mouth.

#14 | Posted by qcp at 2020-08-11 08:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Did they sing the wuhan flu song? That's a fun singalong.

"Obama, what we gonna do? Inject him with the Wuhan flu.

Hillary Clinton, what we gonna do? Lock her up like we used to do.

Fauci don't know his head from his ass. He must be smoking grass.

I ain't lying, it ain't no joke. Corona is a liberal hoax.

Dr. Fauci, what we gonna do? Inject him with the Wuhan flu.

WHO, what we gonna do? Chop 'em up like the Saudis do."

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-11 08:22 PM | Reply

I think I'd rather get covid than have to listen to Smash Mouth.
#14 | POSTED BY QCP

I wonder how their rendition of 'Hey now, you're an All Star' went over with that crowd.

If they were smart, they skipped that one.

Although, video footage of a mass of bikers rocking out to that song would be so laughably ironic.

#16 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2020-08-11 08:25 PM | Reply

I think I'd rather get covid than have to listen to Smash Mouth.

#14 | Posted by qcp

These morons are going to discover they got the best of both worlds ...

#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2020-08-11 08:43 PM | Reply

saw Smashmouth in SF and Vegas. Great live band. Fun times. It was even better when they were unknown and right on the cusp of All Star dropping.

fush you mang era...

People are done playing politicized bulloney virus. At some point everyone will revolt.

Look at how Russia, Russia, Russia clogged up the newscycle for 3 + years. what a nonsensical cluster.

Do you want to hear the funny part? The funny part is "they" already have the "next big story" planned after bulloney virus.

The news isn't even news anymore. Lucky for even a percentage of substance.

Kronkite rolling in his grave about now...

www.youtube.com

#18 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2020-08-12 02:26 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

Kronkite rolling in his grave about now...

Sounds like a Johnny Hart character...

#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-08-12 02:39 AM | Reply

- bulloney virus

At least we now know that the rumor that Auntie S is really Herman Cain isn't true.

Oh, wait, dead Herman was really just a crisis actor... never mind.

#20 | Posted by Corky at 2020-08-12 03:05 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

What happened to bikers - y'all used to be scary.

#4 | POSTED BY LOSTANGELES AT 2020-08-11 07:48 PM | FLAG:

1% are scary. Really it's less than 1%. More like 0.012%. There's not that many Hells Angels, Mongols, etc. If they all banded together it's less than 10,000 people out of 12 million motorcyclists.

That's a lot of middle class office workers riding around, and everybody loves the song from Shrek.

#21 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2020-08-12 08:13 AM | Reply

If you don't have a sawed-off mounted to the side of your Harley you're not a biker.

Just a motorcycle enthusiast.

#22 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-12 09:14 AM | Reply

I have a Harley. But I would never join a biker gang that would accept me. They would obviously be a bunch of idiots.

And all I know is that in about a month, if you want a gently used bike, there is likely to be a lot of used Harleys for sale. Cheap.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-12 11:08 AM | Reply

Yeah, it's all a "bulloney virus." The least you conspiracy kooks could do is give us credit for getting billions of people all over the world in on the hoax without our plans being leaked to Fox.

#24 | Posted by cbob at 2020-08-12 11:10 AM | Reply

Smash mouth? Meat Loaf? LOL
Where do they find these losers?

I'll take the Eagles or CCR or the Beatles or ZZTOP anytime.

#25 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-08-12 11:39 AM | Reply

ZZTop ain't headlining nothing.

They must be 75ish and actually worried about their safety and the safety of others.

#26 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2020-08-12 02:22 PM | Reply

ZZTop ain't headlining nothing.

Neither are the Beatles, what with half of them being dead.

#27 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-08-12 03:55 PM | Reply

ZZTop ain't headlining nothing.

Neither are the Beatles, what with half of them being dead.

#27 | POSTED BY REDIAL AT 2020-08-12 03:55 PM | REPLY |

And yet Paul, the one who was for years the subject of speculation about his supposed death, is still among the living.

CCR's John Fogerty is still around as well, and still rocking his ass off. Saw him last year at an outdoor festival. He and his band were incredible!

#28 | Posted by cbob at 2020-08-12 04:15 PM | Reply

Pinheads.

#2 | POSTED BY JASPAR

I was thinking you would have to be a needledick if you really want to F*** a virus.

#29 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-08-13 12:17 PM | Reply

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