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Monday, October 19, 2020

New Yorker writer Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended pending an investigation after reportedly exposing himself during a video teleconference between magazine staffers and WNYC radio staffers.



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You have to treat these video conferences as if they are real meetings. so I can only assume he was clothed with a shirt on, but sitting there naked from the waist down. Whatever. People are naked at home all the time, but you shouldnt be during official meetings. at least have on boxers. If he had on boxers, this wouldnt have been an issue. But sitting there beating off under the table during a meeting isnt a good look...I mean, why else would he be naked from the waist down during a zoom meeting?

#1 | Posted by boaz at 2020-10-19 05:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Jeffrey Tubeout.

#2 | Posted by censored at 2020-10-19 06:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 9

#2 - Ok, that's hilarious.
No two ways around it!

#3 | Posted by YAV at 2020-10-19 06:12 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Zoomin Toobin Tube Twist

#4 | Posted by bored at 2020-10-19 06:12 PM | Reply

Jeffrey Toobin dancin' around.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2020-10-19 06:54 PM | Reply

Toobin down the river.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2020-10-19 08:56 PM | Reply

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

Sounds like he was having a second "meeting"..

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2020-10-19 10:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The birth of a euphemism

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-10-20 12:53 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#2 That's gold Jerry. GOLD!

#9 | Posted by Nixon at 2020-10-20 07:25 AM | Reply

Well, at least he can still get an -------- at 60+ years old.

I say good on him.... But not into the camera. And during an official meeting..

How embarrassing.

#10 | Posted by boaz at 2020-10-20 08:28 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis.

Well, looks like he's caught.

I hope he's got at least 8 inches or it might really be embarrassing.

#11 | Posted by boaz at 2020-10-20 08:30 AM | Reply

What a ------!

#12 | Posted by horstngraben at 2020-10-20 11:05 AM | Reply


Obvious Drudgie award nominee and category favorite for Best One-liner

#13 | Posted by bocaink at 2020-10-20 11:24 AM | Reply

The birth of a euphemism

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-10-20 12:53 AM

Pulling a Toomin?


#14 | Posted by john47 at 2020-10-20 12:31 PM | Reply

Toominating. He's a Toominator.

#15 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2020-10-20 12:46 PM | Reply


Toobinating. He's a Toobinator.

#16 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2020-10-20 12:47 PM | Reply

Well, at least he can still get an -------- at 60+ years old.

#10 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2020-10-20 08:28 AM | REPLY | FLAG:EYE ROLL

Oh please... it was probably a store-bought little blue pill bone. Buuuuuuuuut I'm sure he's glad you think that... and I think it's awful human (and curious) of you to be so empathetic to a left-leaning hack...but alas we'll never know... must be a dude thing... a brotherhood of something or other.

#17 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-10-20 02:56 PM | Reply

Some people have to learn everything the hard way.

#18 | Posted by madscientist at 2020-10-20 03:05 PM | Reply

#18 Yeah. It took me 14 years to figure it out.

#19 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2020-10-20 04:10 PM | Reply

Oh, Toobin. Let him among us with a free hand cast the first stone.

#20 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2020-10-20 04:57 PM | Reply

meat your lawyer

#21 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2020-10-20 09:51 PM | Reply

The pics of the participants was priceless. Toobins a fat greasy slob with a Micropecker as well. Fitting for CNN

#23 | Posted by mutant at 2020-10-21 03:53 PM | Reply

Fitting for CNN

Fitting you'd include the size of one's genitalia as a measurement of knowledge.

#24 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2020-10-21 04:19 PM | Reply

I was thinking more of the greasy aspect, but we can go with your take RSTYB. It's all been debunked by the experts anyways, just like that laptop of Hunter's that is being preyed upon.

#25 | Posted by mutant at 2020-10-21 07:49 PM | Reply

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