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Saturday, October 24, 2020

Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish created in experimental breeding programmes have invaded a Belgian cemetery. Hundreds of the duplicating crustaceans, which can dig down to up to a metre and are always female, pose a deadly threat to local biodiversity after colonising a historic Antwerp graveyard. ... In 2018 scientists established the global marbled crayfish population was descended from a single female and didn't need males to reproduce. ... The crayfish has spread rapidly through Africa and Europe and has been compared to the tribbles, which are a fictional alien species in Star Trek that reproduces extremely quickly.



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Send in the French.

There won't be a mutants left after a month.

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2020-10-24 02:02 PM | Reply

And yall thought 2020 was bad?
"Mutant Zombie Crayfish."

#2 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2020-10-24 02:58 PM | Reply

And yall thought 2020 was bad?
"Mutant Zombie Crayfish."

#3 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2020-10-24 02:58 PM | Reply

Fast mouse speed.

#4 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2020-10-24 02:59 PM | Reply

Bad case of crabs.
I blame Trump
~the left

#5 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-10-24 03:39 PM | Reply

Hey teacher, leave us kids alone

#6 | Posted by mutant at 2020-10-24 08:23 PM | Reply

Nature will find a way. The future is all invasive species. Humanity is the ultimate invasive species. We even seek to invade other biospheres, like Mars etc. What makes Anyone think that is a good idea anyway?

Sounds like a potential disaster to me.

#7 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2020-10-24 10:32 PM | Reply

I dunno sounds like it's time to make a butter sauce

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-10-25 02:06 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Mutant Crayfish"

Great name for a band.

#9 | Posted by Danforth at 2020-10-25 02:37 AM | Reply

Collectively they pried open couple doors, jimmied the window?
Overpowered the night watchman?

#10 | Posted by Docman at 2020-10-25 08:12 AM | Reply

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