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Friday, November 06, 2020

As a hotly contested election highlights the United States's deep divisions, rural voters in liberal blue-state Oregon have approved a radical solution -- splitting off to join neighboring deep-red conservative Idaho.



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#1 | Posted by Zed at 2020-11-06 09:12 AM | Reply

Why are righties always trying to take their balls and go home?

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2020-11-06 09:27 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

They should just move. *snark

#3 | Posted by hamburglar at 2020-11-06 10:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Mustang is livid!

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2020-11-06 11:04 AM | Reply

---- your feelings.

#5 | Posted by bored at 2020-11-06 08:32 PM | Reply

Why don't they just move to Idaho? Much less paperwork.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2020-11-06 08:48 PM | Reply

No one is stopping them from practicing old-fashioned conservatism more at home. For example, they could dig a hole and have an outhouse and use corncobs, way out there in the country.

#7 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2020-11-06 08:52 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Why are righties always trying to take their balls and go home?"

What "balls"?

#8 | Posted by Angrydad at 2020-11-06 10:41 PM | Reply

Good luck with that (R)tards, Oregon citizens say you won't be missed.
Take lazy asses to dumbfukistan (see Idaho), you Hilljacks will fit right in.

#9 | Posted by a_monson at 2020-11-08 03:53 AM | Reply

I don't get it, what's so godawful about "Blue State Life"?

Slightly higher taxes and better education and infrastructure?

No lynching black people or gays?

Someone please ELI5, because I live in upstate NY which is pretty blue and I kind of like it.

#10 | Posted by billy_boy at 2020-11-08 09:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"In the United States, the differences between liberal and conservative... there's hatred there," said chief petitioner Mike McCarter, of the votes in Union and Jefferson counties.

"It's a definite clash between blue and red," he said.

Liberal grabs the Conservative ears from behind and gentle pulls them and says in cutesy doggy talk speak "who's the hater now, aw, you a hater? give me a kiss! Awwww, you a good boy, not a hater! Good boy!"

#11 | Posted by YAV at 2020-11-08 10:59 PM | Reply

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