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Tuesday, November 17, 2020

White House officials had expected Trump to visit his Florida resort, but the leader of the free world has been in a dour mood after losing the presidential race to Joe Biden.

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WINNING!!!! (For the rest of us.)

#1 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2020-11-17 11:58 PM | Reply

Rather than pardoning the White House turkey this year, he'll probably have it killed just to piss people off.

#2 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2020-11-18 12:10 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Is trump going to shoot himself on his last day?

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2020-11-18 12:12 AM | Reply

Of course that tub of ----- is going to act like a petulant child.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2020-11-18 12:13 AM | Reply

Is trump going to shoot himself on his last day?

#3 | Posted by Tor

I can't imagine how bad it'll smell when they burn the body in a ditch.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2020-11-18 12:14 AM | Reply

Re #3 - he doesn't have the guts to do it..

#6 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2020-11-18 12:21 AM | Reply

He's probably afraid they won't let him back in

#7 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2020-11-18 12:27 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 5

Ya know... I been saying for four years he was leaving in disgrace... but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine it would go this badly. I remember when the Orange golfbum in chief first moved into the White House and he called it a dump. thehill.com

The reason the republicl0wns aren't speaking out against him is that they are stuck in the realm of lying by omission because to tell the truth of what is happening in the White House right now is too humiliating and they are painted into a corner. They can't let our enemies know how bad Trumptibunker prez is losing it... and we are rudderless.

I'm predicting that in January the dart guns come out and we will extract him in a "medicated state" if we have to. Then we will discover that he had an emotional meltdown of nuclear proportions where he trashed the place breaking irreplaceable historical treasures before smearing poop on the walls and peeing on all the furniture for spite. Hence all those rose-scented candles to "calm the air"

I hope I'm wrong.

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2020-11-18 12:53 AM | Reply

"He's probably afraid they won't let him back in"

#7 | POSTED BY JOHNNY_HOTSAUCE

Acute paranoia sparks irrational fears ~ and sometimes even nightmares.

Trump would go bonkers in Florida, not knowing what was going on at the White House behind his back.


#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 01:55 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Does Trump think that as long as he stays in the White House he remains the president?

Is that the stage of denial he's at now?

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2020-11-18 02:14 AM | Reply

"Re #3 - he doesn't have the guts to do it.."

I don't know didn't his hero hitler find the guts to do it in the end?

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2020-11-18 02:32 AM | Reply

CLOWN

"Does Trump think that as long as he stays in the White House he remains the president? Is that the stage of denial he's at now?"

No, I think there's a lot more to it that that. Trump is a control freak who finds himself in an untenable position ~ one that he has no control over. Not in his wildest dreams did an egotist like Trump imagine that he'd lose this election. I think the shock has rocked him to the core and sent him into a childish rage. Years went into the planning and suddenly, poof, it all went up in smoke.

It would never occur to a narcissist like Trump that anything was his fault so now he's on a revenge kick. He's going to make life as miserable as he possibly can ~ especially for the guy whom he thinks stole his job and all his toys.

We've all known since the beginning that mentally, Trump was a petulant child. We knew that it was never about the country. It was always all about him.

We also knew that he'd burn the house down before he left. And we were right.


#12 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 03:03 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and the haters hate it.

#13 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2020-11-18 03:11 AM | Reply | Funny: 7

TOR

"I don't know didn't his hero hitler find the guts to do it in the end?"

Trump's not trapped in a bunker and facing capture by the enemy either.

He still has lots of lives and careers to ruin on his 'Twitter Campaign of Revenge' after he leaves office.

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 03:34 AM | Reply

Re: #13

Hahah!

#15 | Posted by hamburglar at 2020-11-18 04:21 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and the haters hate it.
#13 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE AT 2020-11-18 03:11 AM"

Good to see you're maintaining your sense of humor.

If anything the following would be more accurate:

Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and his supporters hate it.'

#16 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2020-11-18 04:44 AM | Reply

BTW, how does one cancel a holiday PLANT?

#17 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2020-11-18 06:00 AM | Reply

White House officials had expected Trump to visit his Florida resort, but the leader of the free world has been in a dour mood after losing the presidential race to Joe Biden.

Trump knows that his day of reckoning is at hand; that nothing can be done about it; that it is inevitable. All is years of schitting on people will be revealed and he will have to atone for it. After being revealed as a criminal and held to account, the Trump brand, no.., the Trump name will be reviled; even by many of his supporters who will eventually be too embarrassed to admit that they ever supported him. A whole lifetime of achievement will have been wasted. And ALL of the ill will flowing his way would have been earned.

Karma is a bitch.

#18 | Posted by FedUpWithPols at 2020-11-18 06:15 AM | Reply

Trump is hunkering down to make his to do lists: 1) who to fire and 2) who to pardon.

#19 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2020-11-18 07:25 AM | Reply

No way he stays in DC.
What's he going to do?
Catch up on some reading?
Quality family time?
Golf is all he has left.

#20 | Posted by Docman at 2020-11-18 07:36 AM | Reply

10 to 1 Melania isn't going to be decorating the Whitehouse for Christmas either.

#21 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2020-11-18 08:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Golf is all he has left"

#20 | POSTED BY DOCMAN

That's true ~ but for later.

Right now he's so paranoid, his greatest fear is there might be a secret plot against him ~ behind his back ~ when he's at his most vulnerable. ~ when enemies are everywhere ~ when he's not there to defend himself

(Gasp!) Perhaps even ~ the 25th Amendment ~

#22 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 08:14 AM | Reply

#13 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Look at that - phester is actually funny sometimes.

#23 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2020-11-18 08:27 AM | Reply

Trump is hunkering down to make his to do lists: 1) who to fire and 2) who to pardon.

#19 | POSTED BY GAL_TUESDAY

The Grinch is making his Grinchmas plans

He's making a list...
Checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.

And then put them all on Grinchmas ice.

#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-11-18 09:41 AM | Reply

The Grinch (with a heart that's two sizes too small!) will get even with every Who in Whoville. Yes. He will get even with them all!

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2020-11-18 09:44 AM | Reply

"Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and his supporters hate it.'"

Especially Herman Cain.

#26 | Posted by danni at 2020-11-18 09:54 AM | Reply

@#13 ... Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and the haters hate it. ...

You mistakenly conflate the end result with your apparent view of things.

Your analysis omits one huge hurdle... how many times has Pres Trump followed CDC guidelines? Indeed, he has typically flaunted them and mocked those who do follow the guidelines.


#27 | Posted by LampLighter at 2020-11-18 10:15 AM | Reply

It would be just awful if some Secret Service agent accidently left behind a few cyanide capsules next to the Adderall on their out to visit Mom for Thanksgiving.

Oopsie Daisy

#28 | Posted by bocaink at 2020-11-18 10:39 AM | Reply

And it would be even worse if another Secret Service Agent accidentally hid a secret speaker in one of the houseplants that repeatedly said "do it, do it, do it."

Tragic, but everybody makes boo boos.

#29 | Posted by bocaink at 2020-11-18 10:41 AM | Reply

# 13.... If you read between the lines, Phester (except when he is trolling) actually is reasonably funny.

#30 | Posted by Just_Joe at 2020-11-18 12:42 PM | Reply

Trump is following CDC travel guidelines and the haters hate it.

#13 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

How does hermain cain feel about it?

#31 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2020-11-18 12:47 PM | Reply

"Trump's not trapped in a bunker and facing capture by the enemy either."

The entire white house has become trump's bunker and every state has lawyers and LE waiting to imprison trump for his crimes which at this point may be against the entire human race.

#32 | Posted by Tor at 2020-11-18 04:50 PM | Reply

#33 and beyond,

He did say that Joe Biden, a devout Catholic, wants to kill God.

I don't know exactly the fine line between insanity and blasphemy, but makes God out to be pretty weak.

God might not like that.

God might find that F---- hilarious for all I know. I kind of lean toward the latter.

#33 | Posted by bocaink at 2020-11-18 05:02 PM | Reply

Trump's been looking very puffy lately, after his 5 day hiatus. Either his face has gained 20 pounds or his eyes are shrinking.

#34 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 06:00 PM | Reply

Twinpac- trumps been sobbing relentlessley

#35 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2020-11-18 06:04 PM | Reply

ALEX

I thought maybe his "cocktail" was wearing off ~ and he had to get a booster shot of steroids during those 5 days he disappeared.

#36 | Posted by Twinpac at 2020-11-18 06:23 PM | Reply

If he leaves, the keys won't work when he gets back.

#37 | Posted by Jaspar at 2020-11-18 11:30 PM | Reply

Same thoughts here too. He's afraid if he leaves the maids gonna change the locks. Either that or he ran outta SSA to follow him around. At last count there was 130 in quarantine with covid.
Maybe while he's sitting there doing nothing he will be a real man and spend some time with Barron. I'm sure that poor kid longs for a real father figure.

#38 | Posted by penguinhead at 2020-11-19 04:40 AM | Reply

"he might be so embarrassed he would have to leave the country"

Please let it be...

#39 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2020-11-19 01:45 PM | Reply

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