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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Trump campaign spokesperson Hogan Gidley wanted Fox News viewers to know on Monday that President Donald Trump does not feel "emasculated" by losing his beloved Twitter account, fawningly declaring the president the "most masculine person ever" to occupy the White House.

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Have the homoerotic aspects of last week's insurrection been fully analyzed?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2021-01-12 10:22 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Makes you wonder how many of his followers include him in their nightly fantasies.

#2 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-12 10:56 AM | Reply

A couple three questions...

Why would losing one's Twitter account make someone feel emasculated?

What is the significance of pronouncing Pres Trump as the most masculine man ever to occupy the White House?

Does that somehow make his disaster of an administration look any better?

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2021-01-12 10:56 AM | Reply

"Why would losing one's Twitter account make someone feel emasculated?"

The serotonin rush he gets from seeing all his likes and retweets is probably the only non-medicinal way he's able to... well, you know.

#4 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-12 11:06 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Interesting pathology of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Before the election, the fake medical report gushed he was the most physically fit president ever. In office, he frequently referred to himself as a genius and said publicly he knew more about foreign policy than the generals at the Pentagon. Now, this.
....
Oh, but then again, what was it that Stormy Daniels referred to him as? Ah, the moniker "tiny."
...
For those not paying attention, women call this "micropenis syndrome."
No wonder Trump loved large trucks and tanks. Classic Freudian Overcompensation.

#5 | Posted by e1g1 at 2021-01-12 11:33 AM | Reply

republicl0wns are such perverts.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-01-12 04:56 PM | Reply

Is it the 25 sexual assault allegations? Is that what makes Trump the most masculine?

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-01-12 04:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's that there cartoon fungus he keeps in his drawers that makes him a mayun.

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-01-12 05:37 PM | Reply

Just to pick an example, I'd love to see how "masculine" Trump would look after Teddy got through with him. What do you think TR would have made of a president so willing to send others into danger, but used bone spurs to get out of military service?

I'm guessing this person has never actually read anything about our former presidents.

#9 | Posted by StatsPlease at 2021-01-12 05:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Teddy Roosevelt would make Trump seem like a sissy.

#10 | Posted by danni at 2021-01-12 05:39 PM | Reply

Ulysses Grant is probably the most masculine president we've had.

Trump would b**** slap like RuPaul if anyone ever took a punch at him.

#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-12 05:51 PM | Reply

Teddy gave a 90 minute speech after being shot. I'm straining to think of a single thing Trump did that could even enter the same zip code as that kind of toughness.

#12 | Posted by StatsPlease at 2021-01-12 05:58 PM | Reply

Danni: hard to disagree with your nomination of TR.

JFK is also up there--having banged Marilyn Monroe, and all those other ladies, while on the job...

#13 | Posted by catdog at 2021-01-12 06:01 PM | Reply

Darn I was hoping to find a trump cult member on this thread willing to defend this argument.

Why are those guys so hard to find these days?

#14 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2021-01-12 06:05 PM | Reply

JFK is also up there--having banged Marilyn Monroe, and all those other ladies, while on the job...

#13 | Posted by catdog

And commanding a PT boat during WWII

#15 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-12 06:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

JFK? no way....I'll grant the military service though.

I don't think promiscuity is trait of masculinity.

I'd go with TR.

#16 | Posted by eberly at 2021-01-12 06:15 PM | Reply

Trump was so brave he made the valiant decision to keep his imaginary bone spurs out of the line of fire in Vietnam.

#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-12 06:16 PM | Reply

That fat, bloviating jackaxe masculine? There is NOTHING masculine about a cowardly, draft dodging, bulling insurrectionist who tried to destroy the United States of America. Go back under your rock Hoagy, your life is over.

#18 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2021-01-12 06:19 PM | Reply

JFC, Dotard has the most licked taint in history! Dear Leader wears a girdle, lifts in his shoes, and more makeup than a drag queen. He also uses more hair product than any five 16-year-olds I've ever met. He can't lift a tiny bottle of water to his mouth without using both hands, he's scared to death of ramps and steps (because of the lifts), and he's hung like a tiny mushroom. He used his daddy's connections to dodge the draft, and there is no suggestion that he has EVER done a hard or productive days work in his entire life. He is without a doubt the LEAST masculine person to ever occupy the WH. Lindsey Graham is more masculine than Mango Mussolini, and if you're not careful, he'll hit you with his purse! HRC is more masculine that Combover Quisling, she certainly has larger hands.

#19 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2021-01-12 06:28 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

trumper please!

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-01-12 06:35 PM | Reply

Theodore Roosevelt
Andrew Jackson
Ulysses S. Grant
Abraham Lincoln
Dwight D Eisenhower

Really I'm supposed to buy that Trump can even be considered in their ranks?

#21 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2021-01-12 06:46 PM | Reply

#19 | Posted by _Gunslinger

That was perfect. One more addition: imaginary bone spurs used to keep out of the service.

#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-12 06:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

----, Hillary Clinton has a bigger ---- than -------

#23 | Posted by truthhurts at 2021-01-12 07:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Most masculine?

Teddy Roosevelt has a bunch of nods. Tough guy. Killed one of every known animal. Spoke softly but always had a big stick to hit girls on the head with to drag back to his cave. (Just fooling around, I don't need someone correcting that.)

Grant got a mention. But he's more of a good general.

Eisenhower would probably fall into the same category as Grant. But. I know more about Eisenhower. He made some great speeches, tried to warn Americans about the present America finds itself in, and I doubt he took shht from anyone.

JFK and Bill Clinton were playboys. It is masculine. But not a rugged, Teddy Roosevelt or Eisenhower kind of masculinity. I feel like a good back hand slap would have shut them up mid sentence.

George W was just a regular dude you'd poke fun of and drink a beer with. Maybe a few lines. If he's still into that kinda thing.

In my opinion. Obama was a very suave, masculine man. Epitome of cool and intelligent. Athletic. A good singer and dancer. A good father and husband. Kind. Happy. Caring. Funny.

Trump is a buffoon. At best he's an entertainer. At worst he's a traitor to the nation who gained personally at the expense of the rest of us. A wannabe dictator with grand aspirations for his legacy. The man who tried to become the king of America. In reality he's a selfish spoiled brat of an adult. He's a fat old man covered in orange spray, rocking the worlds most elaborate combover. He's an embarrassment to the nation. The last word that comes to mind when I picture Donnie doll hands, is "masculine."

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-01-12 07:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Trump is the most masculine man to hold the White House?

What an idiot.

How did so many idiots get magnetized into power in Trump's Empire?

#25 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-01-12 08:17 PM | Reply

"Teddy gave a 90 minute speech after being shot. I'm straining to think of a single thing Trump did that could even enter the same zip code as that kind of toughness."

Exactly! Trump would be begging for his Mommy.

#26 | Posted by danni at 2021-01-13 08:12 AM | Reply

Trump is a buffoon. At best he's an entertainer.

#24 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK AT 2021-01-12 07:04 PM | REPLY | FLAG:MMHHMMM

He's your typical trust fund golf bum is what he is. I used to live on the Monterey Penninsula outside the Pebble Beach gate... not uncommon among the 1%ers I met of that generation.

#27 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-01-13 08:43 AM | Reply

Anyone named Hogan Gidley is not who I'd turn to for discussions about masculinity. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

#28 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-01-13 12:28 PM | Reply

Trump is masculine to the overcompensators - the kind of guys who insist on massive SUVs or pickups, think it's wrong for males to show emotion, fight equal rights for women, throw homophobic insults at gay people, carry big guns around, and abuse women.

#29 | Posted by cbob at 2021-01-13 01:00 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

You really should get out more.

#30 | Posted by fresno500 at 2021-01-13 06:17 PM | Reply

"Bravely bold Sir Donald
Rode forth from Flory Duh.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Donald.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donald.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Donald.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis..."

#31 | Posted by contrecoup at 2021-01-13 08:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

mushroomed?

#32 | Posted by Corky at 2021-01-13 08:23 PM | Reply

Bush Senior flew off a carrier during WWII earning a Distinguished Flying Cross.
Grant demonstrated bravery etc. as a Junior Officer during the Mexican Incursion.
Carter had some harrowing peacetime experiences in the Navy.
The list of presidents more masculine might be as high as 44? Might be easier to come up with someone less masculine. Taft?

#33 | Posted by mattm at 2021-01-13 08:53 PM | Reply

#31, that movie should have got an Oscar!

#34 | Posted by mattm at 2021-01-13 08:54 PM | Reply

Carter had some harrowing peacetime experiences in the Navy.
Definitely. Submarines is no slouch job at any rank. Living and working around the clock in an environment actively trying to crush or kill you in various ways.

To add to the list: JFK, Theodore Roosevelt.
Bush Sr has a wild combat story from his time as a young aviator:
www.history.com

#35 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2021-01-13 09:05 PM | Reply

Might be easier to come up with someone less masculine. Taft?
#33 | POSTED BY MATTM

Maybe James Buchanan.

#36 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2021-01-13 09:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It was hard to understand what Hogan was saying. She had Trump's little ------ in her mouth.

#37 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2021-01-14 12:18 AM | Reply

Jimmy Carter is a farmer who builds houses with his bare hands.
I saw a picture of a guitar that he built using wood from a tree he had planted.
Trump can barely make a bowel movement.

#38 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2021-01-14 09:28 AM | Reply

There are drag queens more masculine than Donald Trump and I mean when they're performing.

#39 | Posted by Tor at 2021-01-14 11:24 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

FDR didn't let being wheelchair-bound kill his political aspirations in the 1920s and worked himself to death trying to help other people.

That right there is masculinity.

Then again all the things so far written about Teddy Roosevelt are true and none so far have thought to point out that his wife and mother died the same day in the same house and The Experience not only didn't kill him TR was back to normal a year later.

#40 | Posted by Tor at 2021-01-14 11:28 AM | Reply

Most masculine president is going to be like picking best quarterback ever. We can argue forever but all would agree Christian Ponder (Trump) is not in the conversation.

#41 | Posted by mattm at 2021-01-14 01:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

George Washington. Without question or hesitation.

#42 | Posted by ABH at 2021-01-14 02:09 PM | Reply

Most masculine president is going to be like picking best quarterback ever. We can argue forever but all would agree Christian Ponder (Trump) is not in the conversation.

#41 | Posted by mattm

Everyone with a brain. But trump's brainless cult literally reveres him as a deity. There is nothing he can do to shake their religious faith in him.

#43 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2021-01-14 02:42 PM | Reply

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