Trump Wants a Military Parade as He Leaves Office

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Trump has already indicated that he will NOT be attending the inauguration next Wednesday, and that he will probably be flying to Florida that morning. Now it's being reported that he's asking for a military escort to the airport, complete with a marching band and a 21-gun salute.

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Now it's being reported that he's (Trump) asking for a military escort to the airport, complete with a marching band and a 21-gun salute.

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Prepping that old insanity defense.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2021-01-15 03:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I'll give Lewzer credit for one thing... he never actually started wearing some kind of fake military looking costume.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-15 04:09 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

If he's one of the rounds fired then I'm all for it. I'd even stand up and salute.

#3 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-15 04:11 PM | Reply

Sure.

Why doesn't he just burn through more tax dollars on his way out.

The fat fkkk has been the most expensive president in history.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-01-15 04:22 PM | Reply

he never actually started wearing some kind of fake military looking costume.

They don't normally make them in the quadruple fat fkkk's size.

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-01-15 04:24 PM | Reply

Why doesn't he just ask his MAGAts to put on a parade for him? They have enough guns to give a 21-gun salute with 21 different guns.

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-01-15 04:32 PM | Reply

They should drop thier slacks and drawers at port arms, turn around, and moon him.

#7 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-01-15 06:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

He should be on the no-fly list

#8 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-15 08:14 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

I'm cool with a giant fireworks display to celebrate his fat ass leaving.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2021-01-15 09:58 PM | Reply

He had his para military parade last week.

Trump's cult loves to brag that he didn't start any foreign wars, as if that's a difficult achievement, while ignoring that he ignited a CIVIL WAR, which is far worse than a foreign one.

#10 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2021-01-16 04:49 PM | Reply

"Trump's cult loves to brag that he didn't start any foreign wars"

Remember that raid he ordered, over the objections of his generals, in the first week of his Presidency?
Well, the raid was a failure, and the PR boost and the glory Trump was hoping for never materialized.

That one soldier's death might well have saved many others.
His name was Ryan Owens.
www.nbcnews.com

#11 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-01-16 04:59 PM | Reply

"Trump's cult loves to brag that he didn't start any foreign wars"

Putin wouldn't let him.

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-01-16 05:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Twice impeached nightmare loser deserves nothing but a quick ride to his plane and a shove out the door at Mar a Lago.
Not even enough class to go to Joe Biden's inauguration, but he thinks he has earned a big send off. There should be a 21 door salute with everyone slapping his voluminous posterior on the way out.

#13 | Posted by randomcanyon at 2021-01-16 05:39 PM | Reply

I got your parade, right here:
www.youtube.com

#14 | Posted by LesWit at 2021-01-16 06:28 PM | Reply

I'd be happy with a frog march.

#15 | Posted by chuffy at 2021-01-16 06:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I'd be happy with a frog march.
#15 | POSTED BY CHUFFY AT 2021-01-16 06:30 PM

Add YMCA and you get the Covid conga.

#16 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2021-01-16 06:46 PM | Reply

Solute him with a pistol-whip on the back of the left ear, and put boot up his ass on his was into the damned plane

#17 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-16 06:59 PM | Reply

Solute? Salute

#18 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-16 07:00 PM | Reply

On his was? On his way.

Hello, coffee

#19 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-16 07:06 PM | Reply

We normally don't throw parades for losers.

Trump lost the house.
Trump lost the senate.
Trump lost the presidency.
Trump lost the popular vote, twice.

So much losing!

#20 | Posted by a_monson at 2021-01-16 09:26 PM | Reply

We normally don't throw parades for losers.

The question is can Lewzer throw a parade for himself?

#21 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-16 09:32 PM | Reply

I don't think it's a parade he wants . . . it's more like the military band playing Hair To The Chief as Trump walks down the red carpet to board Air Force One

#22 | Posted by Twinpac at 2021-01-17 04:24 AM | Reply

So much for his elevated status...

#23 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2021-01-17 06:48 AM | Reply

I'd be happy with a frog march.

#15 | POSTED BY CHUFFY

I'd be happy to provide a swift kick in the arse to get him moving.

#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-01-17 08:57 AM | Reply

You don't get a military parade if you didn't even bother to invade somebody.

#25 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2021-01-17 09:54 AM | Reply

If I was a treasonous insurrectionist like Trump I'd avoid the 21 gun salute. Would look a little too much like a firing squad for my comfort.

#26 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2021-01-17 11:09 AM | Reply

suuuuure he should be surrounded by the military as he is frog-marched to some high-security undisclosed location for his "own protection".

#27 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-01-17 11:42 AM | Reply

This whole charade of a parting celebration ~ red carpet, 21-gun salute, military band, adoring crowd, Air Force One, blah, blah, blah ~ is all for photo ops and part of Trump's delusions.

In all seriousness, I think Trump is so deluded he doesn't know he's not the President any more.

#28 | Posted by Twinpac at 2021-01-17 12:54 PM | Reply

#28 Trump is unable to acknowledge he lost the election.

And from what I can tell, most GOP voters have the same disability.

And the ones who are able? They have neither the capacity nor the desire to explain it to the dumb ones.

The inmates have taken over the GOP Asylum.

#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-01-17 02:05 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Give Lewzer a month and he'll deny he ever was president.

#30 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-17 02:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Okay, let him have a military band sendoff, well, just the slide trombones playing womp womp as he waddles away.

#31 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2021-01-17 03:06 PM | Reply

Not gonna happen.
Trump will be given a Metro pass to BWI where he can get a ride in a lounge' seat on Southwest flight to Orlando where he can hold a rally with his supporters while changing planes to PBM. Only one free checked bag...

#32 | Posted by catdog at 2021-01-17 03:19 PM | Reply

Trump will be given a Metro pass to BWI where he can get a ride in a lounge' seat on Southwest flight to Orlando where he can hold a rally with his supporters while changing planes to PBM. Only one free checked bag...

Not going to happen. The reason he's leaving before the inauguration is because he will still be president and can take Marine 1 and AF-1 to go to his new lair.

#33 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-17 03:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Pentagon confirms it will not hold traditional farewell ceremony for Trump

www.rawstory.com

#34 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-17 03:47 PM | Reply

Give him a gay pride parade instead.

#35 | Posted by PussyFort at 2021-01-17 05:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

He who eats with the most pleasure, requires the least amount of sauce. And the sweetest of sounds is praise.

--Xenophon

#36 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-01-18 06:36 AM | Reply

Prefer a 21-gun military firing squad for the genecidal maniac. 400,000 primarily those of color now victims. "It's not killing our people," became policy.

#37 | Posted by getoffmedz at 2021-01-18 11:06 AM | Reply

#33 - AF1 KAMAKAZE INAUGURATION TRUMPIST FULL STOP

#38 | Posted by getoffmedz at 2021-01-18 11:16 AM | Reply

I think he should have to walk a parade route of onlookers wielding rotten vegetables.

#39 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2021-01-18 11:25 AM | Reply