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Friday, January 15, 2021

Audrey Ann Southard spent years helping kids find their creative voices and strengthening her own. The Spring Hill vocal coach and piano teacher sang like an angel when she posted videos of herself crooning Norah Jones' Don't Know Why or belting out Memory from Cats, and when she went to Sicily in 2012 for an international music competition, she won. That led to a showcase on a stage inside New York's Carnegie Hall. More recently, Southard used her powerful soprano to scream at police officers that they should "tell f--king Pelosi we're coming for her! F--king traitorous c--ts, we're coming! We're coming for all of you!" She was part of the mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

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Those violent ------- piano teachers!! Round 'em up!

#1 | Posted by moder8 at 2021-01-15 09:47 PM | Reply

What is wrong with those people? Don't they know what the hoods were for in the first place? Anonymity.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-15 09:53 PM | Reply

Ah. Florida Woman. Makes more sense.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-15 10:00 PM | Reply

tell her that orange jumpsuits are slimming...

#4 | Posted by catdog at 2021-01-15 10:14 PM | Reply

This link doesn't seem to require a subscription: www.ibtimes.sg

And has this charming description of Southard's actions:

An officer then says something inaudible to Southard in the video to which, she replies, "For my son!" However, things soon change after one protester tells the mob that the police might let them demonstrate if they agree to be peaceful. Southard, holding the wooden pole attached to an American flag flat against an officer's torso, suddenly gets aggressive and yells: "Bulls**t! They're going to feel us!"

"We're pushing through. Boys, ready to go again?" she yells at the crowd in since-deleted YouTube footage

Reading this I just shake my head. What the hell is going on with these people?

#5 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-15 10:16 PM | Reply

Reading this I just shake my head.

Me too. Who knew Gracie could sing?

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-15 10:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Unconfirmed reports are she ran around encouraging insurrectionists yelling "B#!!! B#!!"

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-15 10:41 PM | Reply

Piano wire can be dangerous

#8 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-15 10:55 PM | Reply

Piano wire can be dangerous

#8 | Posted by hamburglar

"Not if you put wooden handles on the ends before using it"

Mob 'torpedo' Big Gus Alevizos

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-15 11:19 PM | Reply

(# is the symbol for a sharp in music)

#10 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-01-15 11:26 PM | Reply

So she's not so #?

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-01-16 12:02 AM | Reply

She's probably b on her back, now in a holding cell.

#12 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-01-16 08:57 AM | Reply

She was intent on causing treble.

#13 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-16 08:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Lol, dorks.

I wonder what she'll bass her defense on in court? I hope they can add more counts, for good measure. Looking forward to seeing her behind bars.

#14 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-16 09:32 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

Hagbard's score for the win!

#15 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-16 09:37 AM | Reply

Is she under a rest, yet?

#16 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-16 09:40 AM | Reply

I've got more but I'll give it a rest.

#17 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-16 09:45 AM | Reply

She's tone deaf. Not a note of intelligence and clearly strikes a wrong chord with her views. She's not sound, makes weird movements and is out of tune with the real world. A grand idiot, with dementia accelerando.

#18 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2021-01-16 10:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Mic drop.

#19 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-16 10:09 AM | Reply

Rcade
I think AU should be banned for inciting punsters.

#20 | Posted by bruceaz at 2021-01-16 10:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

"I think AU should be banned for inciting punsters."

I think he should be banned for explaining his punchline at #10. But I'm sure it was... accidental.

#21 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2021-01-16 10:29 AM | Reply

I agree HC, explaining B#.
We're not idiots, we can C.

#22 | Posted by bruceaz at 2021-01-16 10:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I can tell my parents now that the 1 year of piano torture class actually paid off.

#23 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2021-01-16 10:41 AM | Reply

This thread is retarded.

#24 | Posted by horstngraben at 2021-01-16 11:51 AM | Reply

poco ritardando

#25 | Posted by hamburglar at 2021-01-16 01:17 PM | Reply

Presto!

#26 | Posted by YAV at 2021-01-16 02:16 PM | Reply

Looking forward to seeing her behind bars.

#14 | POSTED BY HAGBARD_CELINE

Excellent. Federal prisons need more culture. She can give piano lessons in prison for free and help teach them prisoners some harmony.

Always look on the bright side of life. Doot Dooty Do!

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

And

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And

Always look on the bright side of life
(Come on)
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
And just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ----
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
(C'mon Brian, cheer up)
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

#27 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-01-16 09:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This is what happens when one is born with a clef palate. Always in treble since her youth, Audrey gave staff and faculty alike cause to brave themselves for her presence, a tremolo of actions that became the first act in the aria of her life. It was not accidental that she was a key player...not minor!...in the January riots, because the scale of the attacks accented the crescendo of Trump's assault on the truth. The chorus of "Stop the Steal!" became a deadly duet in which both Audrey and Trump would be cast down in the coda of the presidency.

#28 | Posted by e1g1 at 2021-01-17 05:45 PM | Reply

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