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Friday, April 23, 2021

A 71-year-old woman riding with her daughter on Florida's Interstate 95 suffered a gashed forehead Wednesday when a turtle smashed through the windshield of their car, striking her, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reports.

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What the hell was McConnell doing in FLA?

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-04-22 12:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

What color mask was it wearing?

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-04-22 06:44 PM | Reply

What the...?

Flying turtles?

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-04-23 07:38 AM | Reply

That is unusual in South Florida. She was lucky. Usually it's an alligator crossing on I-95.

#4 | Posted by Twinpac at 2021-04-23 08:26 AM | Reply

What the Shell was McConnell doing in FLA?

#1 | POSTED BY NIXON

Ftfy

#5 | Posted by kudzu at 2021-04-23 08:53 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Heroes in a half shell?

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-04-23 09:28 AM | Reply

Good eeeevniiinnnggg... I feel an Alfred Hitchcock moment coming on.

#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-04-23 10:31 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#4

Add I-95 "Caution: Flying Turtles" signage to alligator crossing notices. That and the usual crop of drivers make any excursion onto that long suicide stretch memorable.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2021-04-23 10:35 AM | Reply

Gamera is not amused.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-04-23 12:15 PM | Reply

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