Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Thursday, May 06, 2021

For a while now, the Central Intelligence Agency has been rolling out a rebrand to attract diverse operatives with roots in countries they've terrorized with coups, rigged elections, death squads, and assasination plots.



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"Last week, the CIA opened up the next phase of that rebrand with a glitzy advertisement celebrating the intersecting identities of an agent of color. "I am a woman of color. I am a mom. I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder." The agent tells us that she's "intersectional"; to her credit, being the "daughter of immigrants" and rejecting "misguided patriarchal ideas" while working for an agency that has terrorized countries in the name of imperialism justified as benevolent paternalism is intersectional in a sense, just not in the way the spy agency means."

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-05-06 01:17 AM | Reply

Hey, gotta check all the boxes..

#2 | Posted by boaz at 2021-05-06 08:26 AM | Reply

I'm going to receive some flak for this, but, when I worked with about 25 women in a lab, I heard the same story over and over: "I wish them feminist bitches in the '60s would've kept their traps shut. I'd do anything to be home taking care of my kids instead of being up at this ------------."

I was actually shocked. The worm had definitely turned.

#3 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-05-06 07:04 PM | Reply

Well somebody doesn't like the CIA.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-05-06 08:30 PM | Reply

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