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Saturday, May 08, 2021

A former friend of Ivanka Trump clearly recalls Ivanka Trump had no problem farting loudly and blaming others. She recalls ivanka's unimportant old man creeping on high school girls.


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Why bring this up now? I don't remember it being brought up months ago and Ivanka will try to run for president someday.


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"Ivanka Trump had no problem farting loudly and blaming others."

Stories like this do a great job explaining Trump's appeal to the common man.

Given two candidates with equal political credentials, Republicans would vote for the one who brags about giving his wife the Dutch Oven.

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-05-08 06:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Given how Trump Republicans act I wouldn't mind giving them a dutch oven.

#2 | Posted by Tor at 2021-05-08 06:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Dotard spent a good chunk of his time at the Helsinki Summit farting out Putin's DNA.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2021-05-08 09:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I needed a laugh today. I wonder if Ivanka's flatulence really is rainbows and buttercups.

Probably not. Methane, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, putrescine, cadaverine, and carbon dioxide more likely.

#4 | Posted by madscientist at 2021-05-09 05:47 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Methane, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, putrescine, cadaverine, and carbon dioxide more likely.

Lovingly filtered by expensive Chinese made underwear.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2021-05-09 05:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

rainbows and buttercups?

She's not Pamala Anderson.

She's more like Lou Anderson with plastic surgery.

#6 | Posted by Tor at 2021-05-10 05:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

She's the spawn of a shart, so...

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-05-10 07:20 PM | Reply

I thought this thread was gonna be about global warming.

#8 | Posted by sentinel at 2021-05-10 08:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I just gave 4 funny flags, might have been 5 but what is a 'dutch oven?'

#9 | Posted by mattm at 2021-05-10 10:22 PM | Reply

OK, now 5, thanks urban dictionary!

#10 | Posted by mattm at 2021-05-10 10:23 PM | Reply

It's when you fart under the covers to gas out your lover.

#11 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2021-05-10 10:31 PM | Reply

Apparently why Ethel Merman left Ernest Borgnine.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-05-11 10:35 AM | Reply

This childish topic compelled me to Google Trump and farting and behold he's known to fart in public as well.

What immature weirdo even posted this article?... Oh right...

#13 | Posted by Tor at 2021-05-11 02:42 PM | Reply

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