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Wednesday, June 09, 2021

A doctor warned that vaccinated people might be magnetized and pose a health risk to unvaccinated people around them.



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I have now heard this numerous times for different sources. So it must be true

- - jakewillowsentinelliotchisnboyleberly

#1 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2021-06-09 03:28 PM | Reply

Say for a moment this is true and getting the vaccine can leave people magnetized.

Not getting it can leave people dead.

#2 | Posted by Tor at 2021-06-09 03:42 PM | Reply

Better dead than magnetized.

#3 | Posted by bored at 2021-06-09 04:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

So they have time for hearings about magnetizing vaccines, but not for Trumptreason?

#4 | Posted by bored at 2021-06-09 04:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time an experimental made me levitate. There could be something to this....

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-06-09 07:39 PM | Reply

I hear that many men who have been vaccinated in the California bay area find themselves mysteriously attracted to poles. This may be magnetic polar attraction or be due to a sort of animal magnetism when confronted with tight fitting trousers or it could suggest that they are either latently bipolar or homopolar.

#6 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2021-06-09 11:50 PM | Reply

Not magnatised, however the GPS chip that came with my vaccine is great. Just say a destination and off I go.

#7 | Posted by SLBronkowitz at 2021-06-10 07:09 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Why isnt anybody talking about the fact that most keys are made of brass or nickel/silver non of which is magnetic. And most utensils are made of some type of stainless steel which depending on the alloy may or may not be magnetic.

#8 | Posted by hamsterpants at 2021-06-10 08:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Vaxxed to the max.

#9 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2021-06-10 08:32 AM | Reply

At least I can now, post-vaccination, point my nose north with an astounding degree of confidence in the accuracy of my direction-finding powers.

#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2021-06-10 08:53 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

#8 | Posted by hamsterpants

Why is nobody talking about how stupid this is regardless of what the items are made of? They are - tongue in cheek.

I mean if you are above the age of 12, you have to be a bit mentally soft to believe a nutter like this.

#11 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2021-06-10 09:50 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Might not a more accurate headline be something on the line of:

" A 'Doctor' stupidly told ...."

"falsely" understates and glosses over the stupidity of the teller and the believers.

#12 | Posted by lduvall at 2021-06-10 11:51 AM | Reply

I mean if you are above the age of 12, you have to be a bit mentally soft to believe a nutter like this.


That's chronological age, you need to consider mental age. To paraphrase George Carlin, remember how stupid the average anti-vaxxer is, and then consider half are even dumber than that.

#13 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2021-06-10 12:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If the key doesn't stick, you must convict the speaker of stupidity:

#14 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2021-06-10 01:09 PM | Reply

#13 | Posted by El_Buscador

That's a good one... I was considering it in "mentally soft". Back when I was a kid, we just called it "retarded" but that isn't acceptable today.

#15 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2021-06-10 01:13 PM | Reply

"retarded" but that isn't acceptable today.


I think an exception can be made when you are referring to the antivax crowd. There is some sort of mental disability here, developmental or cultivated.

#16 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2021-06-10 01:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I've had a magnetic personality long before the Covid.

#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-06-10 03:04 PM | Reply

More pseudoscience from the Right?

lol. idiots. morons...
-----------... ;D

#18 | Posted by earthmuse at 2021-06-11 08:28 AM | Reply

Someone posted this awhile ago (?):

Two anti-vaxxers are killed in a car crash. (insert conspiracy)

Standing in front of God, one of them asks, "God, is it true they're injecting microchips with the COVID vaccines?"

God replies, with a chuckle, "Absolutely not"

The guy's friend leans over and whispers, "MAN, This thing goes a lot higher up than we thought!"

#19 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-06-11 02:29 PM | Reply

What's ironic about this doctor is her name: Dr. Sherri Tenpenny

A guy I knew for 25 years died of COVID after blathering on Facebook for weeks that it was a 'hoax to bring down Trump,' and 'I'm not wearing a god**** mask!' We'd been friendly, but I always threw facts in his face whenever politics came up ... Like how Bush & GOP Congress doubled the budget and national debt and left us with $1.4 Trillion in annual deficits.

He died of COVID after 5 weeks on a ventilator

His name? Tony Tenpenny

Ex-Nashville council member, a coronavirus skeptic, dies ...

#20 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2021-06-11 04:45 PM | Reply

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