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Sunday, July 18, 2021

Donald Trump told journalists that he believed he could beat George Washington and Abraham Lincoln in an election.



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Trump Christ, Father of the Nation and Inventor of the Wheel.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2021-07-18 08:36 PM | Reply

That high heel wearing, diapered, pants on backwards, two handed water drinker, slipping on ramp New York mook couldn't beat Joe Biden.

#2 | Posted by Docman at 2021-07-18 10:09 PM | Reply

George Washington couldn't wear toilet paper on his shoe.

#3 | Posted by LesWit at 2021-07-18 10:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The morbidly obese bunker bitch got curb-stomped by 7 million votes by a guy who campaigned from his basement. lol

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2021-07-18 10:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"Everybody is gonna miss my ridiculous hyperbole with a thin veneer of toughness when I'm dead."

-That one Orange guy...

#5 | Posted by LostAngeles at 2021-07-18 11:18 PM | Reply

Trump will be claiming he's better than Jesus before Christmas.

Is there a company makes pitchforks and torches because I'd like to invest in them now.

#6 | Posted by Tor at 2021-07-19 12:34 AM | Reply

He's old enough.

#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-07-19 06:15 AM | Reply

#2 lol...

Trump couldn't beat a rug right now.

Unless that rug was an Evangelical Christian Talibaptist Rug...

#8 | Posted by earthmuse at 2021-07-19 06:58 AM | Reply

What a pathetic loser, catering to moronic hillbillies and begging them for money.

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2021-07-19 07:06 AM | Reply

Well George is dead so.....

George Washington couldn't wear toilet paper on his shoe.

#3 | Posted by LesWit at 2021-07-18 10:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

Or stare into an eclipse without protective goggles.

#10 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-07-19 07:20 AM | Reply

Donald Trump is a legend in his own mind, such as it is.

#11 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2021-07-19 07:37 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Let's see if Trump can beat Ron DeSantis in a primary, assuming Trump runs (doubtful) and the GOP lets someone run against him.

#12 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2021-07-19 07:39 AM | Reply

HA! He couldn't even beat Joe f'n Biden.

#13 | Posted by qcp at 2021-07-19 08:57 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He could beat George Washington or Abraham Lincoln but lost in a landslide to Joe Biden.

#14 | Posted by danni at 2021-07-19 09:08 AM | Reply

I just wish someone would beat trump-severely!

#15 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2021-07-19 10:42 AM | Reply

Trump really is working that 39% who like him.... too bad 61% think he's a national embarrassment.
I doubt Trump could beat Carter at this point.

#16 | Posted by 503jc69 at 2021-07-19 10:45 AM | Reply

@#16 ... Trump really is working that 39% who like him.... too bad 61% think he's a national embarrassment. ...

Recent polling...

Trump Favorability Ratings


RCP Average 5/18 - 7/13

Favorable: 42.5
Unfavorable: 52.8


#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2021-07-19 11:07 AM | Reply

Stop paying so much attention to this fkkking loser.

His only power comes from the fact that still, 7 month after the election, so many people are obsessed with him.

Hanging on his every word.

Lots of people says stupid shht.

Stop paying it attention.

Take away his power by taking away your undying devotion to him.

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-07-19 12:42 PM | Reply

Trump should factor in that in Washington's day, dueling was a acceptable way of resolving personal disputes. Donny Two Scoops would soil his adult diaper if Washington called him out.

#19 | Posted by dutch46 at 2021-07-19 05:04 PM | Reply

Stop paying it attention.
#18 | Posted by ClownShack

Like it or not, he is an exPresident and will command attention up to and including his death.
And probably decades after.

#20 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2021-07-19 06:49 PM | Reply

Among Republican voters, Trump would win hands down.

Republicans elected Trump to undo the mistake of the first Republican President, Abraham Lincoln.

#21 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-07-19 06:57 PM | Reply

The only race Dotard could beat George Washington in would be a present-day footrace, both contestants in their current condition, and Combover Quisling is given a significant head start, oh and there are no down ramps.

#22 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2021-07-20 04:05 PM | Reply

Donnie Fail is a -------- loser

#23 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-07-20 09:29 PM | Reply

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