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#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-30 10:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 4 | Newsworthy 5

If I didn't just buy a new truck, I would definitely buy this just to piss off my homophobic neighbor.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-08-30 10:13 AM | Reply

I'm more interested in that Ford Ka (the little car on the right) that has an El Camino rear end like a pickup truck. Why can't we get those here?

Heh. I said "rear end."

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-30 10:23 AM | Reply

It seems the gay communities would be better served if the money spent in producing these vehicles went to promote gay rights. But the virtue signaling wouldn't be there.

#4 | Posted by jakester at 2021-08-30 10:33 AM | Reply

Gay couples tend to have a lot of disposable income. Most aren't spending it on kids.

#5 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2021-08-30 10:46 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

It seems the gay communities would be better served if the money spent in producing these vehicles went to promote gay rights. But the virtue signaling wouldn't be there.

#4 | POSTED BY JAKESTER

I'm sure the gay community appreciates your faux concern.

In any case, this isn't virtue signaling. It's a giant middle finger to homophobics to which I LOL and applaud Ford.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2021-08-30 02:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

#4 This isn't supposed to help the gay community.

It's supposed to help the Ford Motor Company.

(It really didn't take long for you to revert to your true self.)

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-30 02:40 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Gay couples tend to have a lot of disposable income. Most aren't spending it on kids.

You'd be surprised.

More and more gay couples are adopting and having surrogate children.

Most lesbians have children.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2021-08-30 02:57 PM | Reply

I'm surprised "Raptor" hasn't materialized as a persona of one of the many closet bound "conservatives" here on the DR

It goes hand in hand with usernames like "sniper" and "mustang"

#9 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2021-08-30 03:15 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I have heard gay people joke that back in the day being gay was like being part of an exclusive Club but then they reached a Tipping Point after which they started wishing certain people hadn't come out of the closet and corporations supporting gay pride made the situation even worse and now some gay people partially wish they could go back into the closet LOL

#10 | Posted by Tor at 2021-08-30 03:41 PM | Reply

#1 and snoofy bats another one out of the ball-park again.

#11 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-08-30 04:12 PM | Reply

#8 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK AT 2021-08-30 02:57 PM | FLAG:

I wasn't honestly. It's only 1 in 4 for women and goes under 10% for men. That's a lot of disposable income not being spent on kids.

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2021-08-30 04:29 PM | Reply

What do gays like to drive?

A brown Probe.

#13 | Posted by Miss_Credulous at 2021-08-30 07:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That's "What Does A Proctologist Drive"

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-30 07:49 PM | Reply

Michael Scott: The first guy says, 'Well I''m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.' And the second guy says, 'Well I am a pimp so I drive a cheap Escort.' And the third guy says, 'I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe.'

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-30 07:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Absolutely ---- brilliant.

They should do it with the electric Mustang, and make it a production paint color. I'd consider buying it, and I'm not even gay.

#16 | Posted by DarkVader at 2021-08-30 07:51 PM | Reply

No way I wold buy either one.

#17 | Posted by jakester at 2021-08-30 07:53 PM | Reply

NOW THERE'S A SURPRISE.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-30 07:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

BTDT

I had a big rainbow painted on my VW bus back in the 70's and 80's.

#19 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-08-30 08:39 PM | Reply

How do you know it isn't a Christian car?

Christians have been using rainbows for decades.

Gays appropriated a Christian symbol.

#20 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-30 09:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

www.christiantoday.com

#21 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-30 09:40 PM | Reply

I guess you can't really say appropriated.

It's doesn't belong to Christians.

Maybe just sharing it.

#22 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-30 09:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I've said before....wouldn't it be ironic if in decades to come gays find more support, love and acceptance from Christians than liberal atheists who profess to care so much as they shove gays into public service whether they like it or not.

#23 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-30 09:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

I do not care if the car represents gay, Christian, or a BLT. The colors are hideous. And the gold sparkle just makes it worse, if that was possible. No way would I drive such an ugly vehicle, even though I am, and always have been pro gay rights.

#24 | Posted by jakester at 2021-08-30 09:51 PM | Reply

Gays appropriated a Christian symbol.
#20 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Shut up, dopey. You're as big a sophist as "Jerkster"

#25 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-30 10:00 PM | Reply

#23 What does "shove gays into public service whether they like it or not" mean?

Are you imagining liberal atheists bring back the draft, and gays can't get out of it for being gay?

And I don't see how it would be the slightest bit ironic for Christians to love and support gays, or anyone else. That is what Jesus preached.

What's ironic, putting it mildly, is how fundamentalist Christians treat gays, by trying to convert them with psychological torture, and demanding they not act on the love in their hearts, like you don't.

#26 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-30 10:02 PM | Reply

Legal,

I think Jake's been an interesting addition to this site.

#27 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-30 10:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#27

He's been here longer than legallybraindead.

#28 | Posted by willowby at 2021-08-30 10:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

He was here before you or me Willowby.

#29 | Posted by bruceaz at 2021-08-30 10:41 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Snoofy,

Take a guess.

What do you think I might have meant?

#30 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2021-08-31 09:10 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

No way I wold buy either one.

#17 | POSTED BY JAKESTER

Is that because you are a homophobe?

#31 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2021-08-31 09:25 AM | Reply

#9 | POSTED BY CHIEFTUTMOSES

That's funny. I briefly considered "Infiltrator" or "Penetrator" for the double entendre.

To the thread: If they make a rainbow Mustang I'll just about guarantee Sra. Buscador will be driving one.

#32 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2021-08-31 09:28 AM | Reply

What do you think I might have meant?
#30 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

My best guess is what I wrote in #26.

#33 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-31 09:28 AM | Reply

#31 - see post #24.

That is the most idiotic logic I have heard. Would you paint your car like that? Why not? Are you (and everyone else who owns a car) a homophobe?

#34 | Posted by jakester at 2021-08-31 09:28 AM | Reply

#31 - also, I have no need for a pickup truck. I drive a sedan. If you read the story, you would know these are made in Germany.

So you are suggesting that since I don't change my preferences in personal vehicles to a pick up truck, buy one in Germany and have it shipped here, there is a probability I am a homophobe.

I seriously wonder about people like you legallyyourdead, especially after you accuse me of being a sock puppet when you got busted for being one yesterday.

Please cease the trolling, or I will.

#35 | Posted by jakester at 2021-08-31 09:37 AM | Reply

Please cease the trolling, or I will.

Will what? Cease trolling? Awesome!

#36 | Posted by YAV at 2021-08-31 11:02 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

"Will what? Cease trolling?"

Reason enough to continue.

#37 | Posted by Danforth at 2021-08-31 11:12 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

#35 | POSTED BY JAKESTER

Do tell. What other online fantasies do you have, chucklehead?

#38 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-31 12:34 PM | Reply

I think it's healthy for some straight bubba tough guy to get his @$$ kicked by a drag queen now and then. I mean really stomped. Happens all the time and it keeps them humble and in their place... more so when there are witnesses.

#39 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2021-08-31 03:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"There's no dick a marketer won't suck."

Sounds like an advertising slogan!

#40 | Posted by Danforth at 2021-08-31 04:35 PM | Reply

I think it's healthy for some straight bubba tough guy to get his @$$ kicked by a drag queen now and then. I mean really stomped. Happens all the time and it keeps them humble and in their place... more so when there are witnesses.

Funny story. In my freshman year at Notre Dame, the architecture students had a Beaux Arts Ball in their way-cool gallery building - open atrium with short, walled off sections in a wraparound balcony overlooking the main floor which was transformed into a generous dance floor. Little did I know, but the archy department was well known for its rather generous amount of gay students even at strict Catholic Notre Dame. The dance was well attended with almost an equal amount of guys and girls, the majority being straight.

A couple of guys were dancing and canoodling on the dance floor and of course some preppy, macho drunk took offense to seeing men kissing each other. He made his objection known and motioned for one of the guys to follow him over to a corner to physically express his disapproval. Low and behold, the gay guy popped the crap out of the preppy and left him bruised and battered, crumpled on the floor and then proceeded to grab his guy again and resume where they left off on the dance floor. My friends and I were laughing our arses off!

#41 | Posted by tonyroma at 2021-08-31 06:05 PM | Reply

#41. I was born and raised on cape cod. The gay vacation capital of the nation, Provincetown, is there. It's the best place for shopping for any eclectic item you might need, or whale watching so we went up there every couple of years.( It was a 50 mile drive) Since I grew up around it, it never registered as a big deal. It was as normal as any other group. But every so often you'd see guys get stupid and then put in their place quickly. Those guys work out and do nothing but fight i for their lives ALL the time. They are not to be trifled with.

My wife and I love going there whenever we make it back to the cape. But when we bring our kids or friends, They have to be prepped for what they will see and to not make a scene.

#42 | Posted by ABH at 2021-08-31 09:11 PM | Reply

P-town!

#43 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-08-31 10:41 PM | Reply

My God, those things are a billboard on wheels. They could get somebody killed.

For this one and only time, I agree with JAKESTER. I have no idea why Ford would stoop to manufacturing a moving target for some crazy homophobe on the highway to vent their hate.

It seems to me that a gay person would also be worried about coming back to a parking lot to find his tires slashed.


#44 | Posted by Twinpac at 2021-08-31 11:23 PM | Reply

Dude. It's not a production paint job.

#45 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-31 11:28 PM | Reply

SNOOFY

I'm glad to hear that, Snoofy. I'd hate to see somebody get killed over of the color of his car.

It's dangerous enough out there without sending out an engraved invitation.

BTW, SNOOFY. I'm not a "dude."

#46 | Posted by Twinpac at 2021-08-31 11:43 PM | Reply

I'm aware. I meant no offense.

#47 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-31 11:54 PM | Reply

The Dude abides Twin. ;)

#48 | Posted by tonyroma at 2021-09-01 06:33 AM | Reply

I think it's healthy for some straight bubba tough guy to get his @$$ kicked by a drag queen now and then. I mean really stomped. Happens all the time and it keeps them humble and in their place... more so when there are witnesses.

#39 | Posted by RightisTrite

Yea, Rightistrite, might makes right, correct? So it's also ok for people to kick the condescending ass of a LGBTQ who is forcing everyone to "accept" them where they are not wanted, right? It would help keep the gay humble, right and let them know to stay out of places where they arent wanted, right?

Yea, make that straight "bubba" see the error of his ways and start accepting that gays are just around, right? So beat his ass? And embarrass him? Right?

You idiots make my points for me.

Rightistrite, the perfect example for violence to get your way. And he's on record.

#49 | Posted by boaz at 2021-09-01 08:34 AM | Reply

So, Boaz. Please tell me where a gay person wouldn't be wanted and that is okay? Please tell me where their not allowed to go and it isn'ta horrific example of violating their civil rights. I'll accept just one.

#50 | Posted by ABH at 2021-09-01 10:43 AM | Reply

"Yea, make that straight "bubba" see the error of his ways and start accepting that gays are just around, right? So beat his ass? And embarrass him? Right?"

Only because Bubba did a thing called FAFO.
People who do that are usually closet cases, in my opinion.
Just like the Evangelicals are out there committing all the sins they preach against.

#51 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-09-01 10:54 AM | Reply

There's no dick a marketer won't suck.

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2021-08-30 10:01 AM | Reply | Flag

Well that's sort of their job description.

#52 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-09-01 01:26 PM | Reply

So it's also ok for people to kick the condescending ass of a LGBTQ who is forcing everyone to "accept" them where they are not wanted, right?

So, Boaz. Please tell me where a gay person wouldn't be wanted and that is okay? Please tell me where their not allowed to go and it isn'ta horrific example of violating their civil rights. I'll accept just one.

#50 | Posted by ABH at 2021-09-01 10:43 AM | Reply | Flag

C'mon Boaz, where are they not allowed to go? Who makes those rules? Is there a committee?

I will tell you where a gay son is "not allowed" to go...his homophobic mother's home...the person that gave birth to him, raised him, fed him, bathed him, clothed him for 17 years until he came out as his true self and was kicked out of his childhood home by his hate filled mother...spoon fed that hate by right wing media and the "christian" church. Her actions were disgusting and vile, she is not a parent, only a dna donor. Those are the words and actions of a human pile of garbage. If Jesus were the son of God and waiting for her at the moment she assumes room temperature he would be very disappointed in her for using his name to spread hate at her own son.

#53 | Posted by Nixon at 2021-09-01 01:44 PM | Reply

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