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Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Observers are split on the consequences of "speed-toading" using the venom, called bufo, as a cure for the ills of the modern world.



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This cures COVID.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2021-09-14 03:58 PM | Reply

It also gets rid of worms.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2021-09-14 04:01 PM | Reply

Look at those toad suckers, way down south; sticking they toads in they mouth.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2021-09-14 04:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Now I understand Florida

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-09-14 04:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Don't laugh! This was a public service announcement. Official advice followed.

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-09-14 05:12 PM | Reply

An alternative to DMT but still sounds like a bad idea.

#6 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2021-09-14 07:21 PM | Reply

Driving another species to existence for "Enlightenment" FFS.

#7 | Posted by DMTDust at 2021-09-14 07:47 PM | Reply

My mind has become a tangled knot that I can no longer untie. But to be fair as a smoke I did enjoy it's unique texture.

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-09-14 07:59 PM | Reply

When you are priveleged enough to indulge in such activities most probably you are over-priveleged and could use a moment to land you back on Earth. I seriously doubt this will end well for the participants.

#9 | Posted by danni at 2021-09-15 06:39 AM | Reply

The rich young elites coast through life high on something. Like the Hollyweird liberal bunch.

#10 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2021-09-15 08:37 AM | Reply

You mean like Don Jr. and Beavis, right?

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-09-15 10:04 AM | Reply

Was this sustainably harvested? Are the toad farmers all receiving fair wages? Are the toads treated humanely and allowed to live a full, natural life span after their venom-producing days are passed? Gwen wants to know...

#12 | Posted by catdog at 2021-09-15 04:38 PM | Reply

Licking the back of the cane toad to get hight has been going on for a long time, probably to pre-Colombian days.

#13 | Posted by jakester at 2021-09-15 04:55 PM | Reply

Licking the back of a toad (pee & poop) is not something a normal clear thinking Conservative American would even consider.

#14 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2021-09-15 05:15 PM | Reply

It's another in the series of questions: Who was the first to say, "Hey, I've got an idea. Let's smoke some frog venom."

#15 | Posted by jakester at 2021-09-15 08:21 PM | Reply

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