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Saturday, October 02, 2021

In yet another piece of evidence that we are in fact living in a simulation, special operations soldiers training at an airport in the Mojave Desert were reportedly attacked and wounded by "a sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja" and forced to shelter in a hangar, Stars and Stripes reports.

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"a sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja"

A mere probability wave. Bound to happen. Could have been Mothman.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2021-10-01 04:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Why didn't they just shoot him?

#2 | Posted by a_monson at 2021-10-01 04:52 PM | Reply

How drunk were these fools?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-10-01 08:29 PM | Reply

The suspect, identified as 35-year-old Gino Rivera.
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#4 | Posted by YAV at 2021-10-01 08:43 PM | Reply

#2 | Posted

Because you don't just kill people because of what they look like, aborted_monson. They guy clearly needed help.

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-10-01 08:48 PM | Reply

Also, nobody carries a gun on base. You never go casually armed, that's suspicions to everyone. That's like carrying a gun in your house. When you see guys marching with guns it's off to the firing range.

Also, this really does sound like a troll. Anyone from Ampguard could have beat him to death with a stick. Two battle-hardened commandos couldn't? If Boaz was there he's be missing a foot.

#6 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-10-01 08:53 PM | Reply

"You never go casually armed, that's suspicions to everyone"

Please tell that to the open-carry Yahoos in Texas.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2021-10-02 08:02 AM | Reply

Why didn't they just shoot him?

#2 | POSTED BY A_MONSON

Apparently the soldiers on watch duty were unarmed, and only had radios lol.

#8 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2021-10-02 02:29 PM | Reply

#7 Your base is your house, ZhD. You don't carry a gun in your house. In Texas you can open carry like you where 16 in high-school with a gun-rack in your truck, just not in bars, convenience stores, pawn shops, or where otherwise posted (which is actually just those and sometimes not even then). Now Alaska....

#9 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-10-02 02:58 PM | Reply

Perhaps this is the supervillain Im meant to fight.

#10 | Posted by Tor at 2021-10-02 04:52 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Two battle-hardened commandos couldn't?

They werent "commando"s". These were aviation soldiers who happen to support special operations. They arent trained operators.

#11 | Posted by boaz at 2021-10-02 05:28 PM | Reply

Cocaines a helluva drug ...

#12 | Posted by catdog at 2021-10-02 06:37 PM | Reply

They arent trained operators. #11 | POSTED BY BOAZ

I've read some badass things about SOAR. But also ... catch them without an aviation platform an things go a little sideways lol

#13 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2021-10-03 08:52 AM | Reply

#10 | Posted by Tor at 2021-10-02 04:52 PM

I've never saved a post before, but this was the night that Tor realized his destiny.

One day Tor, we will meet.

#14 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-10-03 11:03 PM | Reply

*night

#15 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2021-10-03 11:04 PM | Reply

#13,

Of course Gonoles, but you know just like I do, those are mostly pilots with huge balls. SOAR sources alot of their TDA soldiers from the regular army and not from SOF units.

That's what I was saying..

#16 | Posted by boaz at 2021-10-04 08:38 AM | Reply

"You never go casually armed, that's suspicions to everyone. That's like carrying a gun in your house."

Like carrying an AR-15 to Walmart?

#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-10-04 11:45 AM | Reply

Why didn't they just shoot him?

#2 | POSTED BY A_MONSON

Everyone knows ninjas are faster than bullets!

They should have just called in David Dunn from "Glass".

This "ninja" reminds me of the beast and the beast could only be defeated by David Dunn (Bruce Willis). As long as there was no water nearby.

#18 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-10-04 12:16 PM | Reply

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