Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Saturday, October 09, 2021

Acting United States Attorney Bob Murray announced today that SAMANTHA R DEHRING, age 25 of Carol Stream, Illinois, pleaded guilty to willfully remaining, approaching, and photographing wildlife within 100 yards. The other count, feeding, touching, teasing, frightening, or intentionally disturbing wildlife, was dismissed. Dehring appeared in front of Magistrate Judge Mark L. Carman in Mammoth Hot Springs, Wyoming on October 6, 2021, for her change of plea and sentencing hearing. She was sentenced to four days in custody, one-year unsupervised probation, and ordered to pay a $1,000 fine, a $1,000 community service payment to Yellowstone Forever Wildlife Protection Fund, a $30 court processing fee and a $10 assessment. Dehring also received a one-year ban from Yellowstone National Park.



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Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you ----- a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2021-10-09 01:40 PM | Reply

Those rules and regulations of Yellowstone are the...bear necessities.

#2 | Posted by Tor at 2021-10-09 02:58 PM | Reply

The Bear Necessities song

#3 | Posted by LesWit at 2021-10-09 03:16 PM | Reply

What's the emoticon for groan?


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2021-10-09 03:17 PM | Reply

Four days?


She's kinda lucky she's not Griz poo right now.

#5 | Posted by madbomber at 2021-10-09 04:00 PM | Reply

25 years ago I was driving back to Vancouver with 3 fellow Pipe fitters from Fort McMurray which took us through Jasper Provincial park.There was the typical busloads of Asian tourists snapping pictures of the semi docile protected Bears that were munching away on the fauna.Brent expressed his concern for the well being of the tourists but Kurt surmised that they were safe as Bears didn't care for eating Chinese,as they remember how much the MSG upsets their stomachs.
We were stunned at his lack of woke-ness and felt a deep shame in our souls and told him so a few days after we stopped laughing.

#6 | Posted by Scotty at 2021-10-10 01:23 AM | Reply

4 days in jail for harassing a grizzly bear!

Wow. That's more jail time than one of them domestic terrorist gets for harassing all of America.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2021-10-10 11:28 AM | Reply

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