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Friday, April 29, 2022

Donald Trump worried that "dangerous" fruits could be flung at him by protesters, according to newly-released excerpts from his sworn deposition for an upcoming trial in New York. "It's very dangerous stuff," Trump said in the deposition, invoking a fruit-basket worth of potential projectiles, including tomatoes, pineapples, and, perplexingly, bananas. "You can get killed with those things," he said.

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Killer toatoes! The man is a raving lunatic. How du his idiotic cult members take him seriously?

#1 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-28 07:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Deposition Transcript Reveals Trump Fear Of Flying Fruit

Rachel Maddow shares a bizarre transcript from a deposition taken from Donald Trump in a civil case in which protesters are suing him for rough treatment at the hands of security outside of Trump Tower, in which a lawyer explores Trump's unusual preoccupation with the possibility of being injured or killed by a thrown piece of fruit.

www.youtube.com

#2 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 07:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Killer toatoes! The man is a raving lunatic. How du his idiotic cult members take him seriously?
#1 | POSTED BY DANNI

Don't forget about the killer bananas!!!

#3 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 08:08 AM | Reply

I hope DOJ quotes this every time a Trump supporter claims their axe handles and poles aren't dangerous weapons[:]

Former president Donald Trump said he feared protesters would hit him with tomatoes, pineapples and other "very dangerous" fruit at his campaign rallies, declaring in a sworn deposition that "you can be killed if that happens."

twitter.com

#4 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 08:19 AM | Reply

Fruit fears fruit, film at 11.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-28 09:37 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Fetchez la vache! Fetchez la vache!!"

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-04-28 11:19 AM | Reply

It's only dangerous in his mind because it's the humiliation that's driving his thoughts.

He knows a banana can't kill you. But the public humiliation is as bad as death in his mind.

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2022-04-28 04:00 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Dangerous fruit.... he may have been referring to

www.youtube.com

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2022-04-28 04:20 PM | Reply

Paging the San Diego Chicken...

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-28 06:01 PM | Reply

Guess we can add flying fruit to the looong list of Snowflake Boy's phobias.

#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-04-29 05:32 AM | Reply

Well I get pineapple I mean it tries to eat you back.

#11 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2022-04-29 05:59 AM | Reply

Obligatory...
youtu.be

#12 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2022-04-29 07:41 AM | Reply

he had the nuclear codes

#13 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-04-29 09:15 AM | Reply

Rotten Tomatoes really only stink and make a mess...

Now if you find someone wanting to hurl coconuts and Pineapples and such all the power to them and may their aim be true. He is a wannabe banana republic dictator after all.

#14 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2022-04-29 10:00 AM | Reply

The ugli fruit must have made a direct hit.

#15 | Posted by TenMile at 2022-04-29 10:45 AM | Reply

Now we know what this evil villains weakness is!

(Besides young actresses seeking fame or 13 year old beauty contestants.)

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-04-29 02:55 PM | Reply

Throw something at a current or past president and you risk of lead poisoning.

#17 | Posted by visitor_ at 2022-04-29 03:05 PM | Reply

John Hinckley seems to be doing ok.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-29 05:27 PM | Reply

My solution is to throw raw eggs at trump.

#19 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2022-04-29 05:35 PM | Reply

You all may laugh but the British Army has been practising for just such an eventuality.
Here is a training film from early 70's
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#20 | Posted by pedant at 2022-04-29 09:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Fructophobia

psychreel.com

Although if the thrown fruit is durian www.cnn.com he may not be totally off base.

#21 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-04-29 10:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Headline: {Yrimp killrd by well aimed pineapple. Congrats.

#22 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-30 01:52 PM | Reply

Might be able to understand his objections if they had been throwing pineapples and coconuts. As it is, it comes through plainly he didn't want the humiliation.

#23 | Posted by BBQ at 2022-04-30 06:16 PM | Reply

So...tomatoes. Fruit or vegetable?

#24 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-30 06:48 PM | Reply

Asking for a friend.

#25 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-30 06:48 PM | Reply

"So...tomatoes. Fruit or vegetable?"

Tomatoes have aeeds so yhey are fruit.

#26 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-30 07:28 PM | Reply

Dotard is deathly afraid of pineapples after having one shoved up his fat tuchus by Putin during the Helsinki summit.

#27 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2022-04-30 07:51 PM | Reply

Do you know the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.

#28 | Posted by mattm at 2022-04-30 07:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

@#17 ... Throw something at a current or past president and you risk of lead poisoning. ...

Yup.

But that did not seem to be fmr Pres Trump's concern.

Why did he specifically, quite specifically, call out bananas, et al?

Why does he seem to be so afraid of the particular items he mentioned, as opposed to any item thrown at him?

Your question raises a valid point. Care to address it?

thx.

#29 | Posted by LampLighter at 2022-04-30 08:32 PM | Reply

Sounds like ------- is worried cawthorn is going to grab him by the mushroom.

#30 | Posted by truthhurts at 2022-04-30 09:45 PM | Reply

What a snowflake!!

I give his presidency a "Green Splat" (Rotten Tomatoes rating)

#31 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2022-05-01 03:41 AM | Reply

Trumperology:

The tomato is very dangerous and anyone carrying them should be beaten.

But guns are perfectly ok and everyone should carry one.

#32 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-05-01 10:32 AM | Reply

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