Donald Trump Worried about 'Dangerous' Fruit Being Thrown at Him

Friday, April 29, 2022

Donald Trump worried that "dangerous" fruits could be flung at him by protesters, according to newly-released excerpts from his sworn deposition for an upcoming trial in New York. "It's very dangerous stuff," Trump said in the deposition, invoking a fruit-basket worth of potential projectiles, including tomatoes, pineapples, and, perplexingly, bananas. "You can get killed with those things," he said.

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Killer toatoes! The man is a raving lunatic. How du his idiotic cult members take him seriously?

#1 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-28 07:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Deposition Transcript Reveals Trump Fear Of Flying Fruit

Rachel Maddow shares a bizarre transcript from a deposition taken from Donald Trump in a civil case in which protesters are suing him for rough treatment at the hands of security outside of Trump Tower, in which a lawyer explores Trump's unusual preoccupation with the possibility of being injured or killed by a thrown piece of fruit.

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#2 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 07:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Killer toatoes! The man is a raving lunatic. How du his idiotic cult members take him seriously?
#1 | POSTED BY DANNI

Don't forget about the killer bananas!!!

#3 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 08:08 AM | Reply

I hope DOJ quotes this every time a Trump supporter claims their axe handles and poles aren't dangerous weapons[:]

Former president Donald Trump said he feared protesters would hit him with tomatoes, pineapples and other "very dangerous" fruit at his campaign rallies, declaring in a sworn deposition that "you can be killed if that happens."

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#4 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2022-04-28 08:19 AM | Reply

Fruit fears fruit, film at 11.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-28 09:37 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Fetchez la vache! Fetchez la vache!!"

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-04-28 11:19 AM | Reply

It's only dangerous in his mind because it's the humiliation that's driving his thoughts.

He knows a banana can't kill you. But the public humiliation is as bad as death in his mind.

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2022-04-28 04:00 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Dangerous fruit.... he may have been referring to

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#8 | Posted by Corky at 2022-04-28 04:20 PM | Reply

Paging the San Diego Chicken...

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-28 06:01 PM | Reply

Guess we can add flying fruit to the looong list of Snowflake Boy's phobias.

#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2022-04-29 05:32 AM | Reply

Well I get pineapple I mean it tries to eat you back.

#11 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2022-04-29 05:59 AM | Reply

Obligatory...
youtu.be

#12 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2022-04-29 07:41 AM | Reply

he had the nuclear codes

#13 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2022-04-29 09:15 AM | Reply

Rotten Tomatoes really only stink and make a mess...

Now if you find someone wanting to hurl coconuts and Pineapples and such all the power to them and may their aim be true. He is a wannabe banana republic dictator after all.

#14 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2022-04-29 10:00 AM | Reply

The ugli fruit must have made a direct hit.

#15 | Posted by TenMile at 2022-04-29 10:45 AM | Reply

Now we know what this evil villains weakness is!

(Besides young actresses seeking fame or 13 year old beauty contestants.)

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2022-04-29 02:55 PM | Reply

Throw something at a current or past president and you risk of lead poisoning.

#17 | Posted by visitor_ at 2022-04-29 03:05 PM | Reply

John Hinckley seems to be doing ok.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-29 05:27 PM | Reply

My solution is to throw raw eggs at trump.

#19 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2022-04-29 05:35 PM | Reply

You all may laugh but the British Army has been practising for just such an eventuality.
Here is a training film from early 70's
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#20 | Posted by pedant at 2022-04-29 09:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Fructophobia

psychreel.com

Although if the thrown fruit is durian www.cnn.com he may not be totally off base.

#21 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2022-04-29 10:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Headline: {Yrimp killrd by well aimed pineapple. Congrats.

#22 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-30 01:52 PM | Reply

Might be able to understand his objections if they had been throwing pineapples and coconuts. As it is, it comes through plainly he didn't want the humiliation.

#23 | Posted by BBQ at 2022-04-30 06:16 PM | Reply

So...tomatoes. Fruit or vegetable?

#24 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-30 06:48 PM | Reply

Asking for a friend.

#25 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2022-04-30 06:48 PM | Reply

"So...tomatoes. Fruit or vegetable?"

Tomatoes have aeeds so yhey are fruit.

#26 | Posted by danni at 2022-04-30 07:28 PM | Reply

Dotard is deathly afraid of pineapples after having one shoved up his fat tuchus by Putin during the Helsinki summit.

#27 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2022-04-30 07:51 PM | Reply

Do you know the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.