Trump Lawyers Tried to Hide His Fear of Fruit

Tuesday, May 03, 2022

Donald Trump admitted in a deposition that he was very afraid of people throwing fruit at him. His lawyers were desperate to have that information scrubbed from the public's view.

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It's hard to hide how cowardly you are when you fear tomatoes and other fruits.

#1 | Posted by danni at 2022-05-03 11:10 AM | Reply

Someone should send the fruit of the loom guys to all his appearances

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2022-05-03 11:38 AM | Reply

Can you imagine Dotard's reaction if someone approached him wearing a Carmen Miranda hat?

#3 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2022-05-03 11:58 AM | Reply | Funny: 5

#3, you win the internet today with that comment!

#4 | Posted by ND_Perspective at 2022-05-03 12:19 PM | Reply

It's hard to hide how cowardly you are when you fear tomatoes and other fruits.

#1 | Posted by danni at 2022-05-03 11:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

Especially for the bloated sack of triglycerides who said he would run into a school shooting unarmed.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2022-05-03 12:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I know you're all just having fun with this fruit thing but, really, it's only the fruit that's used as projectiles to run him off the stage that scares him.

Plus, the video on the 7-day 24 hour news cycle.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2022-05-04 11:38 AM | Reply

trump seems to fear human contact, black women, and being assaulted with fruit.

Did he have a black nanny as a kid?

wtf did she do to him?

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2022-05-04 11:58 AM | Reply

Considering that the American public apparently doesn't even care that Donald Trump incited a violent insurrection at the US Capitol, i'm not sure why his lawyers would bother trying to hide the fact that he is afraid of a tomato.

#8 | Posted by JOE at 2022-05-04 03:09 PM | Reply